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- stoplying1
This is my last night in the Bahamas with my wife, kids and her family. We've been chillin on one of the top ten beaches in the world. Pink sand. Aqua blue crystal clear water, driving golf carts around. Very chill.
This island is about half a mile wide, and 3 miles long. A world in and of itself.That being said...I miss the modern world.
- cool********
- I like Nassau (even though i got robbed there 15 years ago) place is dopemoldero
- i want to go to there. can't wait till i flee to mexico!sarahfailin
- cool
- maquito30
Upvote if you'd like qbn better off without fucking politic related threads.
- things were good before political related subject spills out of the political thread.pango
- Drake's head will explode without Hillary and or Obama memes splattered across every thread.utopian
- yeah its shitsureshot
- Where's Yurimon?Ianbolton
- +1 maquitoContinuity
- yes. maquito for presidentsofakingback
- it's political season in the US********
- that seems to be the situation.sureshot
- lolmaquito
- maybe its not the threads that needs to bend but you who needs to bend...yurimon
- you guys are ruthlessmaquito
- Why not have a function similar to NSFW that allows us to flag posts as Political. It would – at least – keep it off the front page.nb
- notice this topic comes up after trump wins the primary.yurimon
- i don't understand, why hasn't this been fixed? where are the mods?inteliboy
- We need a more powerfull webmastersureshot
- I can not believe you actually think this has ANYTHING to do with Trump... Yuri, IDGAF about ANY politician; even less about US presidential candidates.maquito
- You know I live in Uruguay, don't you?maquito
- i know. a refugee?yurimon
- Yuri stop insulting people and go back to your slum, the flood is coming.sted
- Or, just start flagging political posts as NSFW?nb
- Or, just get your hearts of your dainty lil sleeves and move on to the next thread?
<3PonyBoy - QBN is better off without people deciding without what QBN would be better offdrgs
- ^********
- dont try to home-sted me broh. wheres that humor plugin?yurimon
- < Mary Whitehouse.Morning_star
- sted has become the new angermonger at QBN********
- Alexander just go back to your cars and being a lazy webmaster and leave QBN.sted
- The vote has spoken!!pango
- maquito3
I'm done with this whole shit... FB, Twitter, Instagram, even Snapchat. Get yourselves a fucking blog to change the world and vomit all that shit out of QBN.
- I don't get it. Talking shit about other people's point of views about economics, state, or any other shit is really a turn-on or wtf? It's so absurd!maquito
- A false sense of superiority amongst strangers is what's required for some people in this day and age to feel like they matter.mg33
- It's an unfortunate byproduct of the social media / always connected age we live in now.mg33
- Bullies and soapboxes have always existed, it's just that now people are empowered to go crazy with them because it's so easy.mg33
- I really love the image of lonely, disgruntled randomoids pumping their fist and grinning at nobody because of what they said on the web.mg33
- Of course I'm talking about anyone who fits that bill, and nobody in particular.mg33
- "A false sense of superiority amongst strangers is what's required for"...
should be stapled on the wall. sometimes i'm really surprised how wise you are :)sted - more of flight or flight when a world view is challenged. same reactions like a trapped animal.yurimon
- You are missing the point Yuri, and you are very aware of it.maquito
- i'm adding to the point. an political argument is prob the most threatening ive noticed out of all arguments for whatever reason.yurimon
- Yurimon - you're totally missing the point. This is about people who get off on constantly issuing challenges.mg33
- It's more than obvious when that's all they're into it for.mg33
- Yurimon your opinion doesn't contribute to the quality of this conversationsted
- funny yuri, you act like the most ignorant person here... yet claim otherwiseinteliboy
- you are just a one trick pony. i havent seen much enlightenment from you.yurimon
- bezoar0
Hopefully just finished the last bit of diarrhea after spending two weeks in Oaxaca and Mexico City.
- TMIFpango
- Lolbezoar
- sounds like my first 6 months heremoldero
- I can drink any mother fuckin thing nowmoldero
- Ha! I bought a water filter bottle and i thought I'd be ok. Apparently not.bezoar
- Ha! I bought a water filter bottle and i thought I'd be ok. Apparently not. Moldero, What city you in?bezoar
- Culiacan for 5 years, mazatlan now for 4moldero
- no matter how hard you try, you can't avoid the water, all veggies are washed with tap water where ever you gomoldero
- it didn't dawn on me until after about the 3rd god damn month of shitting water every god damn 20 minutesmoldero
- so you're immune now, moldero?Gnash
- yup, I could probably drink diarrhea now and not get diarrhea :Dmoldero
- lol, mGnash
- I wasn't sure how that worked. I guess one builds up the appropriate gut bacteria to manage it.Gnash
- imbecile1
tequila shots with some neighbors
vodka by myself playing with the dogs
invited neighbors over for a round of dabs & tacos
everyone is gone
the dishes are dirty
i might be drunk
i haven't see the cat
i should paint another birdmay the fifth be with me...
