blog
- Started
- Last post
- 75,850 Responses
- emukid0
dear blog,
today i demanded that an extra shot be added to my morning mocha, making it a triple shot drink. you see, i haven't been sleeping much at night. i've been staying up late and it's only getting worse. three days ago, i started watching Lost on Netflix. oh god, how i hate that fucking show. but i find myself helpless -- unable to stop myself from watching. i must have watched about 18 episodes in 3 days so far. each episode introduces a new mystery and yet gives no fucking answers to older mysteries. every episode ends on a cliffhanger and i quickly start a new one hoping to understand what the fuck happened in that last episode. but all i get is another motherfucking cliffhanger ending. i am beginning to think that the writers have to clue what the fuck is going on either. and what the fuck is up people on this island being so stupid? that lord of the rings hobbit fucker guy needs a right kick to his balls. and how come no one's facial hair grows on this fucking island? they've been there for over two weeks now and all they have is a five o clock shadow. this is the biggest fucking mystery of them all. anyway, so last night i promised myself that i would watch just one episode, and that i would read a little before going to bed. one episode turned into five motherfucking episodes and i went to bed around 3am. i stopped only because i could no longer keep my eyes open. there are still 7 more episodes to go in this season. i have the feeling i will watch them all this evening. and perhaps the morning after i may have to get a qaud shot drink just to stay moderately functional. as always, no whip and non-fat milk. why the fuck do they put whip cream on those things to begin with?
- megE0
- airey0
just found a lump in my balls.
turns out the fishing sinkers i've been forcing down the urethra of my penis don't actually melt in uric acid so they've kinda come together. the fun part is that when i run to the bus stop i sound very similar to those kinetic energy desk things with the swinging balls on fishing line.
on a side note, does anyone know much about lead?
- ninjasavant0
I'm trying to learn to speak French.
- My slight lisp makes Rosetta Stone fail my pronunciation though.ninjasavant
- look up joey from friends on youtube, 'joey friends speaks french'********
- Pupsipu0
I can't come up with enough clever and offensive things to say on any forums. This is bad, quality trolling is a sign of a healthy mind.
- pango0
have you guys seen my pants?
- ********0
fwa
- ephix0
I guess I shouldn't tell my girlfriend that she has sand in her vag if shes angry. woops. I blame you people.
- 5timuli0
Been a strange weekend. Not necessarily good either - I've spent my time wandering round in a daze since being told some things. Revealed too much of myself to too many people, causing awkward situations. I've pretty much lost all sense of direction in life and have no idea what's going to happen next. I just know it's not going to be pretty.
- ismith0
So apparently it's Sunday... and I've been burning and playing Halo at a friend's house for like the last three days....... ohhhh mannn. Inhale, hold, swallow, burp, inhale, hold, exhale, repeat. I like this pattern.
- It's monday, brolocustsloth
- oh shitismith
- I'm selling sweet corn on the side of the road. It's fantastic. If only I was a better breakdancer.ismith
- megE0
Had a really fun weekend with friends - consisted of plenty of adult beverages, swimming, fireworks, more beverages, steak and shake early in the morning, listening to drunk friends talk in their sleep...
- 5timuli0
"It's my belief that history is a wheel. 'Inconstancy is my very essence,' says the wheel. Rise up on my spokes if you like but don't complain when you're cast back down into the depths. Good times pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it's also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away."
Hello again, worst of times. Wish the world would fucking open up and swallow me whole.
- airey0
decided to shave my balls this morning. turns out the sharpened spoon i hide under my pillow for when my fiancee takes up too much bed isn't a very good shaving tool. it is on the other hand an excellent ball removal device.
- Take care of your balls! Remember, you´ll enjoy them more if they´re patched to your body ;)OBBTKN
- OBBTKN0
9/9/9 today is the nineth anniversary of my wedding. Woah!
- ismith0
On the way to school today, I passed a house that was flying both the regular US flag and a brand spankin' new confederate flag. In Connecticut. WTF.
Also, my instructor just told me that my type arrangement looked "a little business cardy, [and that I] should try to make it edgier." FFS.
- And I got this guy on my back looking for an ounce of hydro... this is gonna be a hell of a week.ismith
- megE0
Driving to Chicago today! Should be a blast
- ismith0
Is there any [free] way to find police officers? Kind of like the sex offender database, but less crude. I have two names to search, I want a phone # or something to thank one (I also know his station) and the other I just want to confirm he's not a cop. I know this is super unlikely, but if the web has nothing to give me I've got a friend to ask who can do that sort of thing...
- ********0
I'm weird.