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- imbecile7
- I can tell you sir, that the logo is 6px wide********
- I dont get it. Does QBN logo make your dick feel big? small?********
- According to the ruler, averagepinkfloyd
- QBN = average-sizedprophetone
- haha @pinkfloyd didn't even read yours haha, same thought processprophetone
- says the prophet!pinkfloyd
- oh shiii!prophetone
- 11 DPIdrgs
- I can tell you sir, that the logo is 6px wide
- Maaku0
I might be a little too late for Macaw, since they got bought by InVision and their future in uncertain but I have to admit this is the first time I read the full documentation for an app (or language).
Now onto practice.- I prefer https://webflow.com********
- ^ looks good, do you have to pay for it?Maaku
- qbn broke my link. You only have to pay for custom hosting and extra shit. Macaw is good too, but I got on better with this..********
- Will definitely look into it and see the pros and cons for myself. Thanks :)Maaku
- I prefer https://webflow.com
- Bennn0
I have this client who want me to design his album cover and the whole digipack. The pictures he like and want on the cover are FUCKING CRAP! The guy have zero sense of esthetic.
He sent me like 150 pictures, all of them are pure crap nonsense. And he told me "a photographer took some amazing pictures" ... man, my mother takes better pictures! (no joke)
His band logo suck big time. His pictures sucks. He's telling me what to do... So right now i'm on automatic-pilot and I'm just shitting the project waiting for the check to arrive. Fun & creative factor currently at -25%
Graphic deezign is daiiii-inngggg
- Extrapolation however, is not.MrT
- http://www.blurb.com…********
- Give him the garbage he wants, then a version you think is what he should have. If you're any good and he isn't a complete turd he'll want your version.i_monk
- but all his pics sucks ballz. i can't do anything good with those poorly frames pictures with stupid subjects and bad colors.Bennn
- Crop the pictures and make them sepia or something?bainbridge
- Is he paying you fairly? If so, do what he says, make some suggestions and then move on. Or drop him. Don't complain, we've all done shitty work.bainbridge
- Does he value your opinion or is he taking control? If he hired you for your expertise, tell him the truth. If you're a monkey, just suck it up.bainbridge
- ********0
Rest in peace Dave mirra :(
- imbecile0
Anyone here using a Wacom Cintiq?
Getting ready to dive into a used 21UX.
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Sidenote:
Did you know it's pronounced wah-cum not way-com
- mekk0
So I'm in a situation where I can give folks good advice but I struggle to decide for my own:
I'm unhappy at my current work place, no 'cool' jobs, no career. I have an offer from a company doing more development, but I rather want to work as a designer. I have a second opportunity but signs are that the pay would be not good but the place is cool.
So:
1. Stay in safe, old job but don't more forward
2. Risk new dev job with good pay, but could be over on six months if I don't perform that good
3. Go to another design firm, develop myself forward but don't get paid well???
- Ive never done this. can you ask the other company to at least match the pay?pango
- 4. Pick the one that pays best with less hours. Build your own side business as an additional source of income.IRNlun6
- ^ already have a side business going, maybe it's possible with the 3. company and less hoursmekk
- depends on your financial stability also what moves you make. How, why not confident you will not perform as expected at the dev job?yurimon
- Life is short, do what makes you happy as long as it pays your bills. Make good work and get new good paying job in future from it?bainbridge
- .....unless new dev job is paying like $500,000, then suck it up.bainbridge
- Bennn-8
I've been attacked in the subway this morning.
A woman clearly not all there, slapped me with a rolled magazine. She did the same to everyone passing by her.
I did this to her:
No seriously i blocked her with a kung fu move and i hurt her a arm a little.. her big crazy smiled switched for a pain face. My move was a reflex, i'm training for this since two year. Sorry ma'am, but just dont attack me.
- I think you need a permit for those fists.********
- eye of the tigermonospaced
- where? canukada?yurimon
- zero chillAl_dizzle
- North of the NorthBennn
- lol at all the downvote, you clearly dont like being entertained sheeple! I'll keep my stories for me, is this what you want?Bennn
- 1 more downvote and I log out of this website 4evaBennn
- shut up you tart. Keep with the stories...********
- i took filippino Kali for a bit and in one of the classes the teacher demonstrated how to kill someone with a rolled up magazine. you could have been killed!Gnash
- I took ninja, I agree with Gnashmoldero
- Geez benn. Out the safety on those hands.pango
- i'm kidding about leaving qbn :D ah aaah.
And i didnt hurt her, dont worry. she was clearly a lunatic and i surprised her.Bennn - the dude before me got hit on the top of the head and did nothingBennn
- i dont understand all the downvotes tho, you guise dont like stories or what?Bennn
- You need to register your hand with the police as a weapon man.pango
- lol yeahBennn
- hey hello there,
I'm your friend right?georgesIII - Maybe she was just testing everyones skills. You passed.IRNlun6
- Hehe.Bennn
- Whatsup georges?Bennn
- https://i.imgur.com/…mekk
- She was more like 35 yo than 80 yoBennn
- Fuck Youimbecile
- lolYakuZoku
- I think you need a permit for those fists.