#brutus
- ********0
oh man I live in the shittiest deadesty rural suburb. I don't even feel like partying with these people.
- ********0
it's really strange when straight dudes stare at me at the bar incessantly. Like, dude, what are you doing? Why do you want to get my attention?
I think they want to fight. Why do they want to fight?
I should buy a gun.
- ********0
I don't get why stupid asses want to fight. I've had 5 concussions, been to jail, been through hell. Leave me the fuck alone, losers. I'm all peace and love.
- no more fights for me.********
- "this place is dead anyway" https://www.youtube.…bezoar
- haha. good link********
- no more fights for me.
- pango1
was hitting on a chick and her husband was sitting quietly near by...
facepalm... did not see the ring....- https://www.youtube.…********
- heheh, omg********
- worst thing about orgy is penis bump...pango
- https://www.youtube.…
- ********0
after the purple clan cyborgs blew up 4 bank skyscrapers during the night, there was a computer hack cockblocking the entire credit system.
that's when the alternate law kicked in creating the "utopian society"
- ********0
Jon didn't want any part of the shit.
He wanted to get out of the city permanently. He saved up a few G's.
- GeorgesII-4
why is it so hard for some to make their own threads and ignore others,
did you see me post in Rip prince thread? nope, because no matter how much I love prince, I think online obituaries are retarded,
these goes for many threads I care nothing about,
what I have a problem with is crybullies that come into any thread they disagree with to shit on the posters, then complain that this website goes to shit,
you know who you are, no matter the subject, the same user will attack each others on the most retarded fashion:
A: I like ice cream
B: fuck you ***rinal you like piss ice cream, lol, drumpft
C: another stupid comments yurpes, go back to ur mom's basgina!
A: I do think Ice cream are superior to sorbet,
B: how about you go fuck yourself with an ice cream cone
D: hey guys I do like Ice cream too
A: fuck you B, ice cream melt at lower temps,
C: Drumpft, racist,you get my point, stop playing the victims, it's tiring
you really believe someone wrote this 11 years ago, because QBnT was the bastion of design.. ??- you used to be pretty bad for all of that to be fair - you have matured with age (although still have multiple usernames)fadein11
- wait until you get stalk by users here, you don't know how some of you creep me out, so much pettinessGeorgesII
- For the record, my shit absolutely reeks.********
- did it ever occur to you that those are only in response to drake-von-yuri and co. coming into the threads, shitting all over them first?monospaced
- Milk and meat will do that to you, set. Some raw veg will sort your over-reeky shit.Continuity
- Haha. Actually i don't drink cow juice and eat meat only rarely these days.********
- But no matter how vegan and wanky your diet is. Shit stinks, yo.********
- I'm just judging on the results of my own fat and animal protein diet. :DContinuity
- Continuity0
I can really hear the fan cranking at full whack on my MBP whenever I watch videos on YouTube ... and the stupid is just a couple of months out of the warranty period.
Fuck. Just what I needed ... to shell out a heap of cash for my stupid laptop.
</1stwrldprblms>
- *the stupid thingContinuity
- clean the fans and apply new thermal pastehttps://www.you...mekk
- https://www.youtube.…mekk
- not likely your MBP - same was happening to me. are you using safari? try 'resetting' it. worked for me.Gnash
- Nah, I mostly use FF. Another weird thing is that when I did launch Safari this morning, it was making the music I was streaming over Bluetooth to my speakersContinuity
- ... on iTunes REALLY stutter constantly. It stopped stuttering the moment I shut Safari down.Continuity
- same thing happens on my sony laptop - certain videos / apps. Think it's soft rather than hardware.Fax_Benson
- Google Hangout = fan at 100%, guaranteedmonospaced
- ^ never for me.fadein11
- Hangouts is a chat ffs - video cranks up the fans not chat.fadein11
- Google Hangouts are video too. Should have specified.monospaced
- OBBTKN0
5 years a go the doctors recognised they treated negligently my daugther, and therefore she needed 2 operations for treat her appendicitis, said sorry for putting her life at risk...
