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- GeorgesII-3
Here am I again,
siting on the toilet,
wondering if,
I should defecate
or mastubate
- GeorgesII-4
how fired am I?
CEO of our network send me an email around 2'30PM to ask me if I could meet up with him to discuss a project,
fuckn outlook just decided to keep all of my mails until now 4,25PM,
fuck, I'm fucked,
and fuck you outlook
- gross -- I hate doing the, I-didn't-get-your-em... thing. so unprofessional.
and fuck you , outlook.Gnash - you use outlook?
-_-******** - at work - it's a painGnash
- outlook? you should probably be fired.sarahfailin
- Blame it on the intern!pango
- al downvotes rightfully deserved, I fuckn hate outlook to deathGeorgesII
- gross -- I hate doing the, I-didn't-get-your-em... thing. so unprofessional.
- bklyndroobeki0
Ugh, mistake on my cover letter:
"I have a vested interest in the...", instead of "I have an invested interest in the..."
- you could say you bought stockGnash
- haha! Luckily it isn't a copywriting gig. Interviewing w/ them next week. I kind of want to bring it up but maybe I should let it gobklyndroobeki
- they won't noticescarabin
- "a personal stake or involvement in an undertaking or state of affairs," why is this not true?sarahfailin
- ^ i think he used "invested" instead of "vested."Gnash
- Ah @ sarahfailin, thought it was ONLY pertaining to Law or Real Estate (house, car, etc.) Yeah I think you're right... I'm OK!bklyndroobeki
- lol. i thought you meant you used 'invested' by accident. sarah is correct, vested is good. you would have been wrong to use 'invested'Gnash
- Gnash, "Invested in the success of ____________" would've been wrong?bklyndroobeki
- "Invested interest in the success of ___________"bklyndroobeki
- you can't 'invest' interest as in you're original sentence. In that context, vested was correctGnash
- it's called a malapropism. when you use an incorrect word in the place of a word that sounds similar to the correct one.Gnash
- it's not that you can't make an argument that the sentence makes some sort of sense anyway. but it's not the intended sentenceGnash
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- IRNlun60
A Quick Puzzle to Test Your Problem Solving
- qbner0
Reached out to an agency about potential work and they invited me to come take a tour and meet them because they liked my work I sent. It's not about a specific job however.
I'm supposed to bring a portfolio? Printed resumes?
- ********0
Been putting my social security number on a few forms lately. Housing applications, insurance, jobs.
I wish there was another way. Am I worried about fraud for no reason?
- ********0
If you send an email from GMAIL, do they really block your IP address?
- scarabin0
so i have a 2 hr video in premiere with an estimated exported file size of 5.2 gb.
premiere is on an SSD (my startup drive) with only 15 gb left (i know, it's not much).
i have my scratch disks in premiere all set to drives that are 1-2 tb.
whenever i try and export my video (VBR, 2-pass) i can only get to about 6% before it fills up my startup disk and freezes up my computer.
is there some way to get around this or will it always fill up my startup drive while exporting?
- < premiere noobscarabin
- i'm exporting the final file to a drive with over a tb of free space, btwscarabin
- nm, solved my own problem. it was the media cache that was the culprit. moved it to another drive :)scarabin
- ARG. nope, still doing it.scarabin
- okay, changed GPU acceleration to software only in project settings and everything's perfect. (for anyone who runs into the same problem)scarabin
- if you keep your OS, Project and cache on 3 separate SSDs that shit will flymoldero
- monospaced1
Took my first ballroom dance lesson today. Very fun!
- sea_sea2
i catch myself responding to posts and notes, only to end up erasing most of it to avoid the back lash. i need a beer or a new handle.
