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- WhiteFace0
LIVE: Footage of people crossing a puddle: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpKk…
- shellie0
Finishing some revisions on an animated children's show. I'm a voice actor now. Lol.
Also stoned.
- I would love this job. I wonder what your voice sounds like. Call me.iCanHazQBN
- ^ i see what you did thereGnash
- nice shellie, must be a fun gig :)Gnash
- It feel in my lap but it's a lot harder than I thought. Today's note: do it in a baby's voice with Virginia accent. Now rap.shellie
- PLEASE tell me it's for Rick & Mortymonospaced
- Nah. A geography themed music show for natgeo. 50 episodes tho! I hope I can score some animae work soon. That'd be sick.shellie
- lol @ "Now Rap," as if a baby virginian isn't hard enoughGnash
- ********0
Kale, fish, garbanzos, tomato.
orange juice
using lemon juice instead of vinegar...
OM FN NOM
- oh and estrogen-producing quinoa kek********
- what are you making?monospaced
- A tasty fish/kale meal********
- oh and estrogen-producing quinoa kek
- georgesIII2
guess what I'm making :)
(I'll post it later on recent work)- flux capacitor?monospaced
- phone dock?scarabin
- Wristbands?********
- i like this gameGnash
- is it something your sources need? how about a clueGnash
- some kind of walker botuan
- your moms dildo?autoflavour
- lol ouch_niko
- Trump Wall Building Kit?utopian
- fuses?SteveJobs
- crotchless maxi pads ?moldero
- concert wrists bandshotroddy
- This is by FAR the coolest dildo I've seen outside of the NSFW threadGucci
- a hoverboard?Krassy
- Bracelets, hair bands?Maaku
- Well it aint pancakessureshot
- laptop standGnash
- is it cheese?autoflavour
- looks like some kind of transistors, AND and NAND gatesfeel
- look at the recent work thread!!georgesIII
- ********0
I have to squash the rumors that I am a devil worshipper. No, I do not worship the devil, she and I sometimes go bowling but thats about it.
- I believe it's quash, not squash, satan.Gnash
- You believe wrong, smartypants********
- Jesus still loves you doc!utopian
- it's one of the signs of the beast -- using the word, squashGnash
- Aww utop********
- If you squash them they'll spring back. Quash them. It's the only way to be sure.MrT
- what if you squish them?scarabin
- MrT0
Isn't the 'pre' in 'pre-existing' superfluous?
- noBen99
- ^sarahfailin
- Pls explain. Doesn't it literally mean 'before existing' ? And I can't think of an example in which 'existing' doesn't mean exactly the same thing?MrT
- ********0
Sometimes I want to get rid of everything I own.
- send it to mescarabin
- i'm in a process of major cleaning over here. giving, selling LOTS of stuff. Major declutering.Ben99
- It will take all winter. its major.Ben99
- same here... well, not my stuffs. ex-roomate's. the stuffs she said to "please don't throw away yet".pango
- i don't have much clutter cause i've moved around too much. the longer you stay in one place, the more it builds up...sarahfailin
- In the process i'm also decluttering, cleaning, organizing all my digital stuff... Will take a year!Ben99
- Do it. Buddha says so too.MrT
- ********0
Haven't slept in over 32 hours... now too tired to sleep. have to wait until normal bedtime...
- ********6
This is it, I retire from QBN.
Thanks for the fun.- :/ http://www.eeexit.co…scarabin
- https://www.youtube.…dorf
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- :( barely know ya.pango
- see you next week.Milan
- quitter!scarabin
- well that was fun.sureshot
- why?inteliboy
- whyernexbcn
- Attention whore********
- That's rather sudden. What touched that off, then?Continuity
- how do you retire from a fucking websiteDillinger
- and why leave if we are somuch fun? this is loco. I need a kit kat.sureshot
- Does one get a pension when retiring from QBN? How does one apply?********
- why docpoz?Ben99
- he'll be back, like LCD soundsystem and the terminatorernexbcn
- ^
lolApeRobot - lol @ernexbcnfadein11
- Lol at the public service announcement********
- couldn't squash the rumours?Gnash
- it should be that moderators instantly delete the account of anyone who says shit like this..autoflavour
- thanks for the gif, it is from an ending of some old game right? can't tell which onefeel
- street fightersureshot
- http://i.imgur.com/r…pango
- PonyBoy7
Been getting back into painting... this time w/oil... I guess my wife told her Mom cuz I just got a bunch of brushes and oils shipped to me from Momma J...
... my in-laws are incredible... wow, I married up. :)
- scarabin0
so anybody here eat bugs?
- well.... i Am asian...pango
- they seem like a short jump from say, shrimpscarabin
- :) jk.
I don't, but i have.