We just wanted to forget it.
Now she've got a broken muscle, due to the past operations, and need to pass under the knife again.
We have explained the case to the new surgeon team... and those bastards are saying that we are lying and the operations papers and the case files are lost o.O
I do not want to go jail... but the next time, i don't know if i will act like a civilised person with them.
I'm tired, sad and really angry
- shit, felix :( I'm so damned sorry you're battling such BULLSHIT. Are you able to find someone who can advocate for you that knows how to deal with...PonyBoy
- Why on earth would they say you're lying? That's bizarre. Sorry to hear...********
- ...the folks who 'lost' the case / op files? A good lawyer of sorts? Fuck. :( I hope your daughter feels better, friend—hang in there, be chill if u can. <3PonyBoy
- Thanks... yes, i've got doctor friends and surelly they will recommend the best docs for to follow the caseOBBTKN
- set... when I was a kid I fractured 6 vertebrae... in xfer to a new hospital (my case cldn't be handled in our town) my docs lost my orig. xrays and all notesPonyBoy
- never seen my father so angry in all my life... I can only imagine how you must be tripping OBBTKNPonyBoy
- She is good, only a bit of pain when she does stretchings, and no, i will not follow the legal route... only hope they do their work right this time, and forgetOBBTKN
- I understand how documents and xrays can be lost. I can't understand how any professionals would accuse a parent with a sick child of lying about case history.********
- Superfluous 'any' in there.********
- They're trying to save their colleague's ass, obviously... Their faces when they're saying "you're lying" to my wife... unpayableOBBTKN
- ^ I agree, but when that level of negligence happens the first time was when they have to pay and it would have created a record from any malpractice settlementyurimon
- as time passes these things get legally clouded and more complicated.yurimon
- imbecile0
that moment when you realize you accidentally sent Team Snapchat a sexually suggestive message... o_O
- don't worry... it eventually becomes vapor cuz it's snapchat... //right?PonyBoy
- Adults use snapchat?********
- Not being a cunt, I genuinely didn't know anyone used it other than 16 year olds sending pictures of their overly sensitive gentials********
- maybe imbecile is only 16?PonyBoy
- snapchat is disposable instagram. shit to show your friends that doesn't matter.
said image...
http://www.qbn.com/r…
captioned: This weekend?imbecile - did they write you back with a flirt?********
- unread, now i just feel dejected
◕╭╮◕imbecile
- imbecile0
So... what is / how is Facebook doing this?
I meet someone, we trade numbers, the day after a call or a text exchange, that person is the first person on the "Add friends" suggestion list.
My phone number isn't connected to Facebook.
My theory so far is that it requires that both parties have installed WhatsApp (which does use my current phone number), another Facebook property, which allows Facebook to see the "Contacts" matching in each party's phone, therefore initiating the connection.
It's kind of invasive, totally creepy, and very well executed.
Facebook's algorithm is all like "Hey, we know you know each other, be Facebook friends!"
- the other person looked you up.********
- yeah.. not too hard to find people if you know their last name and cityPonyBoy
- i used to believe that until one week a friend and i were discussing this and we had both noticed a recent influx of ex-gf suggestions.imbecile
- i presume it to be a variation or a separate algorithm that looked at past credit receipt history and drew assumptionsimbecile
- ex... hmm... perhaps based on mutual friends then?PonyBoy
- i remember hearing / reading about a predictive algorithm used by credit card companies that can predict divorce 2 years out with 90%+ accuracyimbecile
- besides, it's Facebook, they're always up to somethingimbecile
- If you have FB on your phone, they have your number/location/cont... usage...Al_dizzle
- I do not Al_dizzle, desktop only. Just WhatsApp on my phone, which I am presuming is the same thing as far as their tracking is concerned.imbecile
- I have noticed recently ads appearing on fbook after chatting (vocal chatting) about something vaguely related - happened twice, 1st time I thought afadein11
- coincidence and perhaps was twice.fadein11
- they are using "Big Data" or cross-referencing your known credentials against databases that DO have your phone number, but that is illegal.********
- this is done CONSTANTLY out there, in the data mining world. if you only knew. This happens constantly in the automotive retail world********
- additionally, just because it's illegal, doesn't mean groups stop doing it. I wouldn't think FB takes this chance, but you have no idea how your current data is********
- being exported and cross-referenced. That's my assessment.********
- oh my god. cardealer has spoken.
nothing like that. you or your friend searched for the other one, and checked his wall. it's called expected connection.sted - fade, not the first I've heard of that either.
https://www.google.c…imbecile - cool, conspiracy of the day. but it's not like that.
