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- Maaku4
Sometimes I do these kind of "collages" to get out of the routine of doing production and retail work at the office, and for the fun of it.
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I've been selling some things on gumtree lately and often have mildly amusing conversations with potential buyers. Here's todays..
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everytime i open a file man... beyond annoying
- c'mon, really?monospaced
- how small is your screen?!?!?!pango
- AAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA :DDDD
pockets that's the funniest error window i've seen for years. latest update installed?sted - This is like a Cygnus post ;)monospaced
- lolmoldero
- "how small is your screen?!?!?!" LOL!********
- pango1
fuckidy fuck.
hate those 4 hour long meeting.
- sted1
I could not sleep because my girlfriend snores like a bear after we drank a bottle whiskey. and I got up at 4am because some bogan decided to drift in the street where we decided to rent a house. I started to check qbn and I fell sleep while reading the posts in the politics thread. and now when I got up the "pokemon go" topic was open. What happened?
- pango0
Just had a girl on the street asking me if I buy her fried chicken, she'd give me a really good blow job....
She did tress like a prostitute...- a blowjob after eating fried chicken?!********
- that's a good reason to stop hanging out at hastings and main.VectorMasked
- pollón fritoOBBTKN
- ^
LOL!******** - Lol it's hasting but not near that area.pango
- So you bought her fried chicken right?monospaced
- sounds like made up story.sureshot
- You should have said that you haven't washed for a few days and your cock prolly tastes like fried chicken anyway. Two birds, one stone, lady.********
- Pango making up stories...again. SMH.chukkaphob
- Lol not made up. I really burst out laughing when she said that.pango
- If it's made up, she would offer blow job and buy me fried chicken :)pango
- well, was it a good blowjob or not? did she eat the chicken first, or after?monospaced
- lol no. i'm not desperately in need of blow job and fried chicken.pango
- So, did you buy the chicky or noternexbcn
- No :(
should I? Now I'm kinda regretting. It was a pretty good deal.pango - https://www.youtube.…********
- Ha the person that lies the most showed up.pango
- lol if you know neighbour hood I live, you would know this kind of stuff is very possible. VectorMasked gets it.pango
- i know you are but what am i********
- lolpango
- a blowjob after eating fried chicken?!
- mekk0
So big bank "Sparkasse" from Germany has won a lawsuit over "Santander" from Spain.
They sued because one used HKS 13 Red and another used HKS 14 red. Here are their logos:
Fuck these two assholes, srsly. This went on for years and got the highest possible instance, the "Bundesgerichtshof" where human rights questions are sorted out, not this bullshit.
They should get a damn sensitive penalty for this shit.
Arguing over red. Fuckers.
- Idiot judge doesn't know the difference between 13 and 14. Pfffftmonospaced
- Vomit infused fecal staines********
- I see a picture of two identical logos.i_monk
- lol i_monk********
- imbecile-1
pockets,
- no to that logo. i thought it was a joke. hit someone else up if you want it taken care of.detritus
- terrible. (sorry.)chukkaphob
- i thought it was a joke too. is it?chukkaphob
- \*|*|*/
CLEV
ELAN
DREW
INMaaku - I preferred Clev Elan's second album. Steve Albini's production gave it lot more punch.face_melter
- ouch, lol thanks for the downvote :/ i had other stuff that looked like the clichés being thrown about. this was cool enough to share I thought... wrong it seemsimbecile
- ima save this for now...********
- upvoted********
- ********5
- reads DNIWER to my brain********
- cleveland diner?********
- :p********
- It's a diner for the vocally retarded********
- terrible********
- haha don't be bitter because everyone said your design was shit********
- My 5 minute go is at least half an anus better than yours and I literally have no idea what cleveland rewind even is********
- you're trying to say yours is better than what i originally posted? you must have an exaggerated sense of self-worth, because this design is shit********
- Haha well we know your design sense isn't saying much, so I won't take your comments to heart********
- "designers" war. LOL!chukkaphob
- But thanks for your input********
- are you 2 really comparing 2 shits and arguing which one's shittier? hahahchukkaphob
- https://news.artnet.…chukkaphob
- Mildly amusing isn't it, I have no attachment to my shit one I just enjoy trolling pockets********
- Though mine is definitely better, and I only spent 5 minutes on it so whose the real winner here********
- ME
ME AM******** - *who's
(i'm judging you!) hahachukkaphob - I've already judged you.********
- @set so when you say "mine is definitely better" are you saying that your shit is better, as in shittier? the better shit? the stinkier? LOLchukkaphob
- Are you trying to do a funny?********
- You already made a funny with your "design." I can't keep up with how hilarious you are.chukkaphob
- You do bring up an interesting dilemma though. If one shit is runnier and far more foul stinking than the other, is it indeed better or worse as a shit?********
- You can stop trying to troll me by criticising the design now. I have no attachment to it whatsoever my darling ...********
- But thanks for coming in today********
- lol@set********
- fucking LOL!********
- lol, light years better than that contrived garbage you did pockets, sorry to be harsh but you should really never do anything like that again********
- haters going to hate********
- oh btw, suck a fat dick you shitcunt********
- i know 15 year olds who do better work than you and that 'hippo' sticker fuckery, quit while you are ahead********
