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- Ironmonkey0
3.79 for a 6 pack of Bass @ CVS in California......yesterday I saw a 12pack of Heiniken for 7.99? Is the end of the world coming?
- scarabin0
i was browsing stock photos just now and they started animating.
ah, acid. the gift that keeps on giving.
- ali0
Smoothie recipe:
Blend: 1-2 ripe bananas, 1/2 cup fresh coconut water, 1 cup milk, 2 tblsp almond meal, 2 tblsp yogurt, 1-2 tblsp honey or maple syrup.
- ********0
Some random guy just call my cell asking about the ad i put in the newspaper and if i could tell him what i really look like... WTF??? Seem that i'm being pimped out.
- ismith0
OMG DAILY SHOW JUST PLAYED THE CLIP OF ACKBAR IT'S A TRAP!!!
- bulletfactory0
Remembering how to spell Rhea Perlman's name is the only way I can remember how to correctly spell diarrhea.
- vitamins0
I am not a fool
- locustsloth0
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- Mimio0
Helped my neighbor snow blow her side walkway yesterday morning and found she is in possession of a 1968 Mazda Cosmo Sport and it's a right drive one too. Insane.
- vitamins0
If you found out that when you're girlfriend was 25, she was with a 55 year old guy who traveled a lot, would that bother you? She told me they were together for a year and a half.
- I wonder if that 55 year old was married or a loservitamins
- She said he was funny, and was in shape....vitamins
- why does age matter so much?ismith
- I bet his penis was bigger that yours also........oooooorr... you could just block it out of your mind. Think of all the vagina you were with before her. The past doesnt matter, No kids, No VD then your good.Ironmonkey
- 55 hooking up w/a 25 yr old constitutes 'winner' in my book...
... she's the loser. ;) bail on her.PonyBoy - She's 31 now, maybe she made a mistake a matured?vitamins
- why the hell would a 25 yr old hook up with a 55 yr old? she saw green?vitamins
- she's toying with me, shakes fistvitamins
- forget that dude, she's not with him now so he was clearly flawed. have some confidence in yourselfscarabin
- why not? if they're in shape, mentally sharp, etc... sure it's not that common but why notismith
- it's not like she exclusively fucked older men or she wouldn't have been with you (assuming)ismith
- i fully plan on having some barely legal girl when i'm that oldscarabin
- hey scarabin, you're a smart guy, can you give me your honest feedback...vitamins
- totallyismith
- the whole story is here http://advice.eharmo…vitamins
- that was @ scarabin. as for vitamin, if she's over it then that's it. if she really is toying with you, then that probably has nothing to do with himismith
- has nothing to do with him and is on her 100%...ismith
- it's a lot to read, sorry, but towards the end, someone thinks she's using mevitamins
- i'm jealous that a guy at 55 can screw a 25 year old...lucky bastard, and I get her when she's 31?vitamins
- boovitamins
- only so long as he was doing things for herscarabin
- I wonder if she knew what was going on or if she was naiive and used for sexvitamins
- don't want left oversvitamins
- only 20 times in a year and a half isn't using her for sex dude, she was just mooching off his money and stability. girls are hardwired to do this.scarabin
- to do this.scarabin
- seconds? are you serious?! you don't deserve her.sea_sea
- vitamins0
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- scarabin0
that pretty much was my feedback; i've been dating a girl for years who has a husband so i deal with jealousy all the time. i find it's only bad if i'm feeling shit about myself to begin with, at which point my brain starts making up all sorts of imaginary crap to make me feel insecure. just remind yourself how awesome you are and feel solid about WHO you are and you'll be fine. like i said, she's with YOU now, not him, so she's clearly into you more.
one thing working in your favor is that if you want to spend a good chunk of your life with the girl you won't be a fucking senior wearing diapers when she's at her sexual peak
- scarabin0
if i were in this situation and i was genuinely interested in the girl i would probably make fun of her relentlessly for hooking up with an old man and position myself in her mind as the stronger, younger, better suitor. (who will be more than happy to take her around the world once he's older and interested in such things)
i'd also quit obsessing over the man's dick. 20 times in a year and a half ain't shit for a man so he clearly wasn't operating to his fullest.