1st:
https://en.wikipedia…sted - 2nd search for a friend who works at fbook and ask him/her about this maybe this way you paranoia goes away.sted
- fade that's a very scary feature Samsung got caught using this tech on smarttvssted
- it's not paranoia. it's fascination. these algorithms are very real.imbecile
- Wow look at sted using big words. fucking lmao with content discovery platform link. how about posting an actual platform FFS!********
- you're also out of your mind if you think platforms don't provide credentials on users based upon subscription level, etc. maybe not in this case, but it********
- absolutely happens, just look at LinkedIn, that's part of their fucking model, genius.********
- "Facebook's ad-based business model works best when you're interacting with as many people as possible, the algorithm behind the scenes works to push this."imbecile
- yes they are, but just think for a moment:
you never had contact with that person. so there is no reference in any of the dbs :)sted - and just do one thing to test this out: turn off the searchable profile feature on facebook and u will see what happens next time :)sted
- and yes linkedin works like that. and that's linkedin.
drake-von-drake, stfu and go back to politics and cars.sted - sted is the ultimate assumption muppet. I don't think you live anywhere near Hungary assface********
- "Facebook's ad-based business model works best when you're interacting with as many people as possible, the algorithm behind the scenes works to push this."********
- ^ precisely imbecile and where do you think they get that data? from 3rd party systems just as much as their own.********
- and just to make sted look like a clown, I previously worked as a contractor for a passive analytics company that doesn't use tags but server logs, far stronger********
- Alexander
I work for Gravityreco from time to time.designed 3 apps in the last year based on CR platforms Look up who they are before you shake your tiny worm.sted - David
I could give a fuck who you worked for, FB and the like utilize 3rd party data for matching purposes, that's a fact.******** - their entire Power Editor tool is based upon this technique. the dummies that have given FB their information are now being preyed upon.********
- Where did I mentioned that fb is not using third-party data? Nowhere.
What did I explained in my prev posts?
How this works in this case imbecile described.sted - Satellite imagery showed Zukerbergh the meeting of you two. He zoomed in on his VR headset and used face recognition to ID you 2 and then connected you on FB.Krassy
- ...you know, just playing God, that's all.
The future is now.Krassy - Krassy with the answers, finally!imbecile
- i'm changing my theory to include any Facebook property installed on this phone. insta, whats, face, etc. it is a matched contact connection being introduced.imbecile
- scrolling through my "you may know", i can find other evidence of this as well. I did not look them up, i do not believe they all looked me up, it's more.imbecile
- at this point, i'm sure Facebook has shown me several people i didn't realize I knew.imbecile
- I've seen evidence of them plucking data from an ancient @hotmail.com account attempting to match up my pseudonym with former e-mail account contacts********
- straight fucking dodgy and there's no way those contacts would be sitting as "people you might know" without access to that data.********
- it's just too case specific and I am happy that I never used my real name and current E-mail at that shit site. fuck zuckerterd, the platform sucks********
- the other person looked you up.
- pinkfloyd1
If you saw a roach crawling on the floor of a place you ordered a smoothie, would you drink it?
- there could be roach eggs in your ground up drink bro********
- there would be nowhere to eat or drink if this was the criteria.Gnash
- i would drink it for free.imbecile
- I'm not sure I'd ever drink a cockroach, regardless of the circumstance.detritus
- I took a few sips, but backed outpinkfloyd
- +1 for myselfpinkfloyd
- https://www.youtube.…********
- What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....or throw up.Maaku
- ^^hahapinkfloyd
- I had a cockroach friend once. He used to come and sit next to my monitor every evening, and just watch me... and I'd watch him back.********
- He did this every evening for about two weeks. In the same spot. Watching. I thought we were really bonding and then one day he got a bit too close...********
- ..and I freaked out and ran away. He never came back after that. I think I offended him.********
- Lolpinkfloyd
- Crawling or not, I ain't drinking a cockroach.Krassy
- ^thank you krassy. now i don't have to say it.sarahfailin
- Krassy drinks the cockroach=> china hits us with nuke=>Krassy and cockroaches are the only survivors=> cockroaches unite and king orders the army to kill Krassysted
- @sted LOL! ...but you forgot Keith Richards will be on my side as well!Krassy
- @sarahfailin just noticed that detritus said it first, actually ;-)Krassy
- It is what you can't see, that will kill you.utopian
- https://www.youtube.…********
- if roach came out of a hot girls ear while she was sleeping wood you?yurimon
- Protein Boostdbloc
- Cockroach = insect
Roach = end of a joint******** - yes, but would never go backIRNlun6
- the roach wasn't in the drink.... that i knew ofpinkfloyd
- pinkfloyd I wouldn't eat or drink anything at that place. but that's just me.sted
- yeah, i tossed it and will never go back. i did take a few sips initially.pinkfloyd
- can't tell if blueberry or anthrax roachpinkfloyd
- just don't ask for the protein boostscarabin
- Lol anthrax roach shake********
- aren't you in NYC? there's roaches everywhere.Al_dizzle
- http://www.cbsnews.c…imbecile
- there could be roach eggs in your ground up drink bro
- ********2
i wanna hit on my new coworker before i leave... she's actually from sb just like myself, went to the same schools, know some of the same people...
