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- frozendeadgumby0
i remember jaline said back in 2005 that she would bookmark my website, just because the name sounded funny and different.
- omgitsacamera0
^ My friend's dad was in Iraq and had a SureFire taped to one of those anti-IED robots. The IED detonated, the robot was gone, but the flashlight was still intact and worked.
- fail. that was for waterhouse.omgitsacamera
- robot love, it sacrificed its own life for its new flashlight mate to have a bright futureismith
- That's quite a fucking testimonial!waterhouse
- Plus you can blind someone with it and beat them down if they're being a bitch.omgitsacamera
- LOLismith
- PonyBoy0
I've been awake over 24 hours now... and it's by accident...
last night at around 11pm I rolled over to the QuikTrip to get some single can-booze... ghetto me up a couple of 24oz aluminum pop-tops...
... anyway... I wasn't really paying attention to what I was getting - I opted to try some fruity shit... not sure why - but I was hoping a drink would settle me down and give me that little nudge I needed to pass out.
The drink was 12% alc./vol... that's at least 220+% more the amount found in normal beer... so I thought this stuff would put me on my butt...
... nope... still up...
... dumbshit me didn't check the additional contents in the can besides the alcohol content - Guarana, Tauratine and Caffeine...
... by 1am I had drank both 24 0z cans...
... my body is still vibrating and I have the energy of Mary Poppins - When I crash later today - it's going to be hard.
- i did that the other day, bought what i thought was tea, turned out to be 80mg of caffeineversion3
- ********0
so fellas... you wanna roll in my Mercedes
- ********0
I couldn't fall asleep last night -- I kept rolling from side to side. Then it came to me that my face was very dry, so I put on some lotion or whatever, went to bed, and fell asleep
Debate
- ismith0
"We prefer that you limit yourself to approximately 250-500 words (or 1-2 pages)."
Dammit, it's 519 words and only 1/4th finished.
- omgitsacamera0
wtf
Air France changed it's logo...
wtf
- ninjasavant0
The office is deserted and the hallway smells like fire.
- sounds like you best run like hell instead of blogging it?ismith
- :Dismith
- RUN NINJA!!!Ironmonkey
- i thought ninjas are immune to fire.pango
- which is why I continue to sit.ninjasavant
- Ironmonkey0
I'm at this cafe and this dude is complaning about tryinh to get a car from Indonesia........well MFer you need to work on getting the net at your house first!
- omgitsacamera0
I must go here at least once before I die.
- The terrorists would love to vacation there.utopian
- I think they would be blinded by the topless girls enough so that they wouldn't need to blow something up to go into paradise.omgitsacamera
- ...paradise.omgitsacamera
- o_O0
i just shaved.. i was trimming the beard and messed it up so i had to shave it off.. my face feels like a peach... so soft and fuzzy...i left huge chops...i look very rock n roll. i like it better than the beard. girls kept looking at me funny.. didnt like it so much either..
- Save the chops for for Mugs'10! I like beards but I don't know which girls would go for it on meismith
- to answer your question ismith: dudes.ninjasavant
- version30
waves crashing and super sour diesel ftmfw
- ismith0
OH YEAAHHHH. Now if only I could get past that stupid captcha...
- omgitsacamera0
Why are people such idiots sometimes?
- most of the timejanne76
- Because we share a common ancestor with primates.waterhouse
- Seriously, next time you're in a pizza joint, watch for the guy who bites into a piping hot slice, burns himself, then tries again.waterhouse
- sea_sea0
i think i'm finally starting to loath facebook.. it's about time.
- blaw0
Another dead rocker.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3461…
- omgitsacamera0
ffs.
- omgitsacamera0
Got a little pamphlet from NYU.
It will be a miracle if I get in.
- i thought you were already graduated and been working for a few decades.o_O
- o_Oomgitsacamera
- noticed you have your # in your profile. on NT that would get u a cock call from emeckso_O
- not my acutal phone numberomgitsacamera
- you should try for a "917" instead of the "347" as its cooler and oldschoolo_O