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- mg330
You guys can settle down already with what's clearly becoming spam. I put in a message to the QBN guys to see what can be done about Cosmo logging into his account. I just can't remember if QBN does that or not.
- oh calm down, that 'spam' is totally in the spirit of qbn...********
- Oh, I know, it's funny stuff, I can't be the only one waking up wondering if there will be 100 Kramer gifs posted here. LOLmg33
- Just trying to remember if password resets can happen without an existing email. Takes some time, but I did message them. :)mg33
- The Cosmo's poster below did crack me up.mg33
- =D********
- oh calm down, that 'spam' is totally in the spirit of qbn...
- Maaku0
Cosmo bump
- DRIFTMONKEY0
Quesadilla. If queso means cheese, the fuck's a dilla?
- ********0
my belt is making my shorts bunch up so it looks like im walking around with the worlds smallest boner
- http://i.imgur.com/k…DRIFTMONKEY
- exactly. saw the pr chic lookin down and disappointed as i walked by. so i looked down an noticed it. now its all i notice********
- ridg002613
posted 2 months ago on here that I got laid off. Well I'm happy to report I start my new job on Tuesday and its better in every way (on paper anyways). 8 weeks unemployed but free-lanced full-time for 5 of the 8. feels good man.
- congratsGnash
- thanks!ridg0026
- woot wootpango
- aw yeahPonyBoy
- nice!Krassy
- must be nice, i cant get any fucking clients. fuck commercial art... fucking fucks.********
- (graphic design)********
- nice :)Maaku
- https://media.giphy.…DRIFTMONKEY
- groovy!mugwart
- monospaced-1
Went to a new barber shop today. The man who gave me an excellent haircut was named Yuri.
- were they hiring?moldero
- Great haircut, chatted absolute bollocks.********
- Looked like a family thing going on.monospaced
- did he tried to convert you into the church of the free thinking steeple?pango
- *Sheeplepango
- Whoah whoah whoah. I'm not talking about yurimon. Just a regular barber.monospaced
- Not talking about yuri. He doesn't like any churches.
•__•pango
- pango2
people been screen shot my photos and post it on instagram with shitty resolution.... at least they credited my name.... so i've been sending them higher res photos for them to re-post.... -__-
- autoflavour-3
shit just got serious
- shellie0
Just started a 30 day workout challenge and I'm on day 4. I'm still amazed how sore I am and how hard it is. These excercisesites were so easy just a few years ago. But with all the travel and moving around I completely stopped focusing on my health the last few years.
I think I've shared before that I smoke weed every night to sleep through the night. I haven't had more than a couple dabs in the last four days (during the day) and I'm sleeping like a rock. I totally thought YouTube fitness videos were lame as fuck but it's the only thing I will for sure be able to get to consistently. You guys should try it if your having energy or insomnia problems - it's kind of changing my life right now. I'm trying out lots of short 15 minute workouts, something I know I can always make time for and is over before I feel like giving up. Now we'll see if I stick with it.
- don't overtrain.
training when still sore from prev workout = tendonitisdrgs - but what if im almost always sore after any type of workout? I'm definitely doing simpler variations to make thing easier on me thoshellie
- https://www.youtube.…yurimon
- its always the case when you've done nothing a while and then suddenly pick up wotking out again. if you're consistent you'll never get sore, but it comes laterdrgs
- chacnes are you'll just demotivate yourself from ever working out againdrgs
- thanks drgs. trying to do a lil something not to crazy @ 1st. i was a rly intense competitive athlete until i was about 22. i can't go as hard as i once didshellie
- lol @ yuri im not that old but i should probably take that advice tho.shellie
- don't overtrain.
- yurimon2
So a mexican hippie walks into my barbershop....
- difference is that I am telling the truthmonospaced
- excuse me sir do have some humor?yurimon
- Oh so calling me Mexican is funny? Weird.monospaced
- italian? only because http://pictures.pica…yurimon
- what am i' looking at here?sted
- so what haircut did he get?********
- let'spinkfloyd
- getpinkfloyd
- notepinkfloyd
- countspinkfloyd
- uppinkfloyd
- justpinkfloyd
- forpinkfloyd
- funpinkfloyd
- ... and?monospaced
- mugwart4
Just saw a UFO again from my window!
- can you say hello********
- Do you want to believe?pango
- Again?yuekit
- Think after all said and done I believe!
I live with a view of Thames barrier over looking London airport. Guess it's true about seeing stuff above airports!mugwart - Stuff like airplanes?sted
- ^ shit I never connected that before. Now you mention it!mugwart
- and planes dont shot upwards!mugwart
- drones dointeliboy
- that I do, thought that but that would be some fuck off big drone. Not saying it was Aliens... but aliens!mugwart
- mugwart sorry so if they were really aliens why exactly are they going to visit a an airport? no for reals there is a lot of traffic and shit.sted
- I would go a peaceful place where preform my usual anal implantation and stuff. some guys playing with drones, man simple drones.sted
- I have no idea sted. If it was a man with a drone - it would be the size of a plan and travelled across half of London. It wasn't a small set of LED lights!mugwart
- I wish it was a man in the drone - makes life a whole lot more simple! Could be military but why above an airport.mugwart
- Sted you sound like an idiot assuming other people are idiots. Worst kind of idiot.********
- mugwart that's scary as fuck :)
set: at least i'm not that asshole who calls others idiot.sted - Well at least you recognise you're an idiot I guess.********
- It's just as idiotic to insist aliens are flying around us regularly as it is to deny it, I guess ... now can we just be nice cunts?monospaced
- I never suggested either was fact. I've always said what you just said, it really is just as moronic to outright deny them as it is to outright say they're here********
- A fact a lot of idiots don't seem to fathom********
- can you say hello
- ********1
Nothing like a cunt that belittles people work to prop himself up. Cunty cunt.