... but i'm kind of a pussy.
so since my desk faces her right side ima just stare at her eyes, eyebrows, lips and face like a complete creeper...she thinks im looking at my monitor...
i got 13 days left to hit on this woman
help me qbn
- do it, don't think about it just do it.
or hate yourself for ever._niko - This place really is 4chan.i_monk
- grow some ballzpinkfloyd
- ahaha monk :D pockets pull your self together and ask her out for a coffee or something. keep it simple and nice.sted
- did you go to SBHS?monospaced
- If you want the last 12 days to be awkward, then go for it today.Maaku
- I've hit on married woman. Single coworker shouldn't be that hard. (*i didn't see her ring)pango
- @pockets you've come to the right place for sound advice! LOLchukkaphob
- help me o'b'qbn, you're my only hopedetritus
- But yeah, my advice would be to just ask her out (something I most {QBN} men won't have the balls to do if they were you) LOLchukkaphob
- Write your love note on a sheet of paper, fold it into a paper plane, toss it at her (try not to poke her eye out). U'll get laid in no time. Guaranteed. hahachukkaphob
- https://s-media-cach…
tomorrow morning do this with her desk. love forever. Guaranteed.sted - wheres she from or who you know seems irrelevant to the question. only thing relevant is why are u being a pussy.********
- just asks her for a damn drink already. quit being a dummy. Say, "hey, wanna grab a drink Thursday since you're leaving"?capn_ron
- then throw the old pockets charm on her and make sweet sweet music with her. :)capn_ron
- She's probably thinking the same thing. Do it. If she's says no just say you only meant as friends, no pressure...********
- rabbit?bklyndroobeki
- do it. or keep fapping to the fantasy.bezoar
- "can i ask a womans opinion? on a scale from 1 to 10, how creepy am i"
great openerdrgs - I've always hated female "co-workers." Equal pay for equal pay, my ass. They tend to drag and cause problems and think they're deserving of more. No.********
- starting with a question what diverts her toughs about you in to that direction and proves your self-ignorance and insecurity is how true pros conquer.sted
- You have zero chance unless you are consistently around her enough to care before you leave********
- *for her to care.********
- So try to be around her without hitting on her so she can get a feel for you. I think a desperate hit will be easily denied********
- do it, don't think about it just do it.
- Maaku1
It's Friday, the end of the week, you're supposed to be happy because you know for sure there's less work to do and nearly everyone is just thinking about leaving early to life, right?
BUT NOOOO....motherfucker just dropped 4 projects for next week, 2 due on Monday.Cherry on top: "I apologize for the short notice, I know it's my fault for not briefing you guys on this earlier but the client has been breathing down my neck since last week" (WTF?!!?)
- that's some bullshitmonospaced
- to enjoy life*Maaku
- not cool********
- Lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.********
- fuck that. Get the out there man. Run.Al_dizzle
- Thanks, </rant>.Maaku
- Unacceptable in my world. Sometimes I'm too proud for my own good but i think in this case telling them in not so many words to go fuck themselves would be the********
- ... Right thing to do********
- And it's a pro-bono, which shouldn't bother me because I'm still getting paid.
But, man...Maaku - https://s-media-cach…Krassy
- don't you have that family party this weekend that means you can't do any work? •wink •winkcapn_ron
- Tell m to go suck tour pee peesureshot
- yoursureshot
- bklyndroobeki0
Said "No" for the first time this week.
First, I felt bad, then had an adrenaline rush.Will try more for 30 days.