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I look at my keyboard and forget that there isn't a button to display all my keys in lowercase. That's only when you're on the iPhone! Damn these unchangeable keys! Everything is painfully UPPERCASE.
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If a diamond cutter is shaping a raw rock into the pretty diamond. I wonder how much the value of the leftover small shards and diamond dust is worth. A huge bag of collected diamond dust should be worth something.
- * into pretty diamonds.********
- they use it for drills and thingsscarabin
- * into pretty diamonds.
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^ at least until someone comes by and its worthless. until then, a bag of diamond dust could be hopeful opportunity.
- * says its worthless.********
- diamond dust is used for edging on industrial cutting tools... glass-cutters, drill-bits, etc.********
- * says its worthless.
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If the first thing you do is oppose someones opinion, you're part of the problem.
- This is what evil says constantly. Solution... kill********
- This is what evil says constantly. Solution... kill
- PonyBoy0
had a blowout on the highway today...
... pulled over to repair the tire but had to first jump on my truck's bumper to 'bend it back into place' (sorta) as my brother jammed it up into the back of the bed about 3 weeks ago because the twit can't drive in reverse...
... took me 10 mins just to get the bumper angled down enough to fit the spare tire release rod into this tiny-ass hole just above the license plate...
... I was 20 minutes late to the accountant's office... ... the accountant wasn't happy... *sigh... neither am I...Anyone want a 33 year old 15 year old used brother?... he comes w/drugs and a built-in lack of respect for property that's not his... He IS handsome, tall, full head of hair... ... he may be useful for breeding or perhaps as a mannequin... ...no - sorry - he can't cook
- drgs0
"The payment would double if the insured person was impregnated during the event. Men were also able to purchase the impregnation insurance for protection against the unknown capabilities of alien technology."
$150 per $1.5 million in coverage? sounds like a good deal to me
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali…
- loool0
having to do two presentations of my work tomorrow - which I don't like to do! and I have to do it twice...if that goes well I will smile once again...
- Ironmonkey0
Ummmm at what point do we start to panic?....
- inteliboy0
searching for a picture of a gold fish, not a goldfish, is nigh on impossible...
- all I could find
http://i.imgur.com/3…GeorgesII - http://img2.etsystat…
Complexfruit - http://www.marsue.co…Complexfruit
- winner! actually thanks, i need theseinteliboy
- all I could find
- GeorgesII0
intelliboy,
I give up, fuck gold fishes
- CALLES0
ouch
- CALLES0
almost waterboard myself in the shower... that sucked... at least i know i have a nice arch
- loool0
been in a jacuzzi with 5 girls at a swimming pool!!! altogether weight of the girls was approximately 700 pounds...I was like: haters gonna hate!!!
- e-pill0
went to my cousin's for thanksgiving dinner.. there was no turkey.. nothing remotely relating to thanksgiving.. it was a large dinner.. and before i was half way done.. everyone was already finished.. i feel jipped!! no stuffing, no cranberry, no sweet potatoes.. no turkey.. oi
- mydo0
- Ironmonkey0
And the quote of the day is.....
"we used to get coked out and torture him."
- scarabin0
just gained soldering level 1
feel like a hacker
woop woop
- i miss that feeling.. of putting together some radio kit from radio shack back in the 1980se-pill
- ..and you use the soldering tool and you feel like a tech genius!!e-pill
- yeah, i got one of those kits. fixed a cigarette case and a couple broken vibes for the girl alreadyscarabin
- "broken vibes" ..? huh?? u mean vibrators?? what did you need to do to fix that?e-pill
- yeah. there's a slider in the egg controllers with a wire inside that broke. replaced that wire in two of themscarabin
- Iifeinvector0
Just bought my first Wacom tablet. :)