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- scarabin0
i think it's funny how a chick will always order a "dirty" martini, and always "extra dirty", grin grin, and always end up with a shitty martini when all they're trying to say is "i'll probably suck your dick at some point tonight"
- elloh0
it's tv time. and maybe one more glass of wine time.
- HijoDMaite0
About to watch second half of Chinatown with Jack Nicholson. So cool to imagine L.A. in the thirties.
- inteliboy0
Why won't a simple mp4 file play on a single computer in my clients office... fuck me... have to install VLC on the bastards.
windows + video = do not mix.
- ********0
I played a Microsoft Flash Video inside an Ad. Something started smoking in my Macbook Pro. The smell and smoke started filling the air, and I turned off the computer to let it cool. I don't know how much time I have left.
- :(********
- Quick, get the water.********
- 24 hoursscarabin
- http://www.youtube.c…********
- :(
- scarabin0
female genital warts should be called "twarts"
- if they taste sour then you can call them genitarts.********
- omg.********
- if they taste sour then you can call them genitarts.
- HijoDMaite0
"Well, you see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
- inteliboy0
itunes shuffle sucks.
i swear i'm missing out on 90% of my library...- I Know!********
- i had a shuffle the other day that relived my electronic days from the late 90's early 00's lasted a good 3/4 hours :D********
- thanks for the intel...********
- I Know!
- ********0
Type tilt into your iphone google search bar...
- what the...why
whatthefunk - meaning why does it do that?whatthefunk
- what the...why
- canuck0
QBN 53757
NTC 52320- Battle of the blog.canuck
- Strange.Jaline
- 4/20, things will changelocustsloth
- locus, is it cause everyone will be stoned that day?capn_ron
- canuck0
QBN is back. great.
- mydo0
am finding keeping up with pic of the day a daily routine now.
- yea its hard work!********
- i hear ya player. i had to laugh my way through 8 pages earlier!Hombre_Lobo
- yea its hard work!
- bjladams0
i finished mowing the yard. then started in on the neighbors. i love spring time.
- hallelujah0
when you're done, can you hit mine?
- Horp0
What happened to the "hands up who's here" thread?
- PonyBoy0
well... she gained weight... no doubt about that...
... but after about 19 years... out of nowhere - SHE MADE A MOVE on me!Finally nail your best friend's hot sister (from high school)... ... ✓
Hi blog! *waves
- hmm... i sound like a slimy bastard... didn't really mean to come off like that... ... but um... so-be-it I guess? :DPonyBoy
- http://www.esquire.c…scarabin
- haha you slimy awesome bastard! nice work sir. just a bit of fun? or you gonna get SERIOUS!?!?Hombre_Lobo
- Kevin, you´re a little bastard ;)OBBTKN
- that is kinda slimey mate but fuck it, sounds fun. ;-)********
- mission accomplished; you can die happy nowmonospaced
- Look at this way: Had you made a move then you'd be looking at 19 years of happy marriage now.raf
- haha rafIogout