- ********1
I'm drunk and on QBN on a saturday night... wtf
- monospaced3
Looking for somewhere to eat tonight and saw this place while walking around Manhattan. Nobody there so we passed.
- ugly as fuck lettering********
- Is it Japanese sushi or Chinese sushi? Lolpango
- "Nobody there so we passed" lolpinkfloyd
- Yup. If it's empty it's probably for a good reason. Ended up at a great French spot.monospaced
- Yuri is everywhere.utopian
- why this obsessionhotroddy
- message from the divine, to change your ways.yurimon
- hotroddy, if the restaurant was your username I would have taken a photo for you too. nothing malicious in this postmonospaced
- LOL! I also don't see anything malicious on it. and find it very funny. yuri's use of these facts above are gold.********
- check out the phone number on yelp :)sted
- haha!bklyndroobeki
- nobody there...lolutopian
- I'm holding you up to it mono. :)hotroddy
- I'm a man of my word.monospaced
- ugly as fuck lettering
- ********1
eeating amazing pasta right now that i made
- maquito0
Stayed at home tonite, watched Sherlock and prepare home made chicken burritos. Girfriend went to a party with her co-workers. 4:00am a complete stranger wakes me up, touching my shoulder. "Sorry maqui, I'm Sebastian, your girl passed out". Jump out of bed, go to the living room and there she is laying in the floor, unconsious. I thank Sebastian, call him an Uber, and proceed to the assistance of the brain-dead girlfriend. I pur her under the shower (savage mode, rough), put her in the bed, and she starts puking, semi unconsious. Again enters savage-mode and I kind of stick my fist inside her mouth, while pouring a bottle of cold water over her head and neck to wake her up. All this happened in 30 mins. Now I'm sitting on the floor next to her with a coffee keeping an eye on her breathing. I'm afraid she may choke again any time. Beautiful night ahead. Since it's the second time this shit happens (first time was in april), I'm considering kicking her out as soon as she wakes up from this stupid shit. Maybe it's the adrenaline/anger/deception... We'll see.
- see if she learned anything. if not and its no fun give her the boot********
- In my 35 years I never passed out to the point I risked my life. I'm SO pissed...maquito
- Patterns...Hayoth
- I thought first time was the last... And I'm not the kind of person that waits for strike 3.maquito
- @hayoth yep..maquito
- your call seems like u already know what u need to do. more fish in the see and all that********
- I've only blacked out twice. Drugs... Not even once.
Twice in this case...pango - I guess I'm more of an enabler... I would have just laugh at how much she sucks....pango
- @pango It's hard to laugh at her when are she might choke and asphyxiate :/maquito
- I mean when she wakes uppango
- Nar - after a bad marriage with a heavy drinker -- not worth it.mugwart
- people don't blackout because they're happy. she has a problem. sorry you're dealing with this. you did the right thing, though.Gnash
- if she's worth it, try and shift your anger to compassion. otherwise, like mugs said, it's not worth it.Gnash
- She didn't do it to you. Sounds like she needs help. Do you love this woman? At first, reading this... I thought it was some prose, there was a little disconnecbklyndroobeki
- "Girfriend went to a party", "proceed to the assistance of the brain-dead girlfriend" ...this is the disconnect. Have you ever spoken with her about this?bklyndroobeki
- Sounds super dangerous. She's putting herself in very vulnerable situations. If she loves you back, she might need to go sober. Blackout/passed out after 25 isshellie
- a problem. I worry for girls like that may be sexually assaulted. At the end of the night, predators look for women who don't quite have it all together is scashellie
- 2dn time, in a few months, maquito that's not good at all.sted
- Sometimes people forget to eat dinner before going out, then the drinks hit them. if it ever happens again, video it then show to her later. she will puke againrobotron3k
- I think I'd be in a dilemma as to whether to punch Sebastian in the face or buy him a beer to say thanks. Initial reaction would be the former. Correct = latter********
- Not just putting herself at risk when a complete stranger is waking you up in your own home.IRNlun6
- sorry maq, sounds shitty. you sure someone didn't slip something in her drink? i had that happen to me once, luckily i had a friend with me who helped me home.sea_sea
- if not, what's not ok is she would allow herself get to that point. everyone usually learns how to manage their intake, unless of course drinking's a problem.sea_sea
- once had a gf like that. passed out on a weekly basis :) didn't bother me that much bcs i didn't see any future in the relationship. dumped her after 2 months.renderedred
- got fed up being a drunk-sitter. alcohol can be a very big problem for some people.renderedred
- sucks dude. handle this shit, she needs to know this is not the way a relationship works. she needs to grow up or gtfo.HijoDMaite
- Think of all the things she isn't telling you.cannonball1978
- y! and be paranoid:D really don't do that.it's the self-control what keeps us away from such situations. if she wants to lose that there is a reason. find it.sted
- sebastian cares so much then he can keep her, you don't want to be stuck playing daddy while she has already moved on to the next sucker in line. sorry maquito********
- Having some strange bloke I'd never met wake me up in my own house would be quite enough for me. Eject her. Fast.Continuity
- Daaayum son, that's heavy shit. She deffo has a problem, that's what 16 year-olds do once or twice and then stop. Try help her but don't let this be a part ofProjectile
- your life. Maybe getting kicked out will be the wake up call she needs. Tell her you love her and wish it didn't have to be this way but tough love is neededProjectile
- yo dude, don't kick her out - she needs you now.mekk
- Fuck what she needs, she's got Sebastian********
- see if she learned anything. if not and its no fun give her the boot
