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- georgesIII1
I've been listening to this song in loop for an hour,
I feel no shame,- I recently picked up the original song on 45 by Timmy Thomas. https://www.youtube.…mrpt
- Ben99-9
From now on i will +1 every one of my posts cuz someone in here is -1ing all my posts for no reason.
It's so funney
- qbn needs vote transparency like facebook. hover over the number and it shows who voted whatscarabin
- ^ yupmoldero
- nopemonospaced
- +********
- Ben991
''if your cat's pupils become fully dilated in broad daylight, appearing as large black pools, he's either in pain or ready to fight or run away. Increased pupil size is not intended to intimidate other cats or people but rather to allow more light into the eyes. Cats' pupils are always large at night but veterinarians learn very quickly to beware when a cat's pupils are fully dilated in a brightly lit examination room.''
- what?!pinkfloyd
- yeah my cat's eyes look like this right before he's about to kick my ass.sarahfailin
- Awwwww adorablepango
- +********
- Ben99-2
''The degree of opening of the eyelids can tell a tale, too. Wide-open eyes correlate with alertness and increased levels of mental activity – ready for action, if you will. Semi-closed or fluttering eyes mean that the cat is in a more dozy, complacent mood or may be in the mood for a nap. So if your cat's eyelids flutter and periodically close while he is looking at you, it is a sign of faith or trust. Even if he is on the brink of falling asleep at the time, squinting at you is still a compliment because your pet is showing that he is comfortable and trusting enough to take a nap in your presence. ''
- inteliboy3
well, I'm house sitting with a stupid cat. I just don't get why people like these animals. A few rare times in my life a friend or someone has had a cool cat, but the vast majority, including this disgusting rodent are just the worst.
It shits everywhere. Pisses everywhere. Because it's "stressed" apparently.
When I get home it will greet me at the top of the stairs as I walk up, i'll say "Hi cat!" and it will then do a move that looks like he's rolling his eyes, then show me it's anus, and walk away. What the fuck.
In fact any kind of engagement results in some awkward exchange like that.
You'll reach down to give it a pat as it struts past, and the thing stops, purrs, then he'll walk a few steps and sit down jusssst out of reach. Are you fucking stupid cat? A dog would damn well get right in there and hang out, not be a social retard.
It meows ferociously from about 6am until I get up and feed the stupid thing.
I'll be playing with some stupid toy hanging off a stick to keep it entertained, finally the cat seems to having a good time, when all of a sudden out of no where it will roll over and look absolutely fucking bored.
It doesn't connect on any human, physical or emotional level - except that I guess it's a furry warm thing with a furry face. Cute! No. They're not.
- how old is it? sounds like an older catscarabin
- did you raise it from a kitten?scarabin
- oh nm it's not yoursscarabin
- I am hating a lot my cat those days too... I would kill it sometimes, but you know, it's my daugthers petOBBTKN
- holy crap, that cat is my ex.Gnash
- you gotta learn to tame the pussy man! it's all in the delivery.capn_ron
- Cats are idiots.nb
- don't put the pussy on a pedestalsarahfailin
- Why do people always compare dogs and cats? Why do you expect a cat to act like a dog? It's a cat. It's a different animal.iCanHazQBN
- Waaaaa Waaaa.. This cat doesn't act like a dog.. Waaaaa...iCanHazQBN
- dude... you suck w/cats... :)PonyBoy
- Icanhaz talking sense for a change. Shutup inteliboy you needy guy, cats are feral killing machines, they don't need your affection, be satisfied that it even********
- Acknowledged your presence********
- Showing u the anus? Get at it bro! That's a huge signal.Hayoth
- yeah not my cat. PS- scara - your home town LA is the best. despite this cat.inteliboy
- LOL at terry.inteliboy
- You're trying too hard.sea_sea
- "other people's cats" are fucking awful creatures - almost as bad as their vapid, parasite-addled owners.detritus
- PREACH!!!stepson
- studderine0
I'd love to read every blog post, but I feel better when I air my own grievances.
