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- grunttt0
they moved the mother's day cards at the grocery store to the very front so that you see them when you walk in the door. instantly my heart sank. people must have thought i was crazy, wiping tears away as i picked up some kitty litter.
- ********0
tell me about anything. I'm hanging by a thread.
- ********0
its not working for gruntt
- ********0
thanks.
- ********0
pfft
- GreedoLives0
tears and kitty litter are a portentous combination.
- ********0
information wants to be free
- Jnr_Madison0
After the police had left, we all noticed the small note in the corner that just said 'thanks, will be remembered'. We all turned to each other in unison and realised the irony had in fact not been lost after all. It was shortly after that I was asked to leave and not contact any of the people ever again.
- ********0
I met you at jc penny
I think your name-tag said jenny
- rasko40
Jenny is the kind of broad you dont want to fuck with, and when I say fuck, what I mean is compete against in a publicly broadcast head to head quiz on the subject of homosexual innuendo.
Cos let's face it, it's pretty embarrassing the amount of gay sexual practices we know. Probably.
- grunttt0
going to go see gomez live tonight. i hope they play "whipping picadilly" in the first set because i'm not 20 anymore. i'd be lucky to stay up late on a saturday much less a wednesday.
i remember when shows started at SEVEN O'CLOCK - wtf is up with 9:00 for the opening band shit?
- grayhood0
rand, what is your gardener's problem? did he (and his psycho dog) quit for good?
- ********0
sexual practice is hard work for everyone, but then, I don't care. Although could gay sex really be all that different?
" No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter."
- grunttt0
sorry PETA, i've got some cats that need shootin'
- rasko40
this one time it turned out that my friends (droogs) and I were all dressed up as Clockwork Orange characters purely by chance, so what did we do? We went and broke into a rich gentlemans house and raped his wife while classical music played of course!
of course, I am lying.
- GreedoLives0
darth vader was in that movie...
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- grunttt0
it's one of those "make love outside" kind of days. i love spring.
- GreedoLives0
we all knew darth had Flash underoos on.