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BABES: 1*For the righteous prevail, with wind at their sails; to Zeus and all of My kindness. As thy message is clear, without living hindrance nor fear; leaving nothing but pure honest guidance. Hallelujah. 2*For the wicked themselves, hand over their Souls; to Hades himself and His mercy. One by one, time after time, again and again those idiots. Like flocks of seagulls, on a shore off the Ocean; fighting for the last of their seaweed. 3*When there’s nothing left, to tide them over, tell Me; what will surely happen then? For they will be sent straight down to Hell, that’s what will happen. Nowhere to hide. Sacrificed in front of everybody. Metaphorically, and literally. Deliver. 4*Badged with a color ID bracelet, where they will then be led to designated quarters within the new Jerusalem herself. Depending on the individual, each UADN (Useless and Disgusting Neanderthal) will either be stunted with blunt objects, or else injected with a specific tranquilizer to steady their nerves, again; for some of them: 5*We may need to persecute on more than one or two occasions. Amen. For they will most certainly have lost their mind at this point (I am sure that nobody would actually want, or more judiciously speaking - enjoy having to hear them scream, especially after a few million or so it seems, but then again that part is truly up to You). 6*And then once said waste are ready to be revitalized. We can then prepare the final resting phase of termination. Either directing them towards the meat grinder, or any other of the various judging machines within the Incinerena. 7*As that priceless brain of yours might have already noticed, My All-Beautiful Queen of Queens, and of course at your leisure and final decision; there will be an appropriate concoction of tranquilizers given to thou already stated revitalizers. In lieu of questioning periods between masses. 8*Again, if that works best for You, My All-Royal Highness. Bless. 9*The Semara trees whose leaves are fine, as the blade of a sword itself, which rips their limbs; every last one of them: right out of their measly sockets. Selah. 10*Extend My love, with respect; and gratitude. Lead on if it were a sanctuary. Embrace these thoughts and cherish the moment as You would Your very own solitude. Praise. 11*On the ground alone causes pain in bones, like the sting of a thousand scorpions. And off in the distance settles all of thy dust, within ashes lie piles of skeletons. Swamps filled with worms as bodies burn in a vengeance of sludge beyond, while rivers flow with pus and blood, melting away into thy pond. 12*I will have them wiped off the face of My Planet. Bow down to thy corpses rotting at her feet. Cleanly and neatly. Forever and ever. Rejoice. 13*Have you ever just sat there, and thought to yourself: If I, thee Almighty-Creator of Everything Imaginable, injected an electron the size of a nebula directly towards each and every one of their fuckin’ noggins, what would happen? What that would be like? 14*Being God and all, I already know what thou outcome would be. Although, seeing as though I am one Almighty-Benevolent of a Creature to begin with, for I will generously give them a few days to reconsider the circumstances at stake. Before reality sinks in, whereas; that thee initiation, whereof; destroying every last one of their delusional fantasies is now under way. Pray. 15*For Myself, Yourself, and everybody else. On a daily basis, exactly seven times a day, I would like to hear You say: O LORD, praise You, praise You, the All-Powerful Lord God of every other tainted saint throughout history that was ever going to be; for your priceless strength, wisdom and glory. O LORD of Heaven, have mercy on My Soul, as it is now yours in One’s arms to behold. O LORD, I put My faith and complete trust into You. Revitalize them O LORD, revitalize them. O LORD, thank You for everything and anything You have ever done. O LORD, You and your wondrous ways, together forever and here to stay. O LORD, I am always here for You, any time You need Me to be. Silence.
- face first.Jnr_Madison
- DAYYUUMMM, I've been waiting.juhls
- Horp0
Has anybody seen Humpy Rat?
Rand's worried sick.
- you fucking fuckcourtesyflush
- Do you know the height / weight? Blue eyes?juhls
- it's sorta soggy most timeslocustsloth
- it was soggy actually, haha7point34
- dropdown0
"During a discussion among the club's membership board at St.Andrews in 1858, a senior member pointed out that it takes exactly 18 shots to polish off a fifth of scotch. By limiting himself to only one shot of scotch per hole, the Scot figured a round of golf was finished when the scotch ran out."
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Does anyone with inDesign CS3 feel like converting a template file to CS2 (i know i know) format for me please?
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any suggestions for a headline font that would pair well with gotham rounded body copy?
- mau?_salisae_
- that's a difficult question to answer without more context.********
- I mean, surely you choose a headline font that works with the subject's tone and content, and then a body font that works under that.********
- true, i made a rash decision in posting this. got the breathing down the neck syndrome._salisae_
- yes of course i would. i am aware of that but i wondered – stylistically speaking – if there were answers that felt right typographically_salisae_
- typographically – and then i would figure out if it worked with the message. if it didn't i'd look at similar fonts. a starting point basically._salisae_
- i am fully aware that i need to make sure the font is in conjunction with the message._salisae_
- oh well, yes of course you are fully aware!********
- sounds like backwards working to me, no offense.********
- i don't think there is any great harm in looking at styles first_salisae_
- baskerville********
- I don't have the vaguest ideacourtesyflush
- I wish my mind could work that waycourtesyflush
- it seems like the kind it would be good to knowcourtesyflush
- juhls0
I dread summer clothes shopping. Everything is more noticeable, and it's fancier at work.
- grunttt0
Dear Mother Nature,
Would it be too much to ask for some MOTHERFUCKING SUNSHINE???
Sincerely,
grunttt- i must be using it all up herelocustsloth
- IT WAS SUNNY TODAY HERE, IT WAS AMAZING. Rained yesterday, will probably rain tomorrow.ismith
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muy grandee!!
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Barcelona was nice.
But fuck Desigual, that store is on every corner.
- baseline_shift0
This is my first blog!
- feels ok.baseline_shift
- feels great!courtesyflush
- good work!courtesyflush
- HI guys!baseline_shift
- chossy0
Hello I'm on holiday but frikkin. busy trying to sort things which need sorting.
Anyway enjoy this tune it pretty much plays in my head everytime I get up out of bed. Heee heeee.- http://www.youtube.c…
oppsie :/chossy - hijuhls
- Enjoy your holiday.NotByHand
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- juhls0
- groovy I have that blackberry :)chossy
- If one needs this, I think one has bigger problems than seeing where one is going.MrOneHundred
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I need a cool pink / black camo pattern.
- no such thing niggschossy
- don't say these things.********
- chossy0
Innis + gunn is proving to be a very tasty beer. Hey I wonder if that guy who was going for beer a week or so ago had some caley 80?...
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Bump.
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Please vote for Sammy the Hammy (Letter: H). He makes Flower Bunny look like a piece of fucking shit: http://www.wpxi.com/seeandbeseen…
- megE0
still sick
- Uh-oh ... someone got AIDS on Spring Break!!!!!!!!!********
- oh yes flav... got AIDS while on vacation with my parentsmegE
- noooooooo flav!!!! omg noooo !!!e-pill
- omg no megEEEEEEEEEEE
not with teh parents!!!!e-pill - you two are ridiculous! lol do you know how long it takes AIDS to develop?megE
- 5 seconds?********
- FOR ME TO GIVE IT!!!********
- Wait...********
- flav is the bad cop as i am the good cope-pill
- although flav is more cop than me since he can power drink while i can power smoke....e-pill
- flav pretty sure we've been over this - you're too young for memegE
- Uh-oh ... someone got AIDS on Spring Break!!!!!!!!!