Actually wouldn't mind it.pango - tried some silkworms, tasted disgustinggeorgesIII
- do tequila worms count?********
- I remember the beondegi (steamed silkworm pupa) stalls in Seoul. The smell made me sick, can't imagine eating one.i_monk
- A decade of genetic data and other evidence has persuaded most researchers that insects and crustaceans...Gnash
- ... long considered widely separated branches of the arthropod family, actually belong together.Gnash
- http://news.sciencem…Gnash
- Not regularly, but have tried some crickets and once ate a live grub that was surprisingly tasty.IRNlun6
- I ate some queen carpenter ants in bolivia-- interestingly the people call them "cuquis." They were actually really good when cooked. not so good raw.sarahfailin
- i had stir-fried crickets at a museum oncescarabin
- ants don't sound so bad– i think it's squishy bits like abdomens and grubs that would turn me offscarabin
- http://i.imgur.com/Q…scarabin
- yup, just like those. they were kept in a hollowed out tree branch that the grubs ate from the inside. had a nice tasty smokey wood flavor to them.IRNlun6
- Yep. Had fried crickets and other shit in Laos with a beer. Tarantula too, it was like paté.MrT
- Had crickets and grasshopper tacos with beer. Crunchy and salty, like peanuts.sea_sea
- Food of the future.Ben99
- scarabin1
- This makes me incredibly happy.face_melter
- Peaky fookin blinders********
- take my moneyGnash
- @set - good series?Gnash
- It's a masterpiece. Really...********
- thanks, been meaning to check it outGnash
- i've seen NC play a few times and this song is always a standout (for me) at his shows.Gnash
- instantly made me go and listen to the song.. it just never gets oldautoflavour
- god damn it, i would buy this as a book..autoflavour
- sureshot3
I often wonder what happened with Tears for Fears.
- they are sowing the seedsernexbcn
- liarsureshot
- Often?monospaced
- Still touring but with less hair.MrT
- the 90sIRNlun6
- http://www.ew.com/si…********
- ^ jesus christ. And what happened to the other dude?sureshot
- @pockets -- good lord, no cure for agingGnash
- that pick of pockets is not a member of TFF...haha... actually they both look healthy for their age... this is from July 2015: http://i.imgur.com/u…PonyBoy
- I think that pic (pockets) is of Robert SmithPonyBoy
- http://www.ultimate-…PonyBoy
- juanluisgarcia0
I'm learning to love/not hate the touch feature on my new wacom pro. gahhhhhh!
- imbecile11
I am in a local mall with a friend following a beer at a nearby restaurant / bar.
We are on our way to a local skate shop we support. We walk through a department store browsing men's apparel. Something we make a habit of, not our first time here or the bar.
I am looking, we are discussing and suddenly... a beacon of beauty is bestowed upon us. I involuntarily and shamefully lost contact with her eyes, as she asked if we could use any assistance, looking over her, trying to understood what vision stood before me.
I informed her we were only passing through as we were on our way to purchase other goods and we then left, I would say I was startledly embarrassed or emabarrasedly startled?
Either way, I felt imbecilic™ wondering why I was leaving.
Once clear of the store, we discussed the prior events both commenting on her appearance.
We make it to the skate shop, chat with the owner as we do, buy the trucks that were ordered for my friend and were on our way again.
We're a few steps out of the skate shop when my friend asks, without even looking at me; "So what are you going to buy?"
Knowing exactly what he meant, I told him I didn't know and hoped I could find a shirt I actually wanted.
We were headed back to recoup my embarrassment.
We go back through the same department store browsing again on our way out. She is there with another associate helping a customer, not ignoring us but otherwise occupied.
We wander for a few minutes. Boom, I find a shirt. I show it to my friend, he likes it too. It's on a mannequin though so we start looking around. Still no contact from either associate.
I can't find it, he finds it, asks if I want her to help find it, I say no, I want to find it in my size. We find none that are the correct size. I decide it's time to talk to them.
The two associates take down the mannequin and find it's not the correct size either, they then offer to see if another store has it. We go to the counter.
As we get to the counter, the male associate asks the vision of beauty in question if she would like the first or second weekend off in February.
With her stammering for an answer, obviously not caring one way or another, I make the statement; "Take the second, so you can enjoy a nice Valentine's Day weekend."
She replies shrugging me off, saying "I don't have any plans, there won't be any plans."
Without hesitation, before she has a chance to turn around to keep working, I ask; "Would you like to have plans?"
She smiled so big! :D
Then her hand does that flippy thing where she is saying kinda, the "sorta maybe" hand gesture as she turns around.
My friend sees it too and we look at each other like; Oh, things just went from no to maybe.
[screaming internally] HOLY SHIT!
