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drgs1:
The girl I have been seeing has plucked out all my eyebrows and now I'm trying to come up with an explanation for colleagues at work
Gnash:
cancer
I spat on my monitor with the sudden laugh! Fuck!
- shellie0
I have to move out in a rush ugh what a bother. My roommate lost her damn mind and accidentally let it slip on Friday that she's 2 months late on her portion of the rent. I live in a pretty expensive place, so I'm guessing she'll be about 7gs behind in a few days. I don't feel comfortable rocking with her on that at all.
I'm not waiting around for this hammer to drop. For sure we're going to get evicted but she's not being straight with me about anything. I've never seen anything like this before in my life. Luckily my sublease is with her not the home owner, I'm month to month now and it doesn't say anything at all about having to give notice because she wrote the shitty contract up herself. So as long as I'm out by the 15th which is next Tuesday, I'm free and clear. I found a better place in my old neighborhood, so bon voyage crazy bitch!
Right now she's casting spells downstairs. Yeah you read that right, SPELLS!
- Ha! Just a question...is this chic like a 10 and crazy or like a 4 and crazy?Hayoth
- She was maybe a 6 when she was 21, but she's 40 now. Her ex stopped paying the bills in April and thats when she got behind. Did i mention no job? smhshellie
- I've never actually met a real gold digger before but she's the real deal. They act like they have money but they dont really. It's all show to get more money.shellie
- "Wenticus Venticus Pay My Renticus!!!"nb
- Bitch is cray!pango
- wut Pango sedmoldero
- Did the Qbn thing happen tho?pango
- That was supposed to be this sun but now I'm moving. Ill post tomorrow maybe someone else has a place. Ill def go.shellie
- spells? crickey.********
- Good god STOP BURNING SAGE. ENOUGH!shellie
- lolpango
- gotta smoke out the bad juju! that's what's preventing her from paying rent!!pango
- Any squatter's rights apply to you, then?jaylarson
- in my 20's I lived with a crazy roomate while in college for a while... it sucked.
I'm in my 40's now...no fucking way would I tolerate that shit...exador1 - smart move getting out of there Shellie...exador1
- I would be sad not to get to meet up with you guys! T.T what about just drinks somewhere downtown Sunday afternoon?sarahfailin
- BuddhaHat0
MS Word tries to autocorrect 'more subtle' to 'subtler'. Who the flying friggity frack uses 'subtler'?
- that is a bit weird. what version of english are you using?********
- a subtler versiondrgs
- lol @ drgs********
- AUS English... that's probably it doc :)BuddhaHat
- Engrishdee-dubs
- https://thestrine.fi…chukkaphob
- lol drgsmoldero
- that is a bit weird. what version of english are you using?
- OP315
My neighbor over the weekend just told me there is a Cold War fallout shelter buried somewhere in my backyard. I just bought the house back in January from an old woman who lived here for years. Yard is .3 acres but mostly overgrown and wooded. Going to investigate this, stay tuned.
- pics!drgs
- sweet!moldero
- turn it into a man caveyurimon
- House was built in 1959. After looking around the internet, read that most shelters during that time fit a family of 6.OP31
- It's most likely flooded, but you never know. I need to clear some of the overgrown parts For years owners just dumped grass clippings and leaves, it's a mess.OP31
- you can get a sonar or somekind of cheap sound radar to be accurate in finding ityurimon
- metal detector if the doors were metalyurimon
- you can rent ground penetrating radar for under $200imbecile
- lolOP31
- ORAZAL = aiapaec
tired schtickimbecile - fuck all this small time noise. rent a large backhoe and tear shit up.kona
- 0:30
https://www.youtube.…moldero - a fallout shelter that's water permeable? doesn't seem very quality.sarahfailin
- neighbor also said the old woman's son was always in and out of jail, maybe he's hiding something in there...OP31
- look for an air vent -- will be the closest thing to the surfaceGnash
- nicesureshot
- Find that shit - it might be Al Capone's real loot box.face_melter
- 1959, eh? Christ - that's practically Medieval! ;) I'd fucking love to find a bomb shelter in my back garden. Was always jealous of those, watching American TV!detritus
- there was no survey on file when i bought the house too, I had to have one made. Something is hiding back there.OP31
- WE WANT PICS OF WATHEVER YOU ARE DOING. QUICK. WE NEED TO BE ENTERTAINED. OUT JOBS ARE BORING.Bennn
- lol as soon as i start i will share. At work now trying to look busy, but really just looking up fallout shelter bs all day ha.OP31
- hope you find some buried treasure locked up in the shelter.yurimon
- @benn ahha
this reminds me of the movie Spun. just start digging :)sted - That's friken awesome. I hope you find it and there's no dead bodies in there.sea_sea
- Dreams do come trueMattjanz3n
- what if the neighbor is just fucking with you and he just wants to laugh while you're looking for an imaginary shelter?dorf
- haha @dorf. He was watching me just now as I was patrolling yard. "Find anything yet?" with a smile.OP31
- I need to speak to my other neighbor, he's a 92 year old WWII vet who's been here since our houses have been built.OP31
- lolmoldero
- lol, troll neighbour :)Gnash
- CALLES1
wagshaft flight experience
- our expectations, his reality...
