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- scarabin0
the agency i work for decided to go after one of my freelance clients.
fucking backstabbing dirty hookers.
good luck on trying to outbid my freelance rate with a bigass agency one
- CALLES0
shank them!
- ********0
I got up really early this morning, went to make a cup of tea and instead of putting Powdered Milk in my tea, I put Powdered Potato in my tea, shit this could happen to anyone, right.
- don't worry man, after looking for the remote for like half hour yesterday my flat mate found it in the fridge********
- rang me up and was like wtf lol********
- LOLinteliboy
- don't worry man, after looking for the remote for like half hour yesterday my flat mate found it in the fridge
- ********0
uh meh
- ********0
Can't believe Iv'e been frequenting qbn since 2005.... 5 years of being a cunty sarcastic fuck on the internet... an achievement and milestone in my life.
- CELEBRATIONS! :D
*awaits the 'stfu hombre' replyHombre_Lobo - SUP HOMBRE, HOMBRE!********
- lol, new improved FRIENDLY set! :DHombre_Lobo
- I'm always sometimes friendly half the time, c'mon!********
- ha, thats like 1/4 friendly! :D
nah your good in my book! :PHombre_Lobo - 2002 here. woot :[********
- CELEBRATIONS! :D
- inteliboy0
multiple-artboards in illustrator for multipage pdfs = GODSEND.
- ********0
I watched two Spitfires fly in combat formation over my house today, what a privilege to see, made my Friday.
- are you a proud brit perhaps?
beautifully engineered them spitfires!Hombre_Lobo
- are you a proud brit perhaps?
- ********0
im about to try and do something very bad.
- PonyBoy0
should it burn this bad?... when does sensation return?
- penis, penis, penis?drgz
- beastiality, beastiality, beastiality! :DHombre_Lobo
- Ironmonkey0
.....I forgot what I was going to say....
- penis, penis, penis?********
- peni.....no, oh yea vaaaaagiiiiiina. Thats what I was going to say. Carry on!Ironmonkey
- penis, penis, penis?
- drgz0
After sexual intercourse every animal is sad
- not the bearCALLES
- try petting them first next timescarabin
- lol scarabin. animal rape.Hombre_Lobo
- inteliboy0
housemates going absolutely bonkers, waiting for the cops to knock....
boring fuck here tho stuck on laptop working like a dog.
- Hombre_Lobo0
you studying inteliboy? uk?
- down in melbourne / aus.inteliboy
- gtfo you lucky bastard!
you liking it there?Hombre_Lobo - yeh - wouldn't mind a change tho. and time. aah the idea of a holiday.inteliboy
- Hombre_Lobo0
- Is that your wife on the sofa ?canuck
- I don't like it--does this make me a bad person?********
- no way my lady is much hotter!
its ok if you dont like it dude.Hombre_Lobo - but no coming round for movie night for you!!!
mwahahaha!Hombre_Lobo
- Hombre_Lobo0
test -
<iframe src="
" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe>- nope, vimeo still fails.
is it because QBN doesnt allow HTML functionality in messages?Hombre_Lobo - yes.bigtrick
- nope, vimeo still fails.
- drgz0
It dawned on me and I understood the secret of a successful project -- all decisions must be taken by as few people as possible.
Ideally by one person.Once the designer has to work with a whole team of decision-makers it will be a waste of money, nerves and time -- with corresponding results.
The goal of each employee in any company is to do nothing and survive in this position for as long as possible. The larger the company, the more it is the case. Designers who take these employees seriously, spend their time discussing with them and listen to their views are the most unlucky people on earth.
For some reason such employees are mainly in marketing. I write for some reason, although I perfectly know why, and so do you-- because marketing is the purest bullshitThis implies two things:
1. The secret to a successful project is hiring the right person -- absolutely crucial.
2. A very high expertise of that person, which also justifies the high provision for those who in fact deserve it.Unfortunately, such people exist by a handful per million designers.
- drgz0
Why do you think the economic crisis has not hit us with full force? Thanks to these walking sewage pumps involved in projects.
I wasted my whole saturday evening browsing photos on the keyword "project".
I made a systematization of the images. In total, as I understand, there are seven types:1. Looking into a notebook
2. Holding hands in circle
3. Holding a pencil
4. Puzzle solving
5. Different activities
6. Smiling
7. Sucking glasses
- Hombre_Lobo0
need a faster machine...
- ali0
Just went to a party, they had 'Guess How Many Lollies in the Jar' game... and I guessed the exact amount. Is this a sign that I may be finally in line with the universe.... or just a fluke?
- you are one with all things edible that are on a stick. Proceed to your nearest corndoggerielocustsloth
- shame I can't eat lolliesali
- why not?locustsloth
- I'm gluten intolerantali
- man up!Hombre_Lobo
- jokin, ul dude.Hombre_Lobo
- na I'm cursed for lifeali
- and men are wimpsali
- my wife has a gluten allergy too. It sucks trying to find places to go out to eat.locustsloth
- since when is there a wheat product in a lollipop?scarabin
- glucose syrup (from wheat) it's the cheapest filler so they put that shit in everything!ali