- waterhouse0
What do you mean?
- ismith0
RISD: unnoficial mascot "Scrotie," is a giant phallus with testicles that wears a cape.
That's from wikipedia. One of the parents at portfolio day was telling me all about it and how all their sports teams are called the Nads (yes, they have sports!). This is your inspiration for the day.
- PonyBoy1
So... I got out of about around 10:30am this morning... at about 10:40 I got in my truck and rolled out to get a quick coffee.
I wasn't gone 10 minutes... I've got my coffee and my dog riding w/me - heading back to the house.
I turn down my street - there are police cars everywhere, firetrucks and ambulance etc etc... all right near my house - so I'm thinking 'shit - someone in the neighborhood is hurt... maybe a heart attack or something...'
As I get right up to the scene I see cops going in and out of MY FRONT DOOR and my BEDROOM WINDOW... and my heart nearly stops - shock starts to set in that all this commotion is around my house (and I'm scared shitless cuz I have a quad cheap-ass stinky shit sitting right next to my computer (weed))...
... well - they weren't there for my weed thankfully... they were there because a shitty SUV was parked in my bedroom and bathroom.
Not even 10 mins go by from when I left to get coffee - and now there's a fucking truck ventilating the north side of my house...
Anyway... neighbors, cops etc etc are all over the place... wandering around the vehicle - talking about what they saw / heard etc etc while the paramedics are getting the driver (about a 50 year old woman) out of the car and onto the stretcher.
Turns out - there was a passenger in the vehicle... but he BAILED and ran. Later in the day I find out the passenger was HER SON... then.... THEN... :)... about 2+ hours later (after they've pulled the car out of my house)... the last cop on the scene gets a call to shut down and tie of THE ROAD.... ???
'Mr. Ross... this is now a homicide scene...'... ??????
The passenger - HER SON... SHOT HER IN THE HEAD TWICE... and that's why they went through my house... AND SHE'S STILL ALIVE!!!! She was talking and yelling at the paramedics as they were strapping her in the gurney...
Anyway... about 5 hours ago I as allowed to pack up my computers etc (cosmo is taking me in!!! :) :) :) ) then I had to step out of my home and let the homicide detectives in.
Good times...
Here's some pics taken from my phone... enjoy. :) (btw... if I had opted to sleep a little later today - I could be dead...)... fuck.
- holy shit dude... keep us updated. i think i'm gonna read this 3 or 4 times before i understand what just happenedismith
- and yeah, good thing you didn't sleep in. shit man O_Oismith
- :) thanks, man...
here's the first story now: http://www.myfoxphoe…PonyBoy - What happened to your roach?waterhouse
- bullet lodged in her brain... hot damn. I'm assuming computer equipment includes any illicit herbs and spicesismith
- it was me********
- Sorry Pony....utopian
- wow! what a day! glad to here your ok. this happened @ my house, drunk neighbor minus the homicide. damn.sea_sea
- WHAAAT THEEE FUUUUUCCCKbigtrickagain
- heard about this on the news this morning, pony. weird that it was your house. damn.********
- wtf! glad you're OK.juhls
- this calls for the biggest WHAT THE FUCK ever!********
- SHE IS STILL ALIVE???********
- Holy shit.
QBN just got interesting again.detritus - damnscarabin
- what a freakin story! holy crap!megE
- WOW! I thought I was having a bad day...ali
- wow pony.. thank god you drink frikken coffee!! totally awesome of cosmo!!!e-pill
- good luck..e-pill
- This is like a episode of 24 FFS********
- ********0
If I was a character from Friends, which one would I be?
- http://thumbnails.hu…utopian
- Ive taken the test
http://www.gotoquiz.…
I'm Chandler******** - hans, the america-hating exchange student?********
- Oh god, I got Joey, haha. I think it's because I kept saying I like homecooked food and hanging out at home. My favourite character was Monica.juhls
- character was always Monica. I got Rachel at a close second and Monica third.juhls
- thats what I love about you********
- kind of sounds like something Chandler would say********
- johanito0
WHERE IS MY CHICK OF THE DAY?????? AARFGGHHGHHHHG