- sea_sea is actually Yurimon. CONFIRMED!pango
- just let it all out!moldero
- hahaha wait a minute, as far as i can observe, yuri has no problem responding out of his piehole.sea_sea
- i feel this********
- dont give into the PC hipster police. enjoy your free speech while you have it.yurimon
- It's a ravengous mob. Very dangerous. The real 100 monkey tgeoryHayoth
- i don't think you understand what the hundredth monkey theory actually means.scarabin
- it's hilarious because you bring it up CONSTANTLY.scarabin
- I'm trying really hard to imagine what you, of all people, could possibly say that would cause a backlash, sea_sea ... I'm coming up utterly blank!Continuity
- Oh probably something sensible in response to yurimonospaced
- yeah sensible when you fuckd up on your last post not including other times. i was disappointing. we all mess up once in a while.yurimon
- i'm kinda suprised scarabin doesnt know the 100 monkey stuffs.yurimon
- Fucked up? Is this some weird game to you where you try to hit front page or something? If so then fuck off.monospaced
- I do the same, but it's because I'm a cunt though :)GeorgesII
- mono you messed up on the last yurimon of the day post. but i forgive no biggie. maybe it was haste post. many people do the same. paste in hasteyurimon
- It's impossible to screw up copying and pasting your nonsense. Therefore I couldn't have screwed up. You are the only one being laughed at. David Icke!?monospaced
- 'Ravengous' lol********
- this has absolutely nothing to do with QBN https://en.wikipedia…scarabin
- it's kind of odd that hayoth only appears on qbn to back up yuri, both of them misunderstand the 100th monkey effect, and hayoth's last postscarabin
- sounds just like yurimon.scarabin
- What I was thinking, too.Continuity
- @Continuity thanks luv, but I do have a bad mouth on me and a dark side that loves to come out once in a while. hence the reason i've hung around here. lolsea_sea
- Hehe. Duly noted. :DContinuity
- plus mono is right, most of my responses are usually for yuri or some other butthead ha! i dislike the non stop back and forth i've witnessed. :psea_sea
- i apologize for my share of itscarabin
- nah, you're one of the few that stand up to these buttheads. if anything i want to jump in and say something but most of the time you got it covered. xosea_sea
- thanks for the user bias see-seeyurimon
- whos butt should i kiss now.yurimon
- no bias, i like you, until you become a certain version of yurimon. i'm not getting into it with you because i prefer not to. :Psea_sea
- I dont know, I'm pretty new around here and people ganging up its pretty easy to turn with the group think.
http://stream1.gifso…yurimon - *sigh*monospaced
- new?? you've been around since 2003.sea_sea
- moldero0
i just made a smoothie, oatmeal, beats, watermelon, papaya, flaxseed, an apple, kale, plain yogurt, egg whites and wheatgrass. after i got done blending it up i noticed there were bugs crawling around in the oatmeal bag i just bought. like, A LOT OF BUGS. I said, fuck it I'm not remaking this shit + their dead and blended up anyway, so i drank it.
- protein!scarabin
- "I'm growing stronger!"moldero
- Next year they'll charge you to have bugs in your fucking smoothie.monospaced
- http://www.appliance…moldero
- eeew!sea_sea
- it must be the asian in memoldero
- haha ya protein.pango
- http://media.giphy.c…********
- ********1
- Thats all i do with my nutri bullet i make smoothies - banana, milk, vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg :Drabbit
- im going to have to start trying this, i feel it's prolly so healthy for you********
- getting it now!bklyndroobeki
- I have a smoothie makers, can live without it,GeorgesII
- kalkal0
Was the toggle to view only design related threads removed?
Presumably due to the lack of them maybe?
- bklyndroobeki0
weird article. no one could keep you from doing anything you don't want to do.
- double negative! paging grammar police!moldero
- hahabklyndroobeki
- MrT5
I keep seeing 'QBN Meat smokers' and thinking it's a euphemism.
- lolscarabin
- I honestly don't get it, what is a meat smoker, except someone that smokes meat?GeorgesII
- As in, "I caught George listening to Judy Garland the other day, I fear he might be a meat smoker" : )MrT
- Same haha********
- fuck, I still don't get it, is it like a dick joke?
urban dictionary here I come :)GeorgesII - Meat = penis
Smoking = sucking******** - ehehehe
thanks set, I will insert it in my street lexiconGeorgesII - haha @setjaylarson
- It's very British but this is the ultimate guide... set you must be familiar! http://www.profanisa…MrT
- stoplying0
Dead Fish
So my pops who is almost 79 is involved in local politics, small town stuff. I could see how he could be disliked by some in his town. He told me that a few weeks ago they found two dead fish on their doorstep. I told him he should call the cops to let them know.
What say you, QBN?- wait til it's a horse's head in his bed, then call the cops.sarahfailin
- The fuck is wrong with people********
- yup, call police and make the reportGnash
- ^ install a hidden camera as well.sea_sea
- mount the fish and hang them on the front of the housePonyBoy
- does he live near a fisherman?IRNlun6
- I'm with others. Call the po po's, install cameras and pack heat.Hayoth
- Lol does no one on Qbn have a fucking cat? Call the cops on the fucking cat!_niko
- fry it up and take some pictures of you guys eating it all happy n shitmoldero
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, but teach him how to use a assault rifle and he will show those fuckers that wasting food ain't a thang!GeorgesII