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  • WhiteFace0

    LIVE: Footage of people crossing a puddle: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpKk…

  • shellie0

    Finishing some revisions on an animated children's show. I'm a voice actor now. Lol.

    Also stoned.

    • I would love this job. I wonder what your voice sounds like. Call me.iCanHazQBN
    • ^ i see what you did thereGnash
    • nice shellie, must be a fun gig :)Gnash
    • It feel in my lap but it's a lot harder than I thought. Today's note: do it in a baby's voice with Virginia accent. Now rap.shellie
    • PLEASE tell me it's for Rick & Mortymonospaced
    • Nah. A geography themed music show for natgeo. 50 episodes tho! I hope I can score some animae work soon. That'd be sick.shellie
    • lol @ "Now Rap," as if a baby virginian isn't hard enoughGnash
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    Kale, fish, garbanzos, tomato.

    orange juice

    using lemon juice instead of vinegar...

    OM FN NOM

    • oh and estrogen-producing quinoa kek
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    • what are you making?monospaced
    • A tasty fish/kale meal
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  • georgesIII2

    guess what I'm making :)


    (I'll post it later on recent work)

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    I have to squash the rumors that I am a devil worshipper. No, I do not worship the devil, she and I sometimes go bowling but thats about it.

    • I believe it's quash, not squash, satan.Gnash
    • You believe wrong, smartypants
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    • Jesus still loves you doc!utopian
    • it's one of the signs of the beast -- using the word, squashGnash
    • Aww utop
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    • If you squash them they'll spring back. Quash them. It's the only way to be sure.MrT
    • what if you squish them?scarabin
  • MrT0

    Isn't the 'pre' in 'pre-existing' superfluous?

    • noBen99
    • ^sarahfailin
    • Pls explain. Doesn't it literally mean 'before existing' ? And I can't think of an example in which 'existing' doesn't mean exactly the same thing?MrT
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    Sometimes I want to get rid of everything I own.

    • send it to mescarabin
    • i'm in a process of major cleaning over here. giving, selling LOTS of stuff. Major declutering.Ben99
    • It will take all winter. its major.Ben99
    • same here... well, not my stuffs. ex-roomate's. the stuffs she said to "please don't throw away yet".pango
    • i don't have much clutter cause i've moved around too much. the longer you stay in one place, the more it builds up...sarahfailin
    • In the process i'm also decluttering, cleaning, organizing all my digital stuff... Will take a year!Ben99
    • Do it. Buddha says so too.MrT
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    Haven't slept in over 32 hours... now too tired to sleep. have to wait until normal bedtime...

    • go to sleep. its important. seriously.Ben99
    • naw havin beers and playing games. n a few more hours. nuthin like sleepin in your own bed after being away
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    • Sleeping is for the weak!
      Lay on your bed and wait for sunrise!
      pango
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    This is it, I retire from QBN.
    Thanks for the fun.

  • PonyBoy7

    Been getting back into painting... this time w/oil... I guess my wife told her Mom cuz I just got a bunch of brushes and oils shipped to me from Momma J...

    ... my in-laws are incredible... wow, I married up. :)

  • scarabin0

    so anybody here eat bugs?

    • well.... i Am asian...pango
    • they seem like a short jump from say, shrimpscarabin
    • :) jk.
      I don't, but i have.
      Actually wouldn't mind it.
      pango
    • tried some silkworms, tasted disgustinggeorgesIII
    • do tequila worms count?
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    • I remember the beondegi (steamed silkworm pupa) stalls in Seoul. The smell made me sick, can't imagine eating one.i_monk
    • A decade of genetic data and other evidence has persuaded most researchers that insects and crustaceans...Gnash
    • ... long considered widely separated branches of the arthropod family, actually belong together.Gnash
  • scarabin1
    • This makes me incredibly happy.face_melter
    • Peaky fookin blinders
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    • take my moneyGnash
    • @set - good series?Gnash
    • It's a masterpiece. Really...
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    • thanks, been meaning to check it outGnash
    • i've seen NC play a few times and this song is always a standout (for me) at his shows.Gnash
    • instantly made me go and listen to the song.. it just never gets oldautoflavour
  • sureshot3

    I often wonder what happened with Tears for Fears.

  • juanluisgarcia0

    I'm learning to love/not hate the touch feature on my new wacom pro. gahhhhhh!

  • imbecile11

    I am in a local mall with a friend following a beer at a nearby restaurant / bar.

    We are on our way to a local skate shop we support. We walk through a department store browsing men's apparel. Something we make a habit of, not our first time here or the bar.

    I am looking, we are discussing and suddenly... a beacon of beauty is bestowed upon us. I involuntarily and shamefully lost contact with her eyes, as she asked if we could use any assistance, looking over her, trying to understood what vision stood before me.

    I informed her we were only passing through as we were on our way to purchase other goods and we then left, I would say I was startledly embarrassed or emabarrasedly startled?

    Either way, I felt imbecilic™ wondering why I was leaving.

    Once clear of the store, we discussed the prior events both commenting on her appearance.

    We make it to the skate shop, chat with the owner as we do, buy the trucks that were ordered for my friend and were on our way again.