- and btw, putting up stickers isn't graffiti, you are a no talent, no work ethic fanboy like autoflavor, you two fakers should link up********
- lol troll********
- hey, i was half assed apologizing until he started talking about dick sucking********
- Oh Yurimon. Give it a rest.chukkaphob
- Ah.. I missed the previous note and thought you were talking to me hah********
- at least auto can do a decent character though********
- Meooow. Bowl of milk for terry_cloth. Quite bitchy.HAYZ1LLLA
- bitchy indeed, 35 year old toys who have put in zero work and whore themselves out on the internet for attention deserve to be spoken to harshly********
- maybe i'm just bitter about the years of my life doing graffiti has cost me, these scene jocking toys who think this shit is a social event are the same type of********
- people who get caught up and roll on all the 'super cool', 'up' dudes who's nuts they were just riding ten minutes ago, i'm looking at you auto********
- this shit is a young man's game, you dumb asses missed the boat, quit while you are ahead /rant********
- Internet. Serious business.********
- I understood about 10% of that 'dude'.HAYZ1LLLA
- No worries, those to whom it applies get my meaning********
- reads DNIWER to my brain
- utopian4
- kinda loocchukkaphob
- reversedmekk
- CLEVELANᗡИIWƎЯutopian
- interesting... this looks better than set's version********
- Lolsureshot
- No taste********
- kona6
T-minus 1 hour until my mid-year review where my will undoubtedly throw me under the bus and base 6 months of successful work on a misstep that lasted a mere week.
3 outcomes I've been going over.
1) I'm terminated. The company's revenue is down, there's another reorg happening today (second one in 8 months btw), perfect time for the boss whom I don't see eye to eye with to let me go.
2) She gives me a shit review, it screws me on my merit increase and bonus, and I quit because damnit my team and I accomplished some incredible things this year.
3) I get an at best average review and wish QBN had a thread delete button.
Management sucks.
- ugh. "... review where my BOSS will undoubtedly..."kona
- Don't worry too much about what you can't control old chap. Even if you get fired, who knows, you might be in a far better place in a few months because of it.********
- Chin up man...hoping for the best for you.stoplying
- holy shit, you're speaking my exact words konamonospaced
- btw, it's always 3) ... always... they're probably too lazy to fire you and have to hire someone else anywaymonospaced
- thanks fellas. mono, i'd like to think i'm rather perceptive, and i believe my boss has been grooming one of my sr designers to take over my rolekona
- On the other hand, if the grooming thing is the case, possibility #4 is you get promoted to ECD!Continuity
- lol. she would rather gouge her eyes out than see me succeed in a larger role across the companykona
- Well, then it really does sound like to me like she needs to fuks herself up the arse with the splintered end of a broken cricket bat.Continuity
- It also sounds to me like getting the sack could actually be a blessing in disguise, even if it doesn't seem like it at the minute.Continuity
- This arse fucking you speak of, is that with or without lube?autoflavour
- Without, naturally.Continuity
- I've been there. You think you're gonna get fired, and then it turns out it's just 3) and nobody really pays that much attention to you in the first place.monospaced
- Seriously, I really hope it goes well. If it does, you have the freedom to look around for another position, stress free.monospaced
- May your puckered anus trumpet squeaky notes of relief before too longdetritus
- FUCK 'EM!!!! YEEEEHAAAWstudderine
- Detritus, you're somewhat fixated on dildos and anusses today. What are you trying to tell us?Continuity
- (I know, it's rich coming from someone prescribing broken cricket bat anal self-fucking)Continuity
- Howd it go? Was yoday your last day? ^__ºshellie
- well, after 15 minutes waiting in her office her assistant finally sends a meeting update for monday, same time. the positive is I don't have to worrykona
- about not having a job over the weekend. so yay... small wins.kona
- bah... now you gotta think about it all weekend though.Al_dizzle
- Not if I drink enoughkona
- My favorite advice to give in these situations is to find another job solely for the sake of leverage.SteveJobs
- Then you have the freedom to speak your mind with full confidence and call their bluff when they'd normally begin to swing their weight or threaten firing you.SteveJobs
- And worst case scenario, they do start to fire you but you beat them to the punch, quit, and go take your backup job. *deal with it sunglasses*SteveJobs
- Best case scenario, they respect you more, and you walk out with a raise and a promotion. *deal with it sunglasses*SteveJobs
- Fired/lay-off is better than quit. Fired is generally comes with severance.IRNlun6
- how'd it go?timeless
- I wonder if she read your qbn passage and had second thoughts?********
- best of luck. keep us updated on the story********
- honestly, unless you did something specific to warrant being "fired," you'd worst case be "let go" with some kind of severancemonospaced
- Getting fired is a right of passage, putting your livelihood on the line means you care more than most. Decent employers know this. It's a gift in disguise.monoboy
- I agree with you mono. fuck pride. get fired.********
- @since1979, what the fuck are you talking about? I didn't say thatmonospaced
- oh... that monomonospaced
- Well, that got confusing!Continuity
- Monoboy. Kek********
- I've been... terminated. And it's fucking liberating.kona
- enjoy.********
- Feels good man.... Chill back for a week, then get the hustle on again.Al_dizzle
- Haha, gotta do betterrobthelad
- mekk1
^ What happened?