The male associate leaves with the other customer to continue helping her with her item at another counter.
I motion for my friend to go elsewhere, he obliges rolling his eyes smiling as he calls his girlfriend.
I ask Helen of Troy if she's going to need to call other stores or check a computer, she says call. I say cool, thank you, then ask her name, she tells me. I say thank you again using her name, hello and introduce myself. She says hello again using my name, then says it again as she writes it down on the form.
First call, quick hang up. I tease her asking her to not give up, she laughs telling me they were busy.
Second call, they have the shirt, I know she's going to need some more information so I can be informed when it's available. This is my chance.
She says something fairly perfect for me to respond to like "I just need to ask for your number so I can call you when it's in."
My heart is pounding so hard.
I tell her my number watching her write it down so I know she is done. Then I say smiling, again without hesitation, looking her in the eye. "I actually wanted to ask you a similar question."
She smiled again and without asking for clarification, wrote her name and number on a post it then handed it to me. I said thank you and that it was nice to meet her, she said you too.
I caught up with my friend who had something to show me on his phone, so she wasn't a concern as soon as I walked away. Thank you friend, thank you.
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Bonus story, last night I was at the same restaurant / bar that I mentioned on a first date about 2 hours in, with a woman who, really long crazy story, deserving of another blog post short, ended up paying for the calamari and finding herself another ride home.
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Today though? So much win.
- smooth!scarabin
- awesome! that made my day
http://blog.bonds.co…_niko - excellent. well done.Gnash
- badass!Miguex
- Well played.well played********
- I enjoyed reading this.Longcopylover
- Best read in the voice of Steve BuschemiSteveJobs
- Keep us posted.bainbridge
- +********
- http://i.imgur.com/l…pablo28
- Is she smart?bainbridge
- ive got visions of mallrats in my head reading thistrooperbill
- Your friend did the right thing. Good stuff.monospaced
- pics or it didn't happ....juanluisgarcia
- yep, pics or this is just a fantasy.. ..autoflavour
- PIITB congratsernexbcn
- This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or usedgeorgesIII
- in a fictitiogeorgesIII
- you jelly georgeernexbcn
- you sound a little creepy at timesfadein11
- who sounds creepy?Gnash
- You lost me at 'trying to understood'see_thru
- I hope English is you second language. Dear lord.Hayoth
- it's a loooove story... not many of those on qbn. I read it to the end. sweet! good luck and everything.SimonFFM
- Helen of Troy, LOL!
Nice read.bklyndroobeki
- OBBTKN0
I just read that this year's Angouleme BD Salon is being boycotted by not including women in its list of nominees... O.O
I had seen this kind of things in other art activities, but sincerelly, this is patetic
- I love how everyone is pro feminism until they realise those people are mentally insane, maybe there will be more female comic artist if they weren't making fungeorgesIII
- of me for loving this genre, do not counfound american comics with the bande dessinées format, now we need to include women because of feels, pathetic indeedgeorgesIII
- georgesIII-1
Usatian are a weird bunch, there's a thread trending right now on reddit about Georges H Bush and his war "success",
Completely ignoring who was his father and how powerful he was,
seriously, the guy is the pure embodiment was one of the fixers of the M.I.C.,
no one else could send a fuckn submarine to pick his son,any ways,
this is just another rambling from a conspiracy theorist..
- Ben990
Its there folks! We're there!
''VR porn is here and it's scary how realistic it is''
- Yup. We're fucked.jagara
- i have one of those headsets running with my iphone 6s.. porn is definitely different, cant say its better or worse tho.. especially the content available atmautoflavour
- Content gonna explode in the next yearBen99
- Ben99-1
Is it possible to share an Adobe CC account with someone, like he's gonna pay me the half of the bill.
But can we open the program at the same time or one will have a "Program is already open on another computer" message??and fyi, an Adobe CC account let you install on two machine. Thats why i would share the bill with someone.
- only one person can be on the account (to pay). but both versions can be running simultaneously -- even with different IPs -- so you should be fine.Gnash
- although, i wonder if he'd have access to your account -- hence credit card info... and ability to change setting, etcGnash
- There is no account access through the CC app - only sign in/sign out - sensitive account info is via the Adobe ID website login.face_melter
- And the two aren't linked / recognised. It won't automatically fill in the deets just because you are logged into the CC app.face_melter
- Ive read its impossible to open the same program at same time... Saw it on adobes forum, answered by an adminBen99
- https://forums.adobe…Hayoth
- i've done it on 2 machines simultaneously, but with different programs (ID and PS)Gnash
- https://www.reddit.c…Gnash
- I'm not using it at work anymore so can't test or verify it now, otherwise I would try it out for you, benGnash
- thanks GnashBen99
