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- moldero0
I got a finger up my nose, because my ass smells like shit.
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Its cold here in the city, it had just finished snowing. I'm on an express bus, sitting in the outside seat. The inside seat is too small for me to sit. The person in front of the inside seat has his chair leaned all the way back. As we pick people up, I feel like a jerk because others grin that i could have sat on the inside to allow others a seat. Little will they know that the seat does not fit me. Rather than sayIng something, most just pass by.
But if they do not understand my circumstances and pass by thinking I'mthe one being an unthoughtful jerk... SCREW THEM!
- moldero0
installing printers is horse shit
- ********0
justify theft all you want, but doing the work to steal someones idea is no different than calling that original piece of work yours
- ********0
lol @ Cleveland calling Obama 'Barry'
- drgs0
- e-pill0
havent left my bed since friday.. i have a high fever of 103°F and i have massive chills and coughing really bad. i dodnt remember if i actually got any sleep the last 3 days as the coughing has been non stop..such lack of energy.. sweating badly and chills not fun!!
- hope you get better soon :( remember eat eggs! they have every vitamin apart form vit C! so get an orange too!Hombre_Lobo
- ouchinteliboy
- e-pill0
i think my condition has gotten worse.. i am getting sevvere asthma attacks and major chills even when under the warm blanket...and i have the heat in my bedroom set to like 90degrees..
- do you have anybody looking out for you? you shouldn't be alone********
- make some noodles with loads of fresh hot chillies and shit loads of garlic, lots of deep breathes, push that shit right out********
- 'push that shit right out'********
- feel better bro.canuck
- jesus man. get better.bigtrick
- as much as i hate it, go to the Dr. e~! before that turns into pneumonia!! feel better!sea_sea
- Yes, get to the Doctor, eddie...
... you're getting older, brother - don't screw around w/your health.PonyBoy - thanks for the well wishes, i went to the doctor and got some anti biotics..e-pill
- i think my fever broke but im still coughing and getting asthma attacks from it..e-pill
- thanks for the support.e-pill
- do you have anybody looking out for you? you shouldn't be alone
- PonyBoy0
Why can't 'they' have a "Ramen Noodles Channel" or something like the 'Clunker Channel' as apposed to 'Food Network' or 'Speed Channel'?
Stupid channels make me jealous and hungry. :(
- JG_LB0
took me all day to edit and lay out 1 out of 14 days of photos for this damned book! i need help
- pinkfloyd0
This world would be a better place if people had more integrity.
- e-pill0
i just got back from the doctor's again as my feverr completely broke but i started gettting heavy severe asthma attacks last night thaat was constant and it didnt make any sense.. it turns out i have a bad case of bronchitis and having bronchial asthma just makes it so much worse.. i know what i went thru over the weekend is like a walking in the park compared to this and this will last minimum the next few weeks.. im not sure how to prepare for it, as the asthma attacks are getting more and mopre severe.. oi..wish me luck.. and strength.. i will need it. im going to try to get some rest and hopefully sleep because i think the last day i slept was friday.. and i feeling really weak and drained..
- ********0
I flew out from Dallas to SF for an anniversary party. I told my parents if TSA was going to try and grab my nuts I probably wouldn't make it out to their anniversary party.
When I got to DFW all the security was shut down except the metal detectors. I breezed right through. No problems, everyone was really nice, security was cool. No touching, no sniffing.
So on the way back, traveling into SFO, heading through south San Fran, my mom kept saying...It sounds like the windows are cracking. My dad and I said, you're nuts, smoke another ciggy cig. Then I hear this loud ass bang like someone took a 1" bolt and threw it against the side of the car as hard as they could. A couple minutes later we had a flat tire. I figure we just got a blowout, so we get the tire changed. I scan over the tire and I can't find any blow out holes, nails or nothing. Ill come back to this.
I missed my flight so I spent hours at SFO waiting for the 6am red eye. The close the terminal between 1230am and 430am so I was stuck out in the lobby, so i shooted the sh#t with the security guard for awhile before trying to get some sleep.
When 430am comes around..I go through security to get in the terminal.
This time, security is full bore---Radiation scanners are busy as hell. Everyone is going through it. Spread eagle getting zapped with rado. I get up to the line and I tell the guy, i'm not going through that thing. He responds, you know they're going to touch your sensitive parts.
I said "you're not going to touch my balls."
He said, THEY will touch your sensitive areas. I said "you will not be touching my sensitive areas or ill report you and file charges."
He then yells out "we got an opt out, we got an opt out."
So a security guy comes up to me and says "you don't want to go through the scanner?"
I said no, they're dangerous. (The same security guy I was chatting with.)
He said "I understand."
Security says "do you have any problems going through a pat down?"
I said "no, but your not touching my balls."He says "your balls why would I touch your balls?" I said that what the guy upfront said, you would touch my sensitive areas and he was pretty animate about it."
He said "that guy up there told you that?" I said "yup, the guy in the sweater vest."
He said "I don't do that man."
So he runs his hands along my arms, waist and calf. he then takes what looks like an oxy zit pad and wipes it on his gloves, and says you are free to go."
So at least this guy was professional and courtesy which was much appreciated.
So lets get back to the tire blow out.
The next day my pops calls me from the tire shop. Apparently the tire was hit with a .22 caliber bullet that went straight through the side while and lodged inside the tire. When they pulled the rim off they found the slug. Apparently the window cracking noises my mom was hearing were bullets or a bullet that had deflected off the back window.
insane in the membrane. Thanks for listening lol
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I met this hot looking chick about 10 years ago. I bump into her and she offers me a design position at her company. If I do take the job, I foresee lots of late night after hour work parties with her and the company. It's such a mixed emotional issue. One one hand, I can get the job but I could end up being her man whore. This has happened before. Things are great for the first few months. Getting drunk, waking up in your co-worker's house having to clean up all the tissues and rubbers spread throughout the place. But then something comes up and fucks up the entire operation. And then you get a co-worker who despises you all day at work, making you feel miserable.
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- scarabin0
you know, i "like" taco bell, the simpsons and netflix too, but i don't feel the need to join facebook groups to share with the world the absolute most common and least interesting things about me.
whenever i see stuff like this on people's profiles i always wonder how boring that person's life must be
- Hombre_Lobo0
^so true.
the worst are status updates '[boring twatbag] is going to the shops', '[boring twatbag] is watching tv', yeh THANKS FOR FUCKING SHARING!
- Hombre_Lobo0
so many oatmeal comics sum up facebook -
(http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ph...
(http://theoatmeal.com/comics/fa...bloody morons!
- ********0
There are over 300 million people in the U.S., and less than 15,000 people actually like the U.S Government, so says their Facebook page. http://www.facebook.com/USAgov
- assuming everyone that approaved of the government had a facebook account and cared enough to join a group about itscarabin
- it may not represent facts, but does communicate that idea when someone asks, how many people like the usa.gov?********
- OBBTKN0
I´ll recognize i´m enjoying ike a kid floating those div boxes and pixels on my screen while developing a site... i need to get some fun out there, i´m getting mad.
Sadly, there is snow announced for this weekend, and is not fun to bike while snowing here, i like the cold weather, but the last time, i was back at home with my balls full on ice :(