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- ********0
See you on the flip side
- e-pill0
flip flop you dont stop
- e-pill0
listening Led Zeppelin's Going To California makes me happy!!
:)
- My 2nd or 1st favourite Led Zep song. Next to or before Achilles' Last Stand.********
- My 2nd or 1st favourite Led Zep song. Next to or before Achilles' Last Stand.
- locustsloth0
if you really cared, blog, you'd stay up on the first page where everyone could see you without searching for you. We thought you were dead in a ditch somewhere
- blog0
im not dead im not dead and i do care also no ditches for me.
- ********0
morning
- slappy0
Cant stop playing this game!
http://slappymcslaps.mybrute.com…
Good thing it limits you to a few games a day.
- Autokern0
1 step ahead, 2 steps behind!
- chossy0
After badminton last night I went to sainsburys to get some fish for my tea, I was leaving the shop and saw my pal Dom at the cash machine so I dodged over and roughed him up jokingly while he was getting his money saying stuff like 'hey ye mad dick' 'he he wooooo' turned out not to be him. It was someone completely different :/ oopsie. The guy laughed though and I walked away pretty embarassed likesey.
- shitehawke0
choss, you should've shot him the double finger guns and said 'you've been chossified'. Then kick him in the nuts to reinforce your point.
- Autokern0
For the ones of you that care about tech:
Interesting wired article.
http://www.wired.com/gadgets/wir…
- chossy0
Well embarassing, I tend to do this quite allot.
Once on rose street in Edinburgh I decided to run up to a girl and walk really really close behind her uncomfortably close you get the picture. Turns out it was not the girl I thought it was, I almost died and the girl was very very annoyed!!!
You see me and a girl I worked with used to muck around joking about 'is this too close' etc. and try to creep each other out. This could have been the most embarrasing event in my life... but no it wasn;t the worst I think was when my pal pulled my trousers down in front of a girl I fancied I was about a foot away from her face as she was sitting on a bed anyway he managed to whip my tweeds down and my pants so my dong flew out very close to her face, rough times that month at school I tell ye!!!Post some funny embarassing stories please he he I love them. Makes you laugh likesey.
- ********0
people really buy netbooks?
- shitehawke0
I was once stopped by police as I ran away from my friend who was trying to piss on me leg. It was after the pub and we were heading home and stopped to have a slash. I slagged him off and he turned, trying to get me shoes. I zipped up and laced it down the road with him after me, spraying himself with wee as he tried to catch up. I was in hysterics and didn't see the police and full on belted into them by accident.
On the plus side he didn't manage to spray me.
- NotByHand0
I could use some good news today.
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(insert "Newstoday" jingle)
- shitehawke0
I also managed to cause meself a nasty bit of a gash on me noggin one night after the pub. Down the village we'd head to the take away after the pub to chomp down some curry sauce and chips. It always ended in a fucking messy food fight in a car park or someones garden.
So one night we're doing this in the carpark and I fling a chip at my mate a get him direct in the face, so I run off and go to hop over the low wall surrounding the carpark. its only about a foot high. I misjudge the jump and clip my foot on the wall and fall, however, the carpark is on a hill so i also misjudged the drop on the other side which was about 5 - 6 foot.
I fell ungracefully face first over the other side direct on me head, much to the amusement of the rest of my mates, the cunts.
- he he, jeesus be careful, heard this before but different. People jump a wee wall but the other side is massive !!!!chossy
- Aye choss, i was about 17. young, full of cider and covered in curry sauce.shitehawke
- ********0
Once I was in barcelona, really drunk, had a girl top on, and went to the closed sex shop across the street. pulling and pulling and pulling at the closed door.
I saw it the day after on video tape.- ok.. lame..********
- .. i know.. sorry for bothering********
- ok.. lame..
- epikore0
I spent $600 on a pair of shoes last night.
- lies********
- with all the add ons, got this http://www.allenedmo…epikore
- lies
- 7point340
someone please explain to me how a pair of shoes could be worth $600.
if i spent $600 on shoes they better come with a wii in one and a PS3 in the other