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- Bennn0
Who is Older and Younger than You
Link: http://flowingdata.com/2016/05/1…49% of people are younger than me
49% of people are older than meMid-life y'all!
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I find it sexy when Canadian girls say "Eh?" at the end of their sentences.
- that's pretty fun-ehcapn_ron
- ..or is it "aye?"********
- do they? :)********
- That's what they say********
- they say "aye"********
- https://i.ytimg.com/…scarabin
- "let me suck you hoser eh"moldero
- "Deeper, go deeper-eh"futurefood
- Rape!!! Eh********
- eh-oh-ehhh-oh--eh********
- We dont have a lot of canadian girls here.sureshot
- I met a Canadian girl last night funnily enough. She was very hot but had glasses thick enough to see footsteps on the moon. I don't think she said 'eh' once.********
- its a stigma.sureshot
- bklyndroobeki0
Is this about right?
"A general rule of thumb is that you shouldn’t spend more than roughly thirty percent of your income on rent, but that rule doesn’t factor in all of your expenses, and usually, neither do affordability calculators." http://www.cheatsheet.com/person…
What's suggested?
- I do 25% on rent 50% for all total expenses, within reason, food, gas, bills, etcHayoth
- 25%pango
- thanks!bklyndroobeki
- 15% on basic needs. 60% on drugs. lot of drugs....pango
- BusterBoy0
Today is apparently 'National Swallowing Awareness Day' in Australia. Wonder if my wife knows about this?
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I believe that I am slowly devolving into a cyborg. This has it's pros and cons.
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I feel stupid this morning. Then again, I'm a little tired. My mind is wired into cyberspace... tapped into clickbait, qbn and videos about nostalgic things that only my generation would like and that I'm sure I will see again on my deathbed in a nursing home 40 years from now as I reminisce about the stupid things my mind finds relevant. Things like top 10 amiga games from 1994.
Should I just eat some rat poison? No. I will not.
- Lost me at this morning. And I agree.********
- grow up, loser. haha********
- :)********
- im diggin this********
- Lost me at this morning. And I agree.
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NESTER
I’m glad you’re awake.
VIX
...
NESTER
You passed out when you let me strangle you.
VIX
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NESTER
Thank you for letting me have my way with you. You’re very docile and soft.
VIX
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NESTER
I’m going to kill you now.
VIX
Why?
NESTER
Because I want to fuck you while you’re dead.
VIX
But why?
NESTER
Because you’re going to look beautiful when you’re dead.
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I was cooking a concoction made of rice and mashed potatoes, tomatoes and garlic. I had extra garlic so I ate it. I went outside and lo and behold, a hottie that I would never approach because of said garlic.
- the fuck are you on about. Grow a pair of bollocks and stop making excuses for your shit self.********
- haha. classic set.********
- lol********
- this is ok********
- the fuck are you on about. Grow a pair of bollocks and stop making excuses for your shit self.
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Passive-aggressive, wannabee alpha-males have it in for me now. I find it hilarious. If they only knew how badly I could hurt them. But they are so pathetic that I really just don't care.
Meathead shit.
- you talking about set?yurimon
- nah. He wishes. :)********
- You do realise, docpoz, that with these constant sort of posts, it's YOU that sounds like the aggressive meathead to people reading?detritus
- that's the ironic beauty of it.********
- ignore them docpoz, anything that threatens the tender safety of their manvage on this site gets a dvyurimon
- no harm done.********
- I'd have thought by now that Yurimon may have picked up on the fact that most of us entertain ourselves, and others, with the way we are here.********
- It's mostly in jest. For a larf, ya know?
A fuckin larf, like init.******** - what you talking aboot? i'm fappin right now as you post. keep posting...hurry p..yurimon
- oh lets all just wank the fubars already********
- not diggin********
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The days wound down to the bare essence. There was Trish. She had a yo-yo in her hand.
I took the yo-yo.
"Do you know how to walk the dog?"
She had never seen such an ancient, beautiful contraption. It didn't even have wi-fi.
- fucking wi-fi free dogs, what is the point.********
- diggin this.********
- fucking wi-fi free dogs, what is the point.
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She could have stayed here with me in the tropics yet she chose to take the assignment in Siberia.
Quite the indictment.
Feminists. God bless em.
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last blog o the day:
Jamie helped me put the shoulderpads on. All of my training apexing at this very moment. Ten years of isolation on the red planet. And for what?
Why are we killing these giant Mantis'? Can they really read our thoughts?
5 seconds.
Why did my father brainwash me into thinking that being in the outer-galaxian colonials would make me a man?
This is it.
