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- brooke0
This is a good song.
- kingjulien0
And it was like for a moment, O my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milkbar and I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise and the shivers crawling up like slow malenky lizards and then down again. Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious Ninth, by Ludwig van.
- mr_snuggles0
I've got an interview in 2 hours, I've laid out my favorite red dress and I've selected an appropriate parasol but I had to take a moment while the molding mud sets and my faux hawk falls into place.
I'm also browsing the studio's website so I can kiss their asses, waxing philosophical about the latest Nike project they have done, while sipping a low-fat frappacino and snorting cocaine off of my own ass...
- ********0
for fuck sakes
- ********0
- ********0
tell me about jenny
- GreedoLives0
i had a dream last night invovling m. night shyamalam, his identical twin, my aunt's veranda, a grill with tons of meat on it, and me soiling my paints and trying to find ways to hide it from the two shyamalams.
I fear for myself.
- ********0
I've had that one too
- grunttt0
me too except i soiled the twins pants and tried to hide them from my aunt.
- ********0
me too
- grunttt0
anyone happen to know which box i packed the battery for the digital camera?
- ********0
kim? is that you?
- emokid0
i am not sure how many vicodin pills it takes for a human being of approximately my age, height and weight to be done in.
- tuinal0
I had that dream again last night. the one where I'm at the bar in Newark, and Samuel Jackson and friend come in to hold up the place and I try knocking them out with alarge bamboo pole but miss, then try sneaking out as they empty their guns at me cept there's no sound. I escape with just a limp, although I think I had the limp at the beginning.
A: the entire bottle or 25, which ever is greater.
- emokid0
i have 10 pills and am not sure if it is enough to do the deed.
- canuck0
I am Yul Brynner.
- ********0
I am peteski
- emokid0
ten pill is enough, i have concluded. if you dont hear from me again, assume that i was successful and be happy for me.