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I am fully of mediocre sweet-potato fries.
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so natural selection and sexual selection are at odds?
Plumage gets you laid and killed. Goes without saying.- You read this month's national geographic too, huh?********
- not since I wanted to see the girls of the salomon Islands********
- I'll check it next time at the dentist********
- You read this month's national geographic too, huh?
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Has anyone ever done a balance transfer before from one credit card to another?...
For some reason I'm having trepidations on moving this much cash from one imaginary source to another when neither are one of my bank accounts.
I have a feeling that I'm going to be audited next year. I've been moving money around like a drug trafficker, especially the past few weeks.
It's just hard to keep your accounts in check when you're trafficking all these drugs.
- Yes. I keep them in constant rotation. Like a fucking propeller.killthefish
- LOLJnr_Madison
- Face first rotation like a fucking propeller into the fucking propeller.********
- killthefish0
Watch for fees, and then to keep the new low interest rate (presumably why you are doing this,) be sure to be prompt as a motherfucker on the payments and not use the new card for charging things, because those things will have interest at whatever other rate.
OR: your situation could be completely not that.
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jesus and Mary Chain somehow sound like fakers
- sorry wrong thread
sendto: oddblog******** - rejectedkillthefish
- rejected, but true anyway********
- they are********
- I'm glad i don't know what they look like too.********
- sorry wrong thread
- Horp0
Jaline, I said CSS is a piece of piss. Its just a bunch of instructions... put this here, this big, this colour, this size. I doubt I could write it fresh, but lets face it who needs to do anything fresh these days? Whatever poster you're designing its sure to have been done excellently before so you just sample that past and recontextualise... the same with CSS. I'll pillage everyone's code and tailor it to my own ends MWA-HA-HA HA HA HAAAH.
cough
- I doubt I could write it fresh yet but I've only spent twenty minutes analysing it and I'm already a Master Killa.Horp
- 20 minutes of CSS follows...
http://cargofolio.co…Horp - The title type was just a quick test. I resolved the overlap but then quit withut maing that save. I AM CSS MAN!!!Horp
- its just like DTP styles except you have to tell In Design how to position the stuff itselfkelpie
- I await your first nasty code headfuck with glee, my mankelpie
- canuck0
horp you are a css ninja, and I salute you.
- Its like, the most perfect CSS you ever saw, right?Horp
- I mean, I only got my new machine working this afternoon. I'm going to be a god in a weeks time.Horp
- You looking for CSS work?canuck
- bespoke artwork? atm machine?
"bespoke art" maybe though it sounds a little jesus and mary******** - pronounced bee-HORP********
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stop I'm dying here stop
- NotByHand0
I perpetually find myself on the verge of creating extraordinary things.
On the verge.
- killthefish0
css has ninjas now?
- canuck0
Dear Diary.
I've been stripped of my dignity and my name from the QBN.
gfro is dead. I settled upon the name conroy. I'm new again and have a clean start on life.
we'll I better get back to my tasks.
Talk to you soon.
Love,
conroy
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bloody heck the folk in that train thread are a bunch of dong whollapers eh?!!!!!!
- total smeg heads yo!canuck
- see if I can hide this admission here?.
I thought misterMIK was called mister MILK all this time :/chossy - I only see two threads here.killthefish
- Horp0
I just moved the mother fucking title graphic yo! Piece of pish. Shame the title graphic has that white keyline round it... I saved it off quickly from Illustrator CS3 which is obviously shite. I'll do a better one tomorrow and my journey into CSS will continue.
I HAVE ARRIVED IN THE 20TH CENTURE AT LAST!!!
- You are hi fidelity now bro!canuck
- w00t!canuck
- Welcome. Unfortunately we've all moved on to MFTTOK now.killthefish
- Probably that is true.
* Googles MTHTFFOKHorp - bloody shaving off my whiskers with a Gillette********
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what train thread?
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Because when the smack begins to flow
I really dont care anymore
About all the jim-jims in this town
And all the politicians makin crazy sounds
And everybody puttin everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds- what are jim-jims, jim?********
- *busts out the beatbox to accompany RandNotByHand
- Glad you could join us, I'm tap dancing.Horp
- I now have the worst mental image of the most pathetic band ever assembled.NotByHand
- But, but... I'm a master at the shuffle-ball step!Horp
- * Shuffle-ball step, Shuffle-ball step, Shuffle-ball step, repeat to fade.Horp
- that's making and putting dog********
- Horp thinks the skiffle craze is still viable********
- what are jim-jims, jim?
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almost saturday guys! almost! you know what that means!
lonely valentines day! YES- I have left you a romantic gift in Brussels town centre.
GO LOOK!Horp - Take your right hand out for dinner, you cheap bastard.NotByHand
- it's my left rene; my left!********
- Didn't know, sorry... maybe try your right to mix it up?NotByHand
- trio maybe********
- I have to use two hands, one at the base, one at the end. Its tough being marvellously hung.Horp
- I have left you a romantic gift in Brussels town centre.
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Horp, I only went 5times to Brussels, or maybe 7
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The Soloist looks like one amazing movie.
Many of you will disagree ofcourse, because you all like sci-fi.I also saw the first 3 episodes of 'The Mentalist' on TV, and tbh, I don't get why it is getting over 16million viewers a week in US
- is that with robert downey jr?
i did want to see that7point34 - yes, and Jamie Foxxy********
- is that with robert downey jr?