https://i.ytimg.com/…yurimon
- our expectations, his reality...
- SimonFFM4
So I had a meeting with a model from the United States today. We met at a traditional café and the first thing I said was, let's leave this place, it's too hot outside today, I don't want a cream pie... (Damn, sometimes I drop a brick...).
- what did you mean to say?monospaced
- I don't want to order a cream pie at the café. I think it's even correct English but it sounded so odd...SimonFFM
- then you went to the spa next door to get a facial insteadsarahfailin
- sarah gets itimbecile
- lol @ sarah********
- She was anal retentive about details.********
- https://youtu.be/mDq…moldero
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How often do you go to the dentist?
- twice a year normally. last year four times for specific reasons.********
- once a weekutopian
- what?! are you dating the dentist?********
- havent been in 13 years, my job is giving me health insurance in 1 month..(includes dental)********
- every 6 monthsmonospaced
- 16 times every 8 years or sosarahfailin
- good 4 u pockets! do it asapbklyndroobeki
- used to be every 6 months - let it slip past few years - really need to go at some point. It's on my job list.fadein11
- twice a year normally. last year four times for specific reasons.
- sinjun2
Due to a new debit card my payment to creative cloud failed this month. Even though I’ve got the time and money to update it now, I can’t be fucked. I’ll run it until the reinstated trial runs out - no doubt in the midst of a balls against the wall deadline situation.
- bklyndroobeki5
that feeling you get when you walk into your hotel room and it's not shit *aaahhhhhh....
- http://assets.sbnati…bklyndroobeki
- https://media.giphy.…********
- AHHHH WHY ISNT MY HOTEL SHIT!!?? WHY!!!!????********
- @set. this hotel is just right for you.
http://www.kesselskr…pango - Living the dream********
- at first I thought you had an accident bk lolsea_sea
- BabySnakes2
I hate engine wire harness diagrams.
- shit cartography.. http://lwtracer.com/…********
- but really, how else are you going to lay it out?********
- would be nice if they broke them down by component. instead of everything on one page.BabySnakes
- idk the ones i am looking at just seem unhelpfulBabySnakes
- shit cartography.. http://lwtracer.com/…
- pango0
UGGGGGGGHHHHH The lighting guy doesn't know what kelvin is daylight....
- It's 54.
It's one of the few constants in the universe.******** - 55. same thing. but the lighting guy doesn't know.... and he set up the light directly from stage right... now only half of speaker's face is lit.... wth....pango
- down votes.... so that's where the line is.... and how yurimon felt everyday...pango
- downvotes for solidarity?monospaced
- 5500-6500K
personally, I prefer 6500imbecile - The three primary types of color temperature for light bulbs are: Soft White (2700K – 3000K), Bright White/Cool White (3500K – 4100K), and Daylight (5kK – 6.5kKsarahfailin
- Ya I know. But the lighting guy doesn't know... He's light was somewhere between 38, 45.pango
- It's 54.
- ********1
kinda wanna take the "Elon Musk Challenge"
"adjusted for inflation — $1 in 1988, when Musk was 17, is the equivalent $2 today — and set aside $62"
could you live off $62 for a month?
