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- coco_ono0
I wish I weren't such a jealous girl :(
- do tell.MrOneHundred
- yes, please elaboratelocustsloth
- all i hear is fap fap fap fap fap from these 2 boys....e-pill
- You should be thankful this isn’t smell-o-vision.MrOneHundred
- i'll fap quieter, sir. Please don't have me firedlocustsloth
- coco i am too... it sucksmegE
- airey0
we've all been there cocomoano, you'd have no reason to be jealous if you were:
• better looking
• better in and out of bed
• more interesting
• earned a better income
• didn't just kinda sucknow, make a start on this list and get back to us.
- coco_ono0
So...my boyfriend and I have been doing this long distance thing for a while....almost two years now...because I'm still in school.
He's in chicago, I'm in minneapolis. I trust him. I mean, I have to, I suppose. But I don't know if I trust the women that he works with. I know he works with a lot of crazy people, but I can't be so quick to judge.
bleh, I guess I'm just paranoid and insecure.
- fuck my life.coco_ono
- I have a saviour syndrome, so you’re all good by me.MrOneHundred
- You probably don't have to worry about women at work, so long as he only sees them at worklocustsloth
- thank god for this blog thread to make a fool out of myself.coco_ono
- you arent a fool til you ate a tub of butter...e-pill
- Chicks can’t be fools in this thread – it’s in the by-laws. Some manage to skirt around those, though.MrOneHundred
- it's a classic story. he's 42 living in one city and you're 13 living in another, only able to meet up at the christian summer campairey
- e-pill0
oh gurl dont worry about your man and office sex... if that happens then he was a hoe anyways, and a hoe is a hoe...
also get an imaginary friend who can feed off on your paranoia and insecurity... b4 you know you will need a secret identity and a flashy spandex costume... try it and become the night!!!! then catch your man in something like jay walking and beat his ass down!!!
also remember pics!!! hire a private dick!!! get the ip addressess of the video cameras in the area where he is and silently wattch him fap...fap fap
- MrOneHundred0
...and don’t forget, revenge sex is sweet.
...apparently...
- juhls0
I'm with Greedo about not missing this place sometimes, especially of late. But it depends on who is occupying the threads on a specific day. This thread is usually good.
I never ever want to shop at a physical American Apparel store. I went once, and I'm the type of person who gets uncomfortable with shopping at a specific place and will quickly leave, depending on who the salespeople are. Especially if they are hipsters, greasy, and/or only got hired because they are slutty and/or beautiful.
I always buy my AA stuff online. Speaking of which...my express orders are always really slow compared to the regular shipping. WTF is up with that? It's only a 2-hour drive to get here from Montreal, and sometimes I've had to wait longer than 3 days for express. Regular comes within 2-3 days.
- 7point340
that is a caveat that could only be concocted in a female brain.
"i trust him but i don't trust the women he works with"
the mind boggles. if you trust him then that is the end of the story. he can handle himself; if he's too oblivious to stop not-so innocent flirtation he sure as shit better stop it if even becomes even the slightest bit physical. if not he is a douche and he should not be trusted. so reevaluate your stock in his integrity.
do you trust him? yes, no?
there needn't be any other qualifiers if yes.
- e-pill0
what is everyone's definition of "Hipsters" ??
i hear the term so often lately it has lost its meaning...
- coco_ono0
7point34 -- you're totally right. I know...I'm always the one to second guess myself on every thing though. I'll trust him. There's no use in wasting energy on thinking "what if" etc etc...
*done*
- MrOneHundred0
You should bring your problems here more often, coco. You can’t beat service like that.
- coco_ono0
yeah, it helps a bit. you guys should be getting paid for this. I can't pay you though...*sorry*...baked goods, maybe?
- cupcakes? oh wait, that's the other onelocustsloth
- i tho0ught we should get laid for this...e-pill
- e-pill...pics or....nevermind...coco_ono
- L.MrOneHundred
- coco_ono0
- dark chocolate cupcakes with bing cherries on top...coco_ono
- oooh those look goodlocustsloth
- how old are those cupcakesutopian
- ooold. I made these back in 2006. I want to make em with cream cheese frosting next time.coco_ono
- 7point340
man, i wish i had some cupcakes
- hey, is your GF still away?juhls
- hahajuhls
- NOT-SO-INNOCENT FLIRTATION ALERT!7point34
- and no, she's in the other room... with her delicious cupcakes7point34
- NOM FUCKING NOM7point34
- What the?! No, I wasn't flirting. I was wondering why you wanted "cupcakes" so much.juhls
- that was weird. of course, you are great :)juhls
- hahaha7point34
- e-pill0
eating a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch, listening to aesop rock
- utopian0
dam it, now I am hungry thanks e-pill
- airey0
hey cocomo, re: your long distance relationship:
it's a classic story. he's 42 living in one city and you're 13 living in another, only able to meet up at the christian summer camp.
at least you can sell the story to maury later in the year.
- coco_ono0
AHLL MAH FWENDS HAFF BEHBEHS! I WAWNT BEHBEHS TOO!