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- ismith0
Pneumatic jolt like lightning
more blood spills
more orders to be filled
when there no blood on the floor at home
well never fear
because zit face polyester clad robots
will serve you for $6 a hour
plastic seats, burglars, clowns,
red meat nirvana
stainless steel bolt
air driven shaft
piercing the skull life comes to pass
they're constantly fed for maximum girth
so an arch golden sign can read a zillion served
so they lead them
down a long corridor with metal slats and a rubber floor for ease of wash down
and you can hear it in the distance the stun box you hear it.
BOOM Ch KA
BOOM Ch KA
BOOM Ch KA
BOOM CH KA
BOOOOOOM
- ********0
teachers, gotta love them.
- 5timuli0
is you MX ond and josmiar and chossy hobby freinds ?? i like that(fun that you can talk out onNT and then meet together)- are you known to stilmuli -raspo and dita / the café off seinfeld k(they have said it not me .As if i can not be asked??hehehe. say Air All at raspo. T@X C@TS‹
- kafkaesque0
death to coffee? hmmmmmmm
- 7point340
*squints. recognizes blog thread, but shields face in the hopes that blog thread didn't see me. goes about business.
- Heeyyyyy Joossh!!! Long time no see buddy!!! Where you been? How's every little thing?locustsloth
- 5timuli0
I swear I'm fucking losing it. I've lost all desire to hold back snarky comments, stop drinking, and refrain from clotheslining little kids who buzz me with bikes when I'm walking my dogs. If I'm not arrested within two weeks I'll drink myself to death, choking on my own laughter and boozy snot.
- it is time...7point34
- hammer time, great stuff.Jnr_Madison
- 5timuli0
AND, while we're at it, last time I decided to catch up with an "old friend" I realized I sent the email (drunk) on Valentine's Day. The email was innocent, as were the intentions, but fuck me, does that look suspicious or what?
- coco_ono0
remind me to never be involved with the internet again.
- is this cuz he gets around?version3
- Does this post count as involvement?locustsloth
- your post, no it shouldn'tversion3
- 7point340
i am drinking a beer that has been sitting in the back corner of my fridge for a year.
drunks hold no integrity.
(for the record, it tastes as good as i'd expect it to)
- Definitely the wrong place to post this, you sneaking splotch.killthefish
- PonyBoy0
^^what kind?... i'm drinking some shit called 'steel reserve'...
... i'm on my second and DRUNK... 12 oz cans... but 8.1% alc./vol... this shit's as heavy as a shot... TASTES LIKE A HOOKER'S ASS THOUGH!... jnr knows what I'm saying (about the hooker-ass... not the beer)
- bud light....7point34
- i can't honestly say it tastes any different a year later than what i remember it tasting like while fresh7point34
- ah steel reserve... i could go for a 40 about now.7point34
- a 40 would turn me into a KGB agent - but former CIA... w/a touch of james bond... ready to fuck and kill :DPonyBoy
- I love me some hookers ass.Jnr_Madison
- PonyBoy0
so adnan FINALLY shows up... the thing is he is still 3 hours late... and we were supposed to work today...
... no worries... i had nothing better going on -
... but - for some reason he just pops in... fixes the issues but COMPLETELY IGNORES ME as he cranks out the necessary changes on his laptop...
... the changes are made... then he says he needs to leave and drop something off at a friends but he'll be back in less than hour.
That was 7:15... it's now 9:19...
... given the fact he showed up @ 4pm instead of 1pm... i'm figuring his 1 hour to really mean 3... but I really don't feel like staying up that late. He also left his 'stuff' here... 'stuff' you just don't leave at someone's house...
... and ebay won't take this shit... I might as well as make use of it.
- 5timuli0
Enjoyed it so much I'll do it again:
"La marihuana entra el cajón primero, la velocidad en el segundo cajón, y en la cocaína en el tercero. Siempre separe las drogas. Nunca suba allí. Es llenado de Señor Walsh dispositivos sexuales de tormento. Si usted hace un trabajo malo que usted se cerrará en aquí con las cucarachas por dos semanas sin alimento o agua."
- 5timuli0
I went to Utrecht once, because the angry man scared me from getting off the train to Centraal. Stil, six hours later I got 6 Hoegaarden for €2.50 and still got money back from a bottle cap machine.
WIN FUCKING WIN!
- i have no idea what you've just said but i salute you for saying it7point34
- Put caps in, get cash out. Buy more beer. WIN!5timuli
- Holland is amazing. I once saw a guy at McDonalds who was half chicken, half maths teacher.5timuli
- He was wearing a tutu. TRUE STORY!5timuli
- did you learn any math?PonyBoy
- Only that tutu+boots=nutjob.5timuli
- Same night I met Transformer Cat after a heavy night at Paradiso.5timuli
- I saw boba fett todayPonyBoy
- And I met Transformer Cat in an Irish guy's apartment after that.5timuli
- i didn't introduce myself or ask for an autograph... but i did see him (too many fans around him)PonyBoy
- Erm, nw I'm repeating myself.5timuli
- say that again please?PonyBoy
- Robots in disguise... Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of The Decepticons...5timuli
- PonyBoy0
this domino's pizza tracking technology is straight outta area 51 i tell you
- GIMME THE FUCKING PIZZA!7point34
- Heather put my order in the oven at 10:32pmPonyBoy
- THEY PACKAGED MY ORDER AND PLACED IT IN A HOTWAVE HEATBAG AT 10:38! ZOOOM!PonyBoy
- and fucking 'Neb' left the store w/my order at 10:43... I'm impressed... they'll have it here less than 20 mins on a sat night.PonyBoy
- if it's not here in 15 mins i am taking you out of my will7point34
- i guess i won't be inheriting that shitty art and used yugo then...
*sadnessPonyBoy - i was just saying that i bet you're probably really cheap...PonyBoy
- :)PonyBoy
- 7point340
i met lewis black and jason mewes IRL
goo times
- pango0
just watched jesus christ super star. i'm not a christian or religious of any kind. but holy mother fuk! this shit is awesome!
- pango0
♪~Jesus Christ was a super star!~♪
♪~Pimping mac daddy with a Lincoln town car!~♪
- ********0
I might go into some school booklet with some of my work.. maybeeee..
- e-pill0
the nyc bike marathon is riding outside my apt and its pouring i went down to the corner to watch the bikes go by... i stated just looking down at the street puddles and seeing the cool reflections of the bikes passing above... soo cool!!!
:)