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- yurimon-4
midnight buddies. burning the midnight oil.
- whos up?yurimon
- wait, you have a job?inteliboy
- it's 4am, I been working since 11am yesterdayutopian
- https://unitedweblog…sted
- utopian that's not so bad but I'm with you bro :)sted
- O_O he has a job!!pango
- Definitely not a copywriter********
- Whilst listening to Midnight Oil?stoplying
- how long do you think you can burn the oil at night?yurimon
- midnight oil sounds like when you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee.sted
- GeorgesII2
FFS ARRIVE ALREADY!!!
- stoplying1
My wife is dealing with a shingles outbreak. It sucks to watch her go through this, and the virus itself is crazy how it spreads under her skin. Hoping her medicine will kick in to high gear sooner than later.
- Those fucking suck! There is a Vaccine now thougheryx
- Had to google that, Herpes zoster.Maaku
- everyone has it i heard. heard its dormant until the immune system is compromised.yurimon
- isn't it a variation on chicken pox?monospaced
- If you had chicken pox, you're susceptible. But heavy stress can trigger it. Her Mom has been staying with us for two weeks, so...THANKS MOM!stoplying
- to sum up, your wife has herpes and your mother in law is reading QBNdrgs
- ********1
My memory is atrocious. Twice now in the past week I've excitedly sat down to watch the first episode of the new season of a show (GoT and peaky blinders) only to realise after a few minutes that I've already watched it. How terribly dissapointing.
- Sounds like you're using a service that doesn't indicate how much of an episode you've watched. Netflix and HBO Go do that. What are you using?mg33
- Streaming online. Netflix has neither of these.********
- torrntz? :)sted
- Sounds more like he's been smoking a load of weed recently.. :)detritus
- ^ Ha @ detritus.mg33
- Very possible. Can't remember.********
- Good weed plus a mental distraction results in almost nothing getting imprinted. Been there.monospaced
- you sound like my wifecruddlebub
- i've found the great thing about watching stuff stoned is i can watch it for the first time again later :)scarabin
- stoplying1
Pet Sounds is 50. To commemorate, listen to this.
- imbecile4
I just finished installing roughly 20 feet worth of hanging closet space in the basement, essentially turning a one quarter of the basement wall into the girlfriend's closet.
Upon her seeing it, she replied OMG! Love!
My work here is done.
- scarabin3
reddit's r/stickers is doing a sticker exchange if you're into that sort of thing.
i am!
- sureshot6
I thought I would be more mature when I would hit 40. But I am just tired all the time.
- ********0
Rap songs are dumb.
- people with 2 phones: dealers, pimps, whores, politicians, account managers.
keep it real, and don't buy that second phone.sted - no shit!!GeorgesII
- http://i.dailymail.c…PonyBoy
- people with 2 phones: dealers, pimps, whores, politicians, account managers.
- hotroddy-4
I AM HEATED RIGHT NOW!!
I NEED TO VENT!!!!!
- hotroddy-5
So I went to Walmart to get some stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm like, "What the fuck is her problem?!" I finish up my shopping and head to the cashier. Guess who is there ahead of me? Right. The staring lady! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it's getting weird. Super uncomfortable!Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who passed away." I thought to myself, "It makes sense now." I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mama"? Inside I was like HECK NO crazy lady, but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87 and I'm like, Hold up. I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like $20. The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "WTH?!" She said, "Your mom said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mom. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama." I'm like WTF!!? Nooooooo!!
- hotroddy8
I AM HEATED RIGHT NOW!!
I NEED TO VENT!!!!!
So I went to Walmart to get some stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm like, "What the fuck is her problem?!" I finish up my shopping and head to the cashier. Guess who is there ahead of me? Right. The staring lady! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it's getting weird. Super uncomfortable!Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who passed away." I thought to myself, "It makes sense now." I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mama"? Inside I was like HECK NO crazy lady, but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87 and I'm like, Hold up. I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like $20. The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "WTH?!" She said, "Your mom said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mom. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama." I'm like WTF!!? Nooooooo!! I can't believe this! I flew out of the store looking for this bitch, ready to drag her back in the store by her hair!!! I see her loading up her car and I started running towards her. She saw me and jumped in her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling until her wooden leg popped off right in my hands!! Im thinking, OMFG! Is this really happening right now?!
