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- version30
*begins morning session
let it be noted there is likely no better sound than that of waves crashing as you sit at your desk.
good morning everyone.
- version30
what's with the parade?
- utopian0
Happy Thanksgiving you fucks!
- omgitsacamera0
Fight Hunger, Feed Hope.
- version30
bowl: full. lighter:ready.
happy today people.
- version30
today the surf is up, the lows are lower the high is holding, snow is falling and it is raining on a few of the highways but i am sunny and happy by the sand. crazy weather
- version30
some things i'd like to mention i've noticed being in the area...
there is no real difference between whole foods or ralph's after you admit that we are stepping over homeless human beings on the way in the door. whether my chicken is free range or not really becomes a moot point.
waves crashing in the middle of the night down the block... wow
gunshots in the middle of the night down the other block... wow
you sure do have a lot to say about my can of mountain dew standing there holding your double tall double shot of double standard. are you telling me you buy that paper cup with it's extra paper wrapper and throw it away every morning? what else you got there? a napkin, stir stick, a lid? at least I recycle my can.
people say living by the beach, you'll spend more time there. this isn't always true.
paying people to clean your house and do your laundry is really the only way to go. better manage your time where it is most profitable or enjoyable.
- kalkal0
Just recieved the following email:
from Amy <>
Hi Mark
I have an unused FFFFOUND account for sale. Interested?
AmyWtf Mate?
- vitamins0
It's a beautiful day!
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day!
- BattleAxe0
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
- BattleAxe0
A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
- BattleAxe0
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
- inhaler970
Anyone ever have two friends that you felt were into each other, (two friends where you introduced them both) and there was a vibe in which you thought they were going to hook up in your house without your authority? Im not talking about Drunken hooking up at a party, I mean like, Im travelling 300 miles, involving my house to have their escapade or whatever?
Do you say something like, DONT BANG IN MY OK!?
or do you just shut up and keep going about your business?
- o_O0
i miss drugs...
- scarabin0
isn't "for a better tomorrow" a mad max 3 reference?
i seem to remember that being bartertown's motto