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I'm so angry and so pissed right now.
Today when I woke up after hearing the alarm I let the telefon slip to the floor.Thing is it didn't fell in the floor but in a pee jar (for the night) from my girlfriend that was next to the bed and NOT under the bed...
I was like fuck!
She immediately said she has nothing to do with it.
She constantlz leaves things in the florr laying around and one has to be very careful where one steps specially in the dark.In this aspect we are different as night and day.
I'm über angry!!!Six months ago she threw me a glass of water that landed on my computer...I couldn't save it and had to buy another one.
She said it was nothing to do with her...
This are things that if I was single and living alone wouldn't happen and we are not in a very good phase right now...and now this.
I feel like telling her to pack her stuff and leave me alone cause for getting fucked like this I prefer to be alone.
I know that I'm exposing myself but I really need to vent.
The thing that makes really annoyed is that I don't have money for a new phone right now, I have other plans that I've been delaying...So I decided...I'm still with a overheated head...not to have a phone until Xmas!
- funny story. do you share the bathroom with other tenants? is that why she pees in a jarhotroddy
- we are 6 in the apartment. she does it out of comodity and also not to make noise during the night.********
- pee jar?fadein11
- yeah man who sleeps with a fucking pee jar? are you 60s hippies?mekk
- do you get to use the pee jar as well, or it is only for herdrgs
- anyway, not her fault, as I see itdrgs
- Pee jar or not. She's not to blame.sureshot
- Is the phone really dead? Try to dry it first, there are a ton of tuts in net...
and not her fault, relax and cool your head before making decisionsOBBTKN - fucking pee jar lolsinjun
- Pee jar. Pee fucking jar. Cannot unsee********
- Never mind the piss jar, but 6 people? That would drive me fucking mental.face_melter
- why are you 6 in an apartament? sorry about your phoneernexbcn
- I was in a destructive relationship when nothing was her problem & I was constantly at a financial lost. It grinds you down deep into depression and destroys ..mugwart
- ... your confidence. What I've read seems like the first steps I was in. Tread with care. It might not be her fault for you dropping your phone but the ...mugwart
- situation should have her feeling some form of 'tenderness' towards your situation.
Don't enter the same relationship I did. Nearly killed me. Not worth it.mugwart - This the one about your landlady, mugwart?detritus
- ha no I've a history of being drawn to abusive people - this was my ex wife. Mother was the worst ;-).
Lessons learnt, I'm in a good relationship now though.mugwart - Never mind pee jar or six people, why would anyone ever throw a glass of water, the likelyhood of that going well is slim to none********
- Shit man, your priorities seem unbalancedrobthelad
- Seems like she is trying to destroy your life via the use of various liquids. I would be afraid of what is happening next.yuekit
- why is the pee jar on your side of the bed...ArchitectofFate
- oey, please write more storiesdrgs
- Pee jar********
- yes @DRGS, we need more stories, for... contextrobthelad
- pee jar, lol.ApeRobot
- would pics be asking too much?Gnash
- assume theres a plumbing problem and all 6 are using the pee jar. you drop your phone in it -- is everyone at fault?
discussdrgs - If an smartphone falls in pee jar in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? does it work again after putting it on rice?ernexbcn
- this post is a hidden ad for iphone 7drgs
- lesson to be learned is pee jar should be kept in the corner of the room away from the bed.microkorg
- pee jars should be designed with a funnel shaped top that narrows to a diameter smaller than the average telefon. (this should be in the million-$-idea thread)Gnash
- is she that loud in the bathroom?monospaced
- tatami walls?ernexbcn
- Who cleans the pee jar in the morning?MHDC
- is this girl worth it? is she mother material? make list of what you need in a relationship and compare. i dont think i could handle a pee jar unless it was ayurimon
- "I'm so angry and so pissed right now." – A Man, A Woman and a Pee Jar. (Based on Actual Events)MHDC
- off grid living situation.yurimon
- A pee jar? OK. That's weird. Proceed as everything is normal.Hayoth
- Is she a great aim? or does she 'she-pee' ?robthelad
- Doesn't that stink?monospaced
- Come for a quick trip to Brazil and relax a bit my friend :)Fabricio
- A FUKEN PEE JAR!!! LOL
ya why is the pee jar by your side of the bed?pango - throws a glass of water at you, breaks laptop..'not my fault'...leaves a fucking PEE jar next to your side of the bed 'not my fault'...exador1
- i think you can see the signs as well as anyone else here can oey.exador1
- love and emotions can cloud us all. but if this happened to me? I'd be fucking tail-lights out the door.exador1
- what's the old phrase? lawyer up, hit the gym, delete facebook.exador1