- ********2
Accidentally called the new part timer the wrong name all day and was never corrected, felt like a dick when I realized my mistake but now I have decided to take it to the next level tommorow and keep up the charade untill somebody speaks up, life lesson for the little fucker
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he needs to be a man and told you his name for fuk sakeBen99 - Call him a new name every day.i_monk
- happened to a girl at my work -- she got herself a name plate for her desk with that wrong name. people have been calling her Beatrice for a year now.Gnash
- +1 i_monkscarabin
- Hahaha, Monk, a new name, but a slight variation of the day before's name.elahon
- this fucking gif lolernexbcn
- How is that a life lesson? A life lesson that you're a dick.studderine
- rather be a dick than a pussy or an asshole********
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- Ben990
How is this possble?
On Instagram, when I post a pic I've got LIKES coming in 0.5sec after i hit 'Publish' ...???
- because you let a bunch of fake russian accounts follow you and they have auto-like.lvl_13
- auto-like? its a thing?Ben99
- I notice that happens often shortly after I like or follow any big name accounts or posts.moldero
- There are web tools that can automatically like photos, follow people based on certain tags, or even comment automatically.mg33
- oh i see, now i understandBen99
- utopian0
Full episode of "Colony" the new TV Show is playing on USA.
http://www.usanetwork.com/colony…
- georgesIII-1
OK, I was writing a message about A.Is in the wake up sheeple thread,
pressed "broadcast", was automatically logged out when normally you normally can't even see the text box when you're not logged in,
interesting,
- ********-5
Do people really have T-Mobile or Sprint?
- Maaku1
Got a citation today for speeding. First time being pulled over, ever...
- ********-1
if i own a expo center building and i hold a event in my privately owned building, I am allowed by law to take pictures in said building of all event attendees
is this correct?
- yes, I believe so... security cameras?monospaced
- Not in the washroom stall.pango
- QBN Law Blognb
- ill put something in about the womens bathroom in the fine print********
- lol @ QBN Law blogGnash
- there may be a clause in your lease agreement that allows for that, otherwise there would be an expectation of privacy as an event organizer.Gnash
- ********-11
i miss O0O0O0, where are you buddy, your presence is needed up in here
- lonely, gilga?scarabin
- who's that. well anyways, what's up sprinkles********
- not much. just wondering how many days till your account of the week gets bannedscarabin
- Why in the world would I get banned scarabin********
- Your on the verge of hurting my feelers there pal, I have never been anything bit fair with you********
- *but********
- *you'rescarabin
- Right********
- -********
- Hmmmlvl_13
- Feelers!? Holy shit it's gilgamush!pango
- when you talk about your history of being fair, what are you referring to?monospaced
- http://assets.diylol…********
- Yes I was talking to you. The first time I've ever talked to you. Why do you have to be a jerk about it?monospaced
- http://media.makeame…********
- you've talked to gilgamush before, monoscarabin
- http://media.tumblr.…********
- I was going to believe him when he said he wasn't. But now it's painfully obvious. Sigh.monospaced
- And if he truly doesn't care what I have to say, he won't respond. Thing is, I haven't said anything to him and he's already given himself away!monospaced
- the real question is why you care so much. is playing your passive agressive games on an internet forum your only release in your beta male existance********
- I don't know where you got that idea. I didn't even think you were gilgamush, and I was asking an honest question to your statement. You are the one being agro.monospaced
- nobody's playing "games," and the real question is why you care so much about being here and playing fake tough guy with designers on the internetmonospaced
- https://www.youtube.… in contrast to you, anybody would seem like john rambo********
- see what i mean though, you are so fucking soft that in your mind posting reaction gifs constitutes aggression, ahaha, fuck off mangina********
- Why does he keep coming back? :/
Is he winning? He's not here to make friend either.pango - Give it a rest Rambo.monospaced
- i'm glad you stopped dying your hair buddy, i was embarrassed for you********
- give what a rest, i want nothing to do with your bitch ass, you follow me around like a puppy, you crave my attention, how about you give it a rest and fuck off********
- We follow you? You the one who kept coming back. Lol
I think it's the other way around. You crave our attention.pango - coming back? i never went anywhere, if you and mono never said another word to me i would be elated. there are plenty of interesting people on here who have********
- things to say that are relevant to my interest, you two are just passive aggressive. pango, you are so childlike and half assed that it is easier to forgive********
- how you know i dyed my hair again? you are following me! Admit it! You miss me poking fun at you! lol YOU CRAVE THE ATTENTION!pango
- I don't follow you around. I didn't even know you were gilgamush after you posted those reaction pics and started insulting me out of the blue.monospaced
- https://www.youtube.…********
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- https://www.youtube.…********
- that ought to keep you bird brains going for a while********
- Oh? You want me to click on those link?pango
- So really he does care even if he says he doesn't. Rambo is really sensitive for a tough guy.monospaced
- that youtube link comment spam posting right there is pretty much the equivalent of a classic childish qbn temper tantrummonospaced
- OBBTKN1
All the times the alarm has sounded in my studio, has been MY fault, never remember to deactivate prior to open the doors...