- ********-12
My grandma got lost in the subway today. When we found her she looked this.
We don't know what happened to her, she has senile dementia.- http://www.echo-news…imbecile
- I think she might have run into benfal********
- SHE ATTACKED ME WITH A MAGAZINE! A MAGZINE MAN! SHE GAVE ME NO CHOICE! IT WAS ME OR HER!Bennn
- We live in a world of sadistic callous people and low lifespinkfloyd
- Is this a picture of your actual grandma?jagara
- And i'm sad to hear that, man :(jagara
- Parody post?********
- You need to ask?
https://i.imgur.com/…******** - I only saw it on the front page********
- pinkfloyd0
Has anyone used capital one for a savings account? They're offering a $400 sign on bonus along with a decent interest rate in savings.
- 1.10% apypinkfloyd
- I remember when 5-6% was the standard. Oh, the good 'ol days.monospaced
- now its 1 or 2 when you're luckyBennn
- Chase is offering .5%pinkfloyd
- scarabin0
just realized i have the parts to build a solar death ray.
mua ha ha.
- a magnifying glass?Al_dizzle
- a mirror?georgesIII
- crystal anal beads?yurimon
- 50" fresnel lens :D
and crystal anal beadsscarabin - only destroys Uranusbezoar
- point: bezoarimbecile
- scar! I have one of those. took it out of an old TV a friend was tossing. Can't wait to play with it :)Gnash
- now talk about something that can melt steel beams...Gnash
- sureshot0
I am on the internet looking for decent 80's ballads.
- this is pretty good. https://www.youtube.…sureshot
- Every Rose Has its Thornmonospaced
- http://www.vh1.com/n…imbecile
- https://www.youtube.…IRNlun6
- Chicagobklyndroobeki
- oh yeah Chicago!sureshot
- thnx great tunessureshot
- https://www.youtube.…bklyndroobeki
- https://www.youtube.…bklyndroobeki
- imbecile1
My Atari 2600 game "Freeway" stopped working today.
RUP Freeway
:(
- ********2
Saturday morning in bed with a joint and a coffee and a bit of Attenborough on the screen. Living the dream.
- ********2
The wolf hasn't quite twigged that it can't swim faster than the geese it's been chasing for fifteen minutes
- georgesIII1
day 3 shit is cray
- imbecile0
set,
As she was leaving, after we passed back out post-doughnut, she asked what my plans were, I told her and jokingly appended...
"You stayed over last night, so there's probably some other girl wanting to come over by now."
to which she quipped...
"When you fuck them, put their face where my feet would be."
With that, I'll take today's win.
- sounds like a very european thing to say.
but then you were eating doughnuts, which is very American, but you didn't spell it donut which leads me back to eur_niko
- sounds like a very european thing to say.
- bainbridge0
Bored and single and signed up for Tinder.
Found some cool, pretty looking girls who haven't liked back (yet).
Matched with some wholesome normal babes, but they don't seem too interesting or don't message first. I sent one a funny message and then they reply without questions and the conversation dies.
I read about dudes hooking up like mad and I guess I would too, but I don't want to ask someone out who's looking for more.
- My take on my experience is most are looking for a hookup.
or maybe I should say, its pretty obvious which ones aresofakingback - If you do interact, just invite her for a drink. It usually leads to some fooling around. lol
This is the ADD generation man. Get it.sofakingback - In my experience 95% were looking for more than just a hookup. Which seems to be completely opposed to what most people think of tinder...********
- Who cares what they're looking for? Have sex and leave. Nobody is forcing you into something serious. THEY are they ones who are on a hookup app.iCanHazQBN
- ... if anything, they don't understand what the app is for, and if they feel bad when you don't call them back, then so what..?iCanHazQBN
- be ready for girls to fall in love and get pissed. or you may get laid and that's it. Try the app Bumble. The girl makes the first move if she is interested.capn_ron
- I had to get off tinder because it was just too much to handle for me.capn_ron
- And some girls don't respond and then don't remove the match. Do you collect matches or not check your phone?bainbridge
- prim8s™yurimon
- I know a girl who try to get something serious out of tinder but ALL the dudes she mets disapear after 1 or 2 fucks. Someday she will get the game..Bennn
- It's no different than any other dating site/app. Most want something "real". It really depends on your age, though. 30+ aren't looking to "hook up"formed
- lol too many people i know are on tinder. i'm avoiding that place as well.pango
- i wouldnt date anyone who uses tinder.yurimon
- anyone that is single is on tinder, at least those that want to dateformed
- My take on my experience is most are looking for a hookup.
- ********0
Sometimes I'm on the train or just sitting in public and start watching people, observing, nothing weird.
But lately I feel like they're noticing more. Today some guy said "what's up" to me and that's happened before. Usually it's not really friendly but it's not serious. More like how a pizza delivery man might say hello when you open the door. I feel weird because I'm sitting there and they're walking by.