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I just woke up about two hours ago hungover and with Sharpie all over my face, arms, legs, stomach. Assholes put fingernail polish on my hands and feet too...
I've already gotten them back in the same manner, but I am going to rage when they wake up. RAGE
- utopian0
- haha. not that bad, but equally annoying.********
- http://cdn.smosh.com…********
- http://cdn.smosh.com…********
- haha. not that bad, but equally annoying.
- GeorgesII0
This week I hate some of the weirdest food combos ever
- because_software0
Weekend - I just cannot seem to bring myself to actually work.
- GeorgesII0
thought i'd share
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First, let me tell you about my grandfather. I literally just met him a few days ago- He's my dad's wife's dad, and as she's the new stepmom, this is the first time we're visiting her family. My new grandfather isn't too old, (I think)- somewhere around fifty or so, maybe. He's sort of grumpy, but he's alright. He's got a pretty kick-ass beard.He's got something wrong with him. Not entirely sure what, but due to poor circulation, he can barely walk. His feet are blue, and he has to wear slippers all the time, and he can barely walk 10-15 steps. He's got sores and lesions all over his legs and feet, plus one huge open sore on the back of his hand. He lives downstairs in the basement because... well, I don't know, really. I think he might be embarrassed, having to sit around all day and not move while we all pass him by. The doctors refuse to help him until he stops smoking, and he doesn't think he can stop after smoking for his entire life.
The following occurred, around 3:30-4:00 am this morning. I was sitting here on Reddit as I'm usually doing around that time, when out of the dead silence I begin to hear a faint buzzing noise. At first I ignore it- probably just my imagination. But, it gets louder, so I went to investigate. I opened my door and crept toward the source of the noise; down the hall, through the living room. Peering around the corner, I see that the basement door is open, the light is on, and my grandfather is standing at the top of the stairs.
He had his head thrown back, mouth open wide, and the buzzing noise was coming from inside his throat. It was intense- it sounded like a really really large bee. I asked what was wrong, (thoroughly creeped out at this point), but he didn't seem to hear me. I got a bit closer, trying to get his attention, when the buzzing abruptly stopped.
He lowered his head and looked directly into my eyes. Then, he grinned the largest grin I've ever seen in my entire life. It seemed to extend past the boundaries of his face by a good three inches. He twitched once, and took an enormous breath. When he spoke, it wasn't in his normal voice, but the buzzing sound, just formed into words. Still staring me dead in the eyes, he growled "We were never meant for this place... and neither were you".
Then, he threw himself backward down the stairs. I lunged forward to try and grab him by the shirt, but I missed- and even if I had caught him, he probably would have just taken me with him. He is large... I am not.
The fall broke his neck, and he died.
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from: nosleep, I've been home alone all week, these kinda stories reminded me of some creepy moments of my childhood
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/…- thats scary and horrible.Hombre_Lobo
- fuuuuuuckESKEMA
- George that's the lamest alibi for dodging a murder charge I ever heard.Horp
- dammit. while i was reading it i thought this actually happened to you. i am disappoint this is not true .CanHasQBN
- ********0
Look at the wind speeds from Thursday onwards lol....
Am I going to have to board up my house?
- Lol, goodbye london!Hombre_Lobo
- Fuck Me, 245mph. Sweet.********
- Hombre_Lobo0
i think i'd happily kill a small number of people for a photoshop plug in, that allows you to very quickly change units size from pixels to percentage, and vice versa. like a button on the top nav.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEM...
- bjladams0
text message received 30 seconds ago:
"ok, i'll be there on or before noon today - dont worry, wont be late"
it's 1:03pm currently....
- OBBTKN0
I love working with my hands... my wife too ;)
- JG_LB0
just got back from shooting assignment in cuba and it feels weird being comfortable at home. i'm more comfortable being uncomfortable or something
- locustsloth0
When are they gonna have another official PSB already!?!?! SHEESH!
- scarabin0
i've noticed that regurgitating info when relating it to somebody (whether accurate or not) isn't just isolated to the blogosphere. like the whole g-spot thing– every single time i've ever read about the g-spot the authors use the phrase "use a come-hither motion with your finger". i've heard people use the phrase "come hither" less than five times in my life yet any time the g-spot is introduced it's there, as if everyone learned from the same book or something.
using a "come hither" motion is retarded anyway because you're just scratching up her junk. massage that shit and quit quoting the same lame shit
- autoflavour0
People get so serious on this site sometimes..
relax.. look outside, go for a walk..its not all uptight design..
- You think this place is uptight, you should spend a day on Notalentcunt. JEEESH!Horp
- plash0
i believe i am slowly going crazy.
apparently im in conversations i dont remember;
arguments that did not happen and everything is my fault or an extension of it.
- GeorgesII0
I'm wearing blueish-purple pants,
deal with it!
- autoflavour0
the spam is getting a bit out of control around here lately.. we need some ass kicking..
- GeorgesII0
I just realized the soap dispenser's soap looks and feels like cum,
so every time I use it,
it feels like it's spunking on my hands,yet it leaves them silky smooth,
hmmmmmm
- scarabin0
i've been struggling with my habit of jizzing in public soap dispensers lately.
- Ironmonkey0
How do you hardwire your own internet? Would the FCC fuck with you? I mean shit, what if they cut it off.....not washing my hands....looks like someone jizzed in the soap.
- e-pill0
newstoday[dot]com is n0w available
- not according to directnicscarabin
- Creation Date: 24-SEP-1998
Updated Date: 17-MAR-2009
Expiration Date: 23-SEP-2016******** - hmm.. i thought when it no longer re-directed to that other site, and that it wasnt found..e-pill
- ..that it was available.. or that was what it meant for available..e-pill
- but.. http://www.youtube.c…e-pill