In other term, you, roller biking, you're boring as hell, my friend!!
- sureshot2
She looked at me with the heath of a atomic bomb.
- an*********
- thanks. English is sometimes hard when its not your first language.sureshot
- heati_monk
- I guess you generally speak it so well I assume it's your first...********
- I speak french :DBen99
- Congratulations, Ben!detritus
- And may I say you speak it like no one********
- I know! :DBen99
- @set. Must Dutch people do. We learn english at early age and I worked mostly for British comps.. From Aberdeen they were! or is that Scotland?sureshot
- BEN!!! WE ARE FOREIGNERS!sureshot
- I am Set, God of foreigners********
- I'm a foreigner! :DBen99
- *I am foreigners!********
- 나는 조금 한국어 말한다.i_monk
- an*
- Ben990
When someone who have 15-20% knowledge in Photoshop ask you how to do something.
You start showing him how to achieve it and after 5 steps, you know he's totally lost and have stopped following you at step 2.
And then you say : "ok, i think its a little bit too much, send me the files i'll do it for you" ... FFS!
- hahabklyndroobeki
- its a tactic.. they are totally following, its just play dumb, get someone else to do the workautoflavour
- I can confirm he's officially dumbBen99
- Ben990
I receive like 50 junk mails each day in Gmail since a few week.. all the subjects of those mails have emoticons in them. And you?
And I also receive so many email from people offering me web design services... all from India.
Thankfully, Gmail catch them all in the junk folder.
- same, and I don't have to look at a single one because gmail gets 'em allmonospaced
- The same, and yes, gmail filters v wellOBBTKN
- Its worldwide or what... Who send those.Ben99
- Fabricio0
Im feeling lonely. Specially after another rejection.
- Go outside your comfort zone.bainbridge
- Yeah, Im going to Europe this friday.
Even though its for work, I think it will help.
CheersFabricio - I know the feeling all too well Fabricio. I'm trying to figure this all out myself and can't seem to wrap my head around it.capn_ron
- We all get lonely sometimes, even when we have someone. Work helps. *hugsea_sea
- and booze.pango
- http://thenicestplac…pango
- @pango nice!Krassy
- The trick is to reject them before they can reject you! http://www.significa…sarahfailin
- face_melter3
Right. This rat bastard ship has set sail with no turning back. Following the unexpected successful construction of the PC earlier this weekend, it was now time to turn this expensive box of electronics into an expensive box of electronics that I can use to view acts of utmost human filth. And occasionally Photoshop and Cinema 4D.
I was forced to wake early Sunday morning as I had booked my laundry for 7am, which seemed like a good idea at the time but in hindsight was an incredible lapse in judgement. Operating on less than four hours sleep I nonetheless gathered my senses and pants and set the operation into motion. Wash then dry. Greater men have attempted simpler plans and failed.
Windows 10 was chosen to be my weapon of choice - new hardware demanded new software. The path was thus: use a VM on the iMac to create a bootable USB installer - because physical media is purely the domain of madmen and degenerates. I changed the bios settings and clicked ‘save and reboot’, my weariness replaced with a new vigour and excitement as the screen blinked and was replaced with the Windows logo. YES! I was now 2-and-0, surely my luck was about to fail - the gods hate a winner - the human condition is geared to failure. NO! The clock ticked by and with each passing screen it was obvious that this would be another success - a triumph of man over technology. Even online activation couldn’t defeat me. This was a middle-fingered salute to the powers that be, those who said it couldn’t be done.
And as soon as it began, the fantastic journey was over - my socks and t-shirts were rinsed and ready to be dried.
- You have a way with words. We could use a copywriter like you.monospaced
- Bravo!!OBBTKN
- well done sir.sofakingback
- I channel my inner, low-rent, Hunter S. Thompson.face_melter
- don't know why but I read this in the voice of the narrator- grown up ralphie from a christmas story_niko
- Try it in Christopher Walken's voiceAmicus
- lol damn you Amicus!_niko