- You're pointing to the thread title********
- you can sort postsmekk
- yea but only halfwits and clods use anything other than 'newest'********
- tone it down man, it's fridaymekk
- Tone it up? Sure.
Only flea-witted cavernous headed limp wristed receding hair lined fucknut stump cocks use anything other than 'newest'******** - So naturally you must be one of them********
- haha @ setmonospaced
- 15 min to gokona
- he said it was good beach weather, that's what happened********
- You're pointing to the thread title
- studderine2
Beach weather but not going to the beach.
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ima create a page full of cleveland rewind logos, call it the qbn logo challenge ...
for some background, he creates artwork and gives it away on fridays calling it "free art friday", runs a podcast, creates stickers and clothes, a little graffiti, featured in his local newspaper for getting the community involved in making art and giving it away.
https://www.instagram.com/clevel…
hes not a professional, not a graphic designer, just a guy who genuinely likes making stuff while working in a mom and pop coffee shop.
the logo is not a paid project just something i wanted to help him with
- Get him to do the logo, he's got style..********
- shitcunt********
- Yes! I've formed a new qbn enemy. A glorious day indeed.********
- new enemy? nah not even********
- Damn it. Well the day is young.********
- <3********
- :)********
- Stop the love fest brosHayoth
- <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3pango
- they're not heart. they're ballsacks.pango
- ahaha, a toy logo for a sticker toy, perfect, this shit is too funny********
- beats shit type for a rotary clubmonospaced
- http://i.imgur.com/K…HAYZ1LLLA
- Get him to do the logo, he's got style..
- i_monk2
v What happened?
- i_monk0
"Newest" doesn't mean shit unless you're a non-dogearing piece of excrement.
- go Active for the real funimbecile
- Dog ear is redundant with newest you whale jizz showering cock nosed twonk********
- Team dog earDRIFTMONKEY
- If you don't dog ear you don't know where you stopped reading, you horsecock gobbling prat.i_monk
- That's like saying that if you don't leave a trail of powdered semen behind you when you leave your house, you won't know where you live********
- you triple chinned homosexual midget********
- lolzPonyBoy
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I'm the guy in QBN walking around outside with petitions for you to sign. Please sign... I need signatures.http://www.thepetitionsite.com/t…
Limit the levy. Help end the abuse of power by the State of Florida and find justice for poor parents.
- what's with the picture of a woman? women don't pay child support********
- are you serious?********
- that's terry for youpango
- he's probably paying child sport that's why he's so whinny.pango
- *supportpango
- ani difranco?bklyndroobeki
- the image symbolizes the pain of a broken family.********
- would a crying man work better? I'm not sure.********
- @terry, of course they domonospaced
- cum_cloth_commentaryutopian
- http://lmgtfy.com/?q… very few compared to men********
- oh, and pango, learn engrish before you talk shit on the internet little guy, utopian, go guzzle some semen, you seem to be obsessed with it********
- It's my third language. No need to learn Engrish. I'm born with it. You however should be more ashamed when you make English mistake.pango
- it's a bad sign for QBN when this is negged.********
- wut Pango only speak 3 language? wut a dumb! I bet terry talk like 7 of languagemoldero
- Lol********
- classy terry. only look at things from the point of view he want. he probably doesn't think women qualifies as poor parent. Such a man!pango
- nice passive aggressive insult, pango.********
- really hilarious.********
- I def regret posting this on this forum. What was I thinking?********
- what's with the picture of a woman? women don't pay child support