- live off or live without?
setting aside sounds like saving, not limitingimbecile - http://www.businessi…********
- thximbecile
- fuck off drake********
- pockets are you familiar with Dave Ramsey Baby Steps?HijoDMaite
- live off or live without?
- i_monk0
Replaced a dimmer switch last night because the old one sparked and smoked when I put the knob back on after painting. Took it out to find it had two wires. The replacement I bought had four. The diagrams for the box showed six wires. Fun!
- ********-3
If you put an aluminum can in the trash, does it end up in a landfill?
- ********-3
If you put trash in the recycle bin, does it get sorted out?
- yes, but check the rules in your area. if the bottle cap is still left on a bottle the entire bottle is trashed. so you really need to separate plastics & paperbliznutty
- not in Louisiana it doesn't.sarahfailin
- Yes.Hayoth
- ********-2
I found a new job I want to apply for, but it requires 4 references. Really?
- you're asking us?sarahfailin
- a bit much********
- i give 6 without having to be askedimbecile
- bliznutty0
the recycle truck hasn't been by in 3 weeks and the recycle bins are really filling up out back. as the trash guy came i mentioned it to him and he really didn't have an answer. instead he emptied the recycle bins in the garbage truck in order to help.. i was like wtf?! kinda defeats the point, eh?
- the apocalypse?********
- The guy can only load things into his truck. You need to let city know.pango
- Lol I like his style********
- haha, indeed. what did you think he was going to do? have it ride in the front with him?********
- the apocalypse?
- ********-3
Was this done [if done right] in Illustrator or all Photoshop?
Do you mask the woman or silhouette her in PS?
- i'm pretty sure that this was shittyshopped
but how is this related to the blog thread?sted - ^ not worth it's own post.********
- blog policesea_sea
- Who cares if it's in the blog ffs? haha
Answer: W/all the drop shadows / textures etc it's more-than-like shopped. Just vector mask the lady w/the big dots. :)PonyBoy - PS.Hayoth
- Thanks.********
- i'm pretty sure that this was shittyshopped
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Overheard this today:
"In the 80's they called it UNISEX, now they call it GENDER FLUID..."
- i_monk1
Updating my resume for the first time in 6 years because it's time to get out of here. I can't believe the tacky pseudo-infographic layouts that seem to be trendy in resume design. Do people really get hired with stuff like this?
- I never use twitter, but now feel I have to put it on my resume to appear "with it".i_monk
- then you better start using twitter! can't invite peeps over to an empty feedGnash
- Someone sent me their CV who used software icons instead of the names. I forwarded it to our HR folk - they didn't know what they were. They weren't hired.face_melter
- Like, they had the C4D, Ps, Illy icons there with no explanation of what they were. A 50yo woman who uses Office isn't going to know what they are.face_melter
- You'd be surprised what non-design people are impressed with.********
- only the 2nd one is printable,
it's something I guessGeorgesII - i_monk, for what it's worth, the overwhelming majority of the CVs I've screen at the agencies where I've worked were rather more conservatively designed.Continuity
- That said, I live in Germany, where people do really go for tacky, over-wrought CVs. YMMV.Continuity
- *don't really go forContinuity
- It highlights an applicant's inability to trust their own design decisions.robthelad
- These are pretty cool. I need to step my game up.********
- I like the bottom one - "get in touch" + icons + descriptor + the actual contacts. "Gee, perhaps just some of that is a tad redundant?"detritus
- ...and I'd ignore him for his garb alone.
Amusingly though, his "why should we work together?" points are pretty much exactly what I had on my first CV, hahadetritus - JOBEMPLOYERWHENDUTIE...detritus
- If you're looking to apply to BuzzFeed, these are on point.Maaku
- Before i saw the second and third name I was thinking "Errol Veloso? i_monk's name is Errol Veloso? Weird and cool" but then...********
- Why have those bar charts basically saying you SUCK at something? LOL. Come on.studderine
- SO MANY of these types of resumes have charts like that.i_monk
- The 2nd one looks like a menu for some kind of shitty food truck that sells 'ethnic' food from Azerbaijan or some such bobbins.face_melter