So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling...
Just like I'm pulling yours right now! If I got you good, feel free to upvote.- FIRST MISTAKE:
I WENT TO WALMART!GeorgesII - ^ ahahahahahahahasureshot
- hate it when that happensFax_Benson
- When did you get to Bel Air?face_melter
- nice anecdote for BBQs and cocktail parties.sureshot
- I didnt believe you because 1) you are in LA, 2) its too far to drive from the hipster areas or walmart closed down their la stores from news i remember.yurimon
- Brilliantcruddlebub
- I hope you kept the leg as recompenseFax_Benson
- Did you pay for the shopping? Because it's a pretty shit thing to do to your mum if you didn't.face_melter
- yuri, proving it's not truemonospaced
- yuri, the blind naysayer, again has no idea what he's talking about. #gofigureimbecile
- facepalm @ yurid_gitale
- as told by Tom Waits ;) https://www.youtube.…oilpan
- Ok and the end is ? and fuck off with this "upvote me" thing, are you some kind of fucking ho ?********
- hahahahaha! good one, good one!sofakingback
- oilpan, out of nowhere with the source!monospaced
- hehe, noice!********
- haha.fadein11
- i get it just busting your chops. but for what its worth 99 % of qbn wood.yurimon
- There's one walmart in la and its in deep hood inglewood. True story.shellie
- http://www.qbn.com/r…prophetone
- TLDRKrassy
- Note to self....stay away from Walmartutopian
- I was with you until the cashier said you were to pay. It-, and they, don't work like that.Peter
- good one!a_aachen
- oilpan out of nowhere with the saucehotroddy
- better when tom waits told itjohnny_wobble
- it's been updated for the kidshotroddy
- You mean bastard. her son died and all you care about is the $80 mistake. Heartless.canuck
- FIRST MISTAKE:
- yurimon1
if someone on the street yelled out your user name would you turn around like its your name?
- Given my name's Rumpelstiltskin, probably.detritus
- i'm wondering because for those consistently on and responding to the name how much part of your identity is it and if you would respond in analogue existence.yurimon
- i usually say no thanksdrgs
- me tooFax_Benson
- I get my hopes up every time I watch athletics. Then they shout 'GO!' and I drop my head in lonely shame.********
- it's my name, so it happens all the timeGeorgesII
- nup. never think about this dumb name outside of being on this website.inteliboy
- fuck yeskingsteven
- how can someone downvote a legitimate question like this? is it a bad question? is it not a valid question?********
- or is it "yurimon = downvote"
fucking pathetic the state of QBN.******** - Yes, you are free to downvote. Whatever...children... playground to the left.********
- I wouldn't turn around because it's my username but I would cause it sounds like "oi!?" you know...oi!********
- well, in my head. some people call me ohey.
but because they don't know my real name.******** - I would but it is also my name. But I'm communistspy everywhere else and have been since age 12 so I'd respond to that too.shellie
- OH, fuck - I missed 'username' d'oh. I get weirded out when I read 'detritus' in print as a part of me's taken ownership of it.detritus
- Fuck, if you take this place that seriously, consult psychiatric help.********
- It happened other day. i reacted and felt like i spent to much time online. almost like a nickname of sortsyurimon
- i think oey is the best one to be heard if you were in a place where its commonly said. oy mate.yurimon
- i'm in vancouver so i pray for the day i can yell out "PANNNNGOOO!!!!!"prophetone
- LOL
my laptop has Qbn stickers on it. See if you can find me at coffee shops. I'll buy you a coffee as a prize.pango - If I hear it, yeah sure.********
- yesscarabin
- mekk-11
I fucking hate Reggae music. Stupid homophobic stuff for teenage stoners. Fuck all this. Superficial spirituality. Meh. Thanks.