Clear this anxiety. Aim for the thorax.
- nah not feelin this********
- starship troopers?monospaced
- exactly********
- i wrote it thinking it was original and then the ST realization set in.********
- this narrative makes it seem like you're about to go out and shoot a bunch of ppl...sarahfailin
- nah not feelin this
- face_melter3
One of my arch-viz pictures is on the front page of a Danish newspaper.
- HAYZ1LLLA0
I predict all this music recognition software like Shazam will soon be able to produce number 1 records effortlessly by 2020.
Trends in BPM, pitch, chord progression all mapped out. Actual lyric words were never important so it can create those to match the tune, just need a sexy young thing to sing them over the track for the video.
- Music has changed for ever. The digital Age changed it all. We always need more and more and are never satisfy with what we have.Bennn
- We were listening to the same albums for months/years before. Now we're scrolling to new one every week.Bennn
- speak for yourself, Bennn, even in the 90s I was buying a handful of albums every month or weekmonospaced
- capn_ron0
docpoz, looks like you got some high grade LSD in your possession from all those posts. share the fun man. share the fun.
- you overrate me********
- seemed more like alcohol to me.fadein11
- I though he's just doing short story stuffspango
- yeah, apparently imagination is drug induced only********
- i hope I would write much better stuff on lsd********
- we have a short story thread for that.
that's why people were confused.pango - link?********
- http://www.qbn.com/t…pango
- thx Pango********
- nope, sorry. creativity comes only from drugs. i don't make the rules, i just follow 'em.capn_ron
- you overrate me
- eryx0
Going to change my fuel injection pump on my 92 jetta mk2. Big complex procedure that I have never done. Any advise?
- scarabin2
disappearing tattoo ink
http://www.geek.com/news/new-tat…
my million-dollar idea, response 10 here:
http://www.qbn.com/topics/679687…(how do i link individual posts?)
- http://www.qbn.com/r…
use the time stamp to link to individual postsimbecile - tanksscarabin
- testing the ink on pigs? seems a tad cruel.sarahfailin
- coolbklyndroobeki
- so does eating them, but what do i knowscarabin
- http://www.qbn.com/r…
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Where did "yasss" come from?
- Every answer is on the web:
http://knowyourmeme.…nb - HA ! GAAYYYutopian
- Every answer is on the web:
- moldero3
I just bought a skimboard for flat days, I'm gonna bust my crotch this weekend.
- sted1
My girlfriend is in China on a business trip for a month, visiting factories and stuff. After the first week I started smoking again, I went to a party and could not resist go grab a pack of dunhills on the road and smoked the whole package during the night. On the next day, I can't explain why, but I bought another. Since that I'm like a smokestack.
Today while we where speaking she mentioned how disgusting it is that almost every man whom she met in Shenzen somkes and smells like an ashtray, and how proud she is because I quit smoking normal cigarettes.
I could not tell her what was going on, instead I threw the box with the remaining cigarettes on top of the cabinet. And now I want to smoke so badly, but I feel my self like a teen who tries to hide its bad habits away from his parents. I'm a weak shit, and starting to feel guilt because I didn't told her the truth.
- Vape bro~~
actually just quit. you did it before. shouldn't be as hard right?pango - I don't know cuz i Ain't a QUITTER!pango
- jk :Ppango
- 1 cigarette will get me smoking again. i've relapsed twice, and took me many 3 years before i was able to quit for good. i've not smoked in 4 years now.********
- yeah but my guilt won't go away because of that :F also i pretty much enjoy smoking quality tobacco so vaping isn't my thing :)sted
- can't disagree with that...
work has been ridiculous stressful. i've become a weekday smoker again...pango - so tell her. clearly u valued the smokes more than what she thought. dont be in a irrational limbo.********
- especially since u through the box on the cabinet and not in the trash. https://www.youtube.…********
- get a vape, like pango saidmonospaced
- deathboy yeah cool bro but that's not the best idea, her mother just passed away because of lung cancer she is a little bit sensitive on the subject...sted
- The beginning of the end.canoe
- <Yep. So you fell off the wagon, big deal. We all do once in a while. Now make a choice. You know what's at stake.sea_sea
- This should be a scene in a movie.Maaku
- Ya better come clean. Otherwise she's gonna suspect you're cheating.pango
- you know what you should do, post about it on a public forum full of trolling fucktards with nothing better to that mess with people..autoflavour
- hahh, 4chan isn't the best place for this right now :) I told her, now we have two weeks to get over this :)sted
- Good for you sted. Says lots about you. Also, this is qbn, not everyone is trolling.sea_sea
- Vape bro~~