- in your case, it might easily be 'move out, delete facebook, hit the gym...exador1
- and there are 6??? 6 people in the apartment? what the fuck dude? what kind of situation are you in?exador1
- Look man, it's just a phone... and it's just a laptop... material possessions. DO YOU LOVE HER? Be honest.robthelad
- I swear I read this in a comic book********
- Is your girlfriend your hand? Would explain quite a lot to me.Longcopylover
- I'm bemused by the "OMG YOU LIVE WITH 6 PEOPLE?" comments here. Some people live differently. Shocking, I know.detritus
- I live with 6 people. (That's not even including the voices in my head ;-) !). Be it 5 more than I want to be with. Normal in London.mugwart
- trainspotting 2dorkKn1ght
- You are literally pissed with all that pee on your phoneletterhead
- Our cat uses this clumping liter that absorbs odor and it smells really nice. When she's done, she scratches the little rocks to refreshen the landscape.********
- The only problem is the little rocks get stuck to her feet, and it follows her when she jumps out and the rocks get all over the place.********
- But maybe your girlfriend can put cat liter in her pee jar and you won't have these problems anymore.********
- "Hey Ricky, can you take a couple of these piss jugs when you leave"section_014
- What does she do if she needs a dump?Kiko
- "There's gotta be better system than peein in jugs"
https://www.youtube.…dorkKn1ght - LOL @ Kiko...********
- "She constantly leaves things in the floor laying around" that's a big no no for me. She seems like a messy type and she didn't even apologize.Beeswax
- WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A "PEE JAR"? USE A TOILET LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN.sublocked
- Is this is some Howard Hughes type situation going on?sublocked
- Actually she doesn't have to apologize Beeswax, it's her way. We're surely different in that and sometimes it pisses me off. We have separate rooms actually.********
- And this was in mine. But she still has stuff around has this room used to be hers until one month ago.********
- LOL @ sublocked********
- Gotta get a pee jar for the crib now.BrokenHD
- Who throws a glass of water in the general direction of a laptop? Was she dropped as a baby?instrmntl
- who throws a glass or water at all********
- good pointinstrmntl
- Whatever, I've got a jizz jug under my bedscruffics
- Beat the shit out of her, be a man.********
- Lol at Jizz jug********
- My phone capitalises Jizz. Priorities********
- How can she respond "she has nothing to do with it" when it's her jar and her pee?whatthefunk
- Oh my.garbage
- i_monk2
Why was the gay of the day thread deleted?
- Cuz it was well gay mate!HAYZ1LLLA
- #magamonospaced
- really?Gnash
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- I miss itsureshot
- OBBTKN1
I've been overworking with a cold all the week, had to close four projects before the month ends... today i'm well, just sent the last files and cold is over, friday, some beers with friends are waiting...
And now, my wife is down with a cold too... bye bye party time :(
That if, the sunday will ride as mad with my "new lungs", at least.
Happy weekend, locos
- stoplying0
I may have to fly to Pasadena next week, LAX is way more convenient with direct flights. Is it worth it to try to fly into Burbank airport, or is LAX the better choice?
- Probably best to just stick with LAX. I'm flying there tomorrow.monospaced
- ^ Thx. How long is that cab ride to Pasadena from LAX?stoplying
- About an hour, more if there's traffic.monospaced
- cool thx yo!stoplying
- im 15min away...qbn drinks?********
- renderedred1
there should be some kind of an app to taze me if i open a new mail while really drunk and high. :)
- Gmail used to have a feature which would make you do a sum if you were sending mail after 1am, or something. Always thought that was neatdetritus
- detritus0
^
My partner needs some sort of feature in her email which analyses for length and upon detecting it, stores mail she's sent for a few hours, scans for names, swaps them around and then sends it back to her - idea being to check whether she'd offend herself.
She's English as a Second Language, so pehaps it's just that, but boy can she come across like a total bitch sometimes, even when she's not intending to.
- not bad at all, except i didn't insult anybody quite the opposite. xgf shit :) epic fail on my part.renderedred
- ^ never fun when that happensGnash
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To my previous post...
That's pretty personal right there and I sort of regret it cause it's just not about me only.Pee jar...fucking LOL!
You know, like people used to have under the bad last century...
:/And yeah, it's totally not her fault.
I'm mixing stuff and she doesn't deserve this.Plus, maybe there's a solution for my phone.
I guess I was too much in the heat of the moment.Cheers!
I'll write more stories.
Oh, I live with 55 adults and 15 children in a big house divided by different living areas.
I've already spoken about that.
