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- locustsloth0
The raisins
Are good in cereal
Historically
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grapes
exist for
wine
- epikore0
Boston Market hit the spot
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Après moi, le déluge
- epikore0
Poulet de Boston, ce coup la tache
- epikore0
mon cerveau constipated
- epikore0
My biggest fear is aliens invading earth and sucking our souls.
- 7point340
on est foutu
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(garbage)
- so-so-so********
- (ber)
since
7
days******** - kind(a)ly
excuse my
(wtf)pollution******** - polution*(typo)********
- so-so-so
- Corvo20
Par delicatesse j'ai perdu ma vie.
Et maintenant, au lit!
- Horp0
In the shadows, at the very back of an abandoned place, buried under boxes of long forgotten stuff, a pair of little shiny black eyes opened. A little face twitched, covered in dust and cobwebs, and a tiny little nose eeked out a quiet little sneeze that sounded like a squeek.
Trembling with immense effort, the little thing struggled against the weight of the discarded junk that pinned it down. The little thing must have been there forever. It didn't know how long exactly, because it couldn't remember. It couldn't remember anything at all. It hadn't seen daylight for such a long time that it had forgotten completely what day light was.
Its tiny little body, so frail from neglect and misuse, just wasn't able to shift the pile of junk, and after a short while the little thing gave up trying to get free and just lay there, sobbing gently to itself.
"Where am I?" it asked the darkness. The darkness didn't answer. "where am I, and...why am I... and... what am I?" it sobbed. And little tears washed tiny rivulets down each of its sooty little cheeks.
Just when it was feeling more hopeless than it was possible for such a small thing to feel, and crying much harder than a tiny thing ought to be able to cry, a voice sounded out across the void...
"There you are" it said, sounding very pleased about that.
"There who is?"" cried the little thing.
"Why, There YOU are, silly", said the mysterious voice, bubbling with joy.
"But, but... WHAT am I?" asked the little thing, feeling just as miserable as before, "and why am I here?" the tears didn't want to stop.
"Why, you are the blog thread" said Horp, lifting the little thing up from the pile of junk, "and you've been left behind on PAGE FUCKING FOUR FOR FUCK'S SAKE"
"Page four?" said the little thing, sounding a bit cross, "PAGE FUCKING FOUR?"
"Yes, said Horp, page fucking four... unbelievable"
"CUNTS" said the blog thread, and he trotted over to the corner, and shat in a special little fridge that had been put there for just this sort of occasion.
- MrOneHundred0
See what happens when I am too busy listening to lost voicemail messages!
- shitehawke0
I know everyones been waiting with baited breath so ok, I tell you how my prawn dish went. Well, it did not go as expected. I had left prawns with my family as they were bringing down the food in cooler bags. They forgot the prawns so i went to the local fishmonger and they only had smaller prawns not the huge bad ass tiger prawns I needed.
So I got em and decided they were too small so I got some fish fillets (smoked haddock and lemon sole) and made a seafood marinara with some of the prawns. Also wrapped up the remainded of the prawns in parma ham and marindaded them in chili and garlic and due to the size I couldn't cook em on the BBQ, just in a pan with olive oil. Served on a bed of watercress and roasted vine tomatoes followed by the seafood marinara with tagliatellie.
So in the end it looked like I'd made a starter and main, which I hadn't but it was a fair bit of cooking, cos I had to do a veggie option for my brothers girlfriend. Marinaded Aubergines in mint, garlic, chili and capers followed by tagliatellie with arrabiata sauce.
- I was interested.chossy
- I know choss, when I said 'everyone' I actually figured it'd only be you reading.shitehawke
- shitehawke0
Oh, and garlic bread and a lot of wine.
- chossy0
- Grrrrrrrrrrrchossy
- hope the wind doesn't get up if it does I for one would be laughing heee hee.chossy
- Hello Chossy get a dog in your pants yo.Horp
- I do this kind of thing to my kitty but wrap her in my duvet, and thrash around my house with her.chossy
- shouting super kitty with illfitting cape, after ten to fifteen minutes of this I grow tired and let her down.chossy
- My cat is possibly the most tolerant animal in the world ever fully ever.chossy
- osk0
*muted trumpet plays....
- epikore0
Been in this city for 8 years now, need a vacation. A place with peace and quiet.