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- Sutteklut0
Well after a hard thinking Im breaking up with my bf and TOTALLY moving to Monospaced. Ciao Norway!
- oh lol********
- I'll start working on your citizenship papers so we can get married.monospaced
- YES!Sutteklut
- sorry but monospaced is closed for renovations at this time, please check again next year.e-pill
- oh lol
- loool0
Is there any way to type a 1500 words (3 pages) thesis about a 5 minute animation and not bore the reader to death???
- easymonospaced
- this animation is very very very very very very very very very very very [till pg 1500] good.e-pill
- i mean here on qbn we can talk about tits just the nipples for like 1500 years & not be borede-pill
- just change the context in your mind from animation to nipples.. and you got it!!!e-pill
- easye-pill
- this is the most awesome advice someone gave me! thx epillloool
- he's gonna have five paragraphs about how good the animation feels in his mouthscarabin
- :Dloool
- Haha epill and scaraHombre_Lobo
- Miesfan0
Hola blog!...
- ********0
Today I make a magnificent discovery while preparing my breads for a PBJJ rubdown. The Peanut Butter, is thick and difficult to spread. But for the Jelly, they make an easy-squeezy-spread 'em-easy type squeeze jug. As I slowly squeeze... I note a faint sound coming from its mouth. The sounds of diarrhea on a bad cloudy day. I was appalled, disgusted, horrified at its violent noises. How dare it break these winds before me? I've not heard these sounds before, coming from Welch's abomination of a Jelly Presentation. It only comes out when the jug is either half full or half empty depending on how you look at it. Now I have no choice, but to turn it, on its head to balance the wobbly bottle within the moving refrigerator door. So I give it support from its friend Mr. Pickle Jar and another squeezy bottle, but filled of Mayonaise. I close the door, hoping the light always turn off as usual, and that my upside-down Jelly sound maker remains still til next I see it again.
- kingsteven0
supporting ulrich schnauss tonight... only learned the guitar parts last night, guts already sounding like omg's jello dispensary.
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- pango0
what i learn today. don't shuffle when you are drunk.... its fuking tiring! ......
- pango0
Blahhhhhhhhh! oh gosh.... head ache.....
- pango0
everyday i'm shuffling! LOL HAHAHA
- pango0
fuck forgot i shouldn't dance right now......
- inteliboy0
I want -stock permanently in the google image search field
- Iifeinvector0
My sister makes gorgeous lil babies.
- BattleAxe0
I love this little puppy! She just sleeps on me and I melt
- Ironmonkey0
"There must be some kinda way out of here."
- http://www.qbn.com/l…qoob
- "There's too much confusion,
I can't get no relief.Ironmonkey
- ********0
Cute but a bit gay ...
- ali0
Gift wrapping for charity at the shopping centre today - a 50 something guy comes up to have his gifts wrapped - an ironing board and frypan for his wife.
He says: What would you ladies think if you got this for Christmas?- Was she gift rapping the frying pan at the time?********
- Was she gift rapping the frying pan at the time?
- plash0
things i quit in 2011
- smoking cigarettes
- drinking excessively
- giving money to my 10 year unemployed buddy.
- stopped trying to get my SLI to work .. (stupid motherboard)
- using Facebook- seriously man. i promise to pay you back when I get a job. can i just have another 20 spot?capn_ron
- tip of my hat to you sir.pango
- However. I'll have to call you a quitter!pango
- congrats! and yes, fuck SLI in its hairy troublesome awkward ass!Hombre_Lobo
- Yeah!ali
- quitters fail.. because they put a date stamp on things they do to count towards starting againe-pill
- replace quit with "stop" and you are golden.. until then you will always be a quitter..e-pill
- you give money to a 10 year old? and why is it bad he is unemployed, he should be in schoolautoflavour
- i quit smoking really in 2009, but i still coun tit as a good thing. and i really do Quit using facebook.plash
- read it correctly..10 year unemployed .. not 10 year old.plash
- inteliboy0
water damage from some unknown leaking pipe in our sa-weet apartment -- damage is so bad we gotta move out!! SUCKSSSS
melbourne is the shittest place for good apartments in the city, took us ages to find something that aint a shoebox... now have to do it all over again...
oh well.
- Ironmonkey0
hmmmm warming up that coffee from last night was not as choice as I thought it would be. In fact, it was actually really fucking gross. But I am still drinking it. Soooo, yea.
- lol nothing beats fresh beansali
- coffee last no more than 20 minutes after its brewed.. remember this..e-pill
- what you did is grossssss sse-pill
- choice.. LOL.. what are you, a kiwi? eh cuz.. choice asautoflavour
- not a kiwi, but I am a well traveled choclate bloke. Choice= really lazyIronmonkey