- just dont go down on her in the morning. case closed.yurimon
- oh yuri...monospaced
- Does she use a funnel?pango
- pee jar won the internet today. don't worry about it though. but I would say this place probably isn't the best place to share such intimate details lol.fadein11
- all in good spirited fun, oey.Gnash
- it's sterile. go down on her.********
- pee jar should behe word of the yearsureshot
- be the *sureshot
- I'm going to name a ship after it - HMS Pee Jarfadein11
- Pee Jar Binks********
- put that phone on rice lolernexbcn
- sarahfailin1
Why would you leave the pee jar uncovered? I assume it has a lid... What if you accidentally kicked it over?
There are some offenses which simply merit a break up. This aggression will not stand, man!
- lol********
- piss pot. It's a piss pot, surely.Fax_Benson
- Well at least she had a pot to piss in********
- LOL!********
- you're right fax! pee pot, chamber pot...
don't know why I called it a jar :)******** - lol @ setfadein11
- lol
- detritus1
have you suggest a nappy*?
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* diaper
- studderine0
Someone left a bag of dog poop on the trunk of my car. Thankfully it was a bag.
- Pass it on.
Shit on a neighbour's stoop.detritus - Well, someone drew a penis on my hoodMaaku
- in shit?detritus
- were you parked like an asshole?Gnash
- I was not parked like an asshole.studderine
- I drove past a man walking his dog; he was in the street so I had to squeak by him. Maybe he thought I was too close so he put bag of poop on my trunk?studderine
- poop jar anyone?********
- ^^ sounds like you have your dog, studdGnash
- At least he didn't light it on fire. Not a volvo fan I guess.sofakingback
- Pass it on.
- ********5
I knew I could count on you people.
Thanks for your support!- If it makes you feel better, your story made me laugh and took my mind off a minor annoyance I had in my day that had me pissed. All gone now. thanks :)sofakingback
- mg331
Today was moving day, out of our third floor condo to a smaller 8th floor condo for a month before we hopefully move into a house in the suburbs.
What am I saying PLEASE LET ME NEVER AGAIN HAVE A DAY AS STRESSFUL AS TODAY WAS.
I had movers, who were awesome. 3/4 of our stuff went into storage, the rest to a smaller condo. Wife was super stressed out, I screamed and cursed at a lawyer but later apologized, and he totally understood. Just a ridiculous day and I still can't get my heart rate to slow down. Trying to eat dinner and decide if I have the energy to go to a huge work party I'm missing out on.
- pango2
stay classy
- drgs2
spent whole yesterday changing flights, from one airport to another -- with a flu and a fever
arrived at home at 1 amto dive into cool, clean sheets of your own bed -- its pure heaven
- GeorgesII0
"I'm so angry and so pissed right now..."
so pissed heheh
- yurimon-5
We should terraform most of the worlds deserts and convert them into rain forests to increase oxygen on the planet. we have the tech, methods.
- now make it profitable in the short-termscarabin
- hey, that was my idea.detritus
- there is enough forest, although its all gathered in siberiadrgs
- this is where it starts
https://en.wikipedia…
https://en.wikipedia…detritus - drgs, its true the northern areas are greening up... i am wondering about the gases stored in the soil like methane etc.yurimon
- this is something all of qbn could work on? change... can we do it?yurimon
- ^ There is a fuckload of methane trapped by northern permafrost. when that shit starts melting....Gnash
- lets do this tomorrowdrgs
- lol, for a better tomorrow, tomorrowyurimon
- what if they turned the sahara into an international tax-free pot farm?Gnash
- let capitalism terraform itGnash
- why? surely you know Alex Jones' enemies are causing global warming to control population so the elite can go on? how do you not know this?fadein11
- turning off your computer will decrease the ampunt of carbon in the air and get the process started, yuriscarabin
- oh yuri...
just read an article about the Compensatory Afforestation Fund Bill?sted - oh, you need an authority, to get something done. ic. gnash, i think hemp would be a better resource, sustainable materials, but mono culture?yurimon
- motivation for change is directly tied to profit potential. trees are fine as long as someone gets rich planting them. pot easier, but perhaps less co2 consumedGnash
- bah. it's too late, anywayGnash
- Plant more treesutopian
- make the deserts green again!fadein11
- We should ship all the desert to the ocean and make more land!! Fuck you fishes!pango
- This is a great idea. Have you heard of the micro rainforests that can be grown in less than a half acre? Cool shit.monospaced
- What about the oceans toxicity levels? What should we do?********
- Cleaner energy and manufacturing?monospaced
- Plant more treesutopian
- since1979, prob no plastics, ingest no drugs cause pee, no petroleum fertilizers, something like this.yurimon
- need list of chemicals in the environment and causes.yurimon
- will check out micro rain forests thingyurimon
- http://afforestt.com…
https://www.ted.com/…
I want to do this one day.monospaced - This didn't work well for Dune!
What will happen to the spice?mugwart - Mr Fucking (spelt fuck off) vegan here ;-)-> just stop eating Meat - rainforest will stop being cut down!mugwart