- and the generalisation of the day award goes to...fadein11
- Example? Some Reggae's fucking awful (imo) but there's a lot of good shit out there - 'specially the older stuff.detritus
- And I know it's a trite white thing to say, but Bob Marley's music is still amazing, even if it's not on my daily spin cycle. Can't fault his shit at all.detritus
- Ha********
- What?HAYZ1LLLA
- exhibit A: https://www.youtube.…yurimon
- Try listening to anything involving Lee Scratch Perry and you may change your mind. Like any genre there is always shit.fadein11
- WTF is that yuri?MrT
- https://www.youtube.…MrT
- https://www.youtube.…yurimon
- so not into daggarin?bklyndroobeki
- That's odd, because I hear Reggae music speaks very highly of you.face_melter
- Also, King Tubby fucking rules over everything.face_melter
- ^bklyndroobeki
- ********-3
Ran into Mark Warhola, nephew of Andy Warhol(a) and son recently. Nice enough to stop for a shot.
Cool guy, I has to ask him about Andy, he said "interesting, talented and strange." Said he had plenty of pieces that he sells "when appropriate." Andy's will and testament took care of the entire family.
You can see that Slavic look and resemblance to Andy.
- and he's working as an NRA certified firearms instructormonospaced
- Probably does what he likes to do. He has to do something dude. Seems like a hobby job. Their family owns a scrap business as well.********
- did he know you were drake-von-drake?cbass99
- Which one are you?nb
- utopian fact check pleasemoldero
- How would he feel about you posting his photo?********
- He's Banksy.********
- Tell the internet about rich people?********
- Dudes, Drake is a notorious liar. He didn't take this photo, and these people have nothing to do with Andy Warhol. They're obviously just some randos.nb
- You're a fucking idiot cunt, and your comment(s) prove it.********
- imbecile4
Him: Hello, is this imbecile?
Me: Yes, is this Xxx? Great, I've been expecting your call.
H: So you know why I'm calling?
M: I only know that you have some custom 2D CAD software that you need someone to help you use for monument design, is that right?
H: Yes.
M: That sounds interesting, I am skilled in 3D modeling, I am sure I could help you with my own software if you were looking to create something new.
H: Let me explain. We work with a funeral home, the monuments we need you to design are headstones for the deceased. The software is used to program the etching and carving of the stone.
M: ...
H: Would you be interested in coming in and seeing the equipment?
M: Can I be there tomorrow morning at 9?
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Holy wow, what a unique gig. From imaginary 3D files to headstones... so permanent.
- I'd be surprised if you couldn't export from your own preferred software and then convert to G-Code at their end. You going to go full Russian Mafia?detritus
- holy wow...
https://www.google.c…imbecile - wut..?
https://www.google.c…imbecile - ^died in car crash maybe? crushed by rock?sarahfailin
- ********1
First world issues...
Chrome has a bug on my smartphone where the screen will suddenly give me an "aw,snap page not found error" while scrolling down while reading an article.This little bug is enough for me to go to another browser. Maybe one of these new adblock browsers...
- never experienced this. try uninstalling and reinstalling?fadein11
- You cant uninstall chrome haha. Google lockdown.********
- try force stop in manage apps. or uninstall updates. weird bug I have never seen.fadein11
- Thanks for your efforts********
- It's a fucking memory issue********
- I use RSBrowser - a fork of Chrome with built-in adblocking. Works really well.
https://play.google.…face_melter - that sounds great********
- ********1
If and when women take over the world in a brutal bloodbath will there ever be masculanists?
Or is a masculanist just so common that it is deemed status quo?
- *masculinists********
- Alpha Males unit! Ohhh wait...********
- Unite. DaMN phone********
- *masculinists
- ********3
new job rocks the socks, gave me 3 weeks to make a 4 page wordpress site, finished it in 2... no dev in sight at this place..
these idiot graphic designers make sites in psd format, dont slice them, and flatten the psds before they send them?
noobs, noobs everywhere
- http://vignette2.wik…********
- LOL wow re: the designers.
do you have to ask them for everything then? or you just figure it out.
Congrats btw!bklyndroobeki - Sounds like a shitty, underwhelming job.studderine
- psds are fine... but flattening them then giving to dev? that's noob central.. ughPonyBoy
- PSDs are finefadein11
- Get Over Yourselfrobthelad
- are you working now with scarabin?sted
- http://vignette2.wik…