    We're a few steps out of the skate shop when my friend asks, without even looking at me; "So what are you going to buy?"

    Knowing exactly what he meant, I told him I didn't know and hoped I could find a shirt I actually wanted.

    We were headed back to recoup my embarrassment.

    We go back through the same department store browsing again on our way out. She is there with another associate helping a customer, not ignoring us but otherwise occupied.

    We wander for a few minutes. Boom, I find a shirt. I show it to my friend, he likes it too. It's on a mannequin though so we start looking around. Still no contact from either associate.

    I can't find it, he finds it, asks if I want her to help find it, I say no, I want to find it in my size. We find none that are the correct size. I decide it's time to talk to them.

    The two associates take down the mannequin and find it's not the correct size either, they then offer to see if another store has it. We go to the counter.

    As we get to the counter, the male associate asks the vision of beauty in question if she would like the first or second weekend off in February.

    With her stammering for an answer, obviously not caring one way or another, I make the statement; "Take the second, so you can enjoy a nice Valentine's Day weekend."

    She replies shrugging me off, saying "I don't have any plans, there won't be any plans."

    Without hesitation, before she has a chance to turn around to keep working, I ask; "Would you like to have plans?"

    She smiled so big! :D

    Then her hand does that flippy thing where she is saying kinda, the "sorta maybe" hand gesture as she turns around.

    My friend sees it too and we look at each other like; Oh, things just went from no to maybe.

    [screaming internally] HOLY SHIT!

    The male associate leaves with the other customer to continue helping her with her item at another counter.

    I motion for my friend to go elsewhere, he obliges rolling his eyes smiling as he calls his girlfriend.

    I ask Helen of Troy if she's going to need to call other stores or check a computer, she says call. I say cool, thank you, then ask her name, she tells me. I say thank you again using her name, hello and introduce myself. She says hello again using my name, then says it again as she writes it down on the form.

    First call, quick hang up. I tease her asking her to not give up, she laughs telling me they were busy.

    Second call, they have the shirt, I know she's going to need some more information so I can be informed when it's available. This is my chance.

    She says something fairly perfect for me to respond to like "I just need to ask for your number so I can call you when it's in."

    My heart is pounding so hard.

    I tell her my number watching her write it down so I know she is done. Then I say smiling, again without hesitation, looking her in the eye. "I actually wanted to ask you a similar question."

    She smiled again and without asking for clarification, wrote her name and number on a post it then handed it to me. I said thank you and that it was nice to meet her, she said you too.

    I caught up with my friend who had something to show me on his phone, so she wasn't a concern as soon as I walked away. Thank you friend, thank you.

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    Bonus story, last night I was at the same restaurant / bar that I mentioned on a first date about 2 hours in, with a woman who, really long crazy story, deserving of another blog post short, ended up paying for the calamari and finding herself another ride home.

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    Today though? So much win.

  • OBBTKN0

    I just read that this year's Angouleme BD Salon is being boycotted by not including women in its list of nominees... O.O

    I had seen this kind of things in other art activities, but sincerelly, this is patetic

    • I love how everyone is pro feminism until they realise those people are mentally insane, maybe there will be more female comic artist if they weren't making fungeorgesIII
    • of me for loving this genre, do not counfound american comics with the bande dessinées format, now we need to include women because of feels, pathetic indeedgeorgesIII
  • georgesIII-1

    Usatian are a weird bunch, there's a thread trending right now on reddit about Georges H Bush and his war "success",

    Completely ignoring who was his father and how powerful he was,
    seriously, the guy is the pure embodiment was one of the fixers of the M.I.C.,
    no one else could send a fuckn submarine to pick his son,

    any ways,
    this is just another rambling from a conspiracy theorist..

  • Ben990

    Its there folks! We're there!

    ''VR porn is here and it's scary how realistic it is''

    http://mashable.com/2016/01/08/n…

    • Yup. We're fucked.jagara
    • i have one of those headsets running with my iphone 6s.. porn is definitely different, cant say its better or worse tho.. especially the content available atmautoflavour
    • Content gonna explode in the next yearBen99
  • imbecile6

  • Ben99-1

    Is it possible to share an Adobe CC account with someone, like he's gonna pay me the half of the bill.
    But can we open the program at the same time or one will have a "Program is already open on another computer" message??

    and fyi, an Adobe CC account let you install on two machine. Thats why i would share the bill with someone.

    • only one person can be on the account (to pay). but both versions can be running simultaneously -- even with different IPs -- so you should be fine.Gnash
    • although, i wonder if he'd have access to your account -- hence credit card info... and ability to change setting, etcGnash
    • There is no account access through the CC app - only sign in/sign out - sensitive account info is via the Adobe ID website login.face_melter
    • And the two aren't linked / recognised. It won't automatically fill in the deets just because you are logged into the CC app.face_melter
    • Ive read its impossible to open the same program at same time... Saw it on adobes forum, answered by an adminBen99
    • https://forums.adobe…Hayoth
    • i've done it on 2 machines simultaneously, but with different programs (ID and PS)Gnash
    • https://www.reddit.c…Gnash