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- megE0
is slightly concerned
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The receptionist is wringing her hands.
- she's balling Mr Drysdale. security will be here soon********
- she's balling Mr Drysdale. security will be here soon
- grunttt0
i have no idea what Orbit is talking about... but I hope he doesn't stop.
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"Paging Doctor Beat, come in Doctor Beat. Wont you help me Doctor Beat"
But there was no Doctor Beat, and nobody found that realisation harder to deal with than Gloria Estefan the day she fell off her horse.
- ********0
huh?! my iPhone locked my Sim ...?! I didn't touched it.. ,!
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I'm sat watching a DVD and as good as it is, I got a little bored and found myself wandering into the back room, aimlessly. It turned out that that was where they were shooting the DVD, and I walked right in an interrupted them. They didn't really know what to do about this. I wasn't supposed to wander away from the TV. They just sort of paused.
I went back to the TV room and sat down, and then they resumed.
- and cut!
Orbit this isn't the dialogue in the script7point34
- and cut!
- grunttt0
i miss my co-worker and his vicoden.
Well at least I will tomorrow (swallows 2 vicoden).
- ********0
and then Sir Elton entered the room and...
- neue75_bold0
wow, I had no idea it had really gotten so pathetic in here, I mean, people had been saying so, but I really didn't believe them.. but damn, this is some abominably sad shit right here...
- I like it..neue75_bold
- would it have killed you to check in sooner?********
- you don't write, you don't call********
- the correspondence has been piling up in your outpost in Jamaica...neue75_bold
- your people, not mine..neue75_bold
- ********0
So, like, I was running for the bus, and I was going as fast as I could but... I wasn't actually getting anywhere, you know? and I was screaming... and... but there wasn't any sound, and everyone was laughing at me, and then, I was naked? and then my mom and dad were there having sex, and eveyone could see them, and it was horrible.. and I was late for my job review with my boss and my partner started joining in with my mom and dad having sex and they were all laughing at me and I was screaming but there was no sound at all and I was running really fast but I couldn't go anywhere.
That was a fucking horrible day.
- replete with horrible fucking7point34
- testing the new twitter persona waters?neue75_bold
- 7point340
here is a post i wrote entirely by myself...
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SNATCH!
GET ME LOTS OF SNATCH. LIKE ... QUICKLY... I NEED SNATCH. I'M VAGINABETIC.
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Sorry about that. I'm going to carry on watching my film now.
- juhls0
According to Oxford, it's "mazel tov", Spooks :P
- juhls0
You betcha, snuggles.
- juhls0
Twitter this. Twitter that.
- c'mon, twitter me, but just with your toes...neue75_bold
- 7point340
i wish i could feel my legs, but i can't
because of dial-up.