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- kona4
I dreamt that I was in the middle of a conversation between two people when in actuality it was the same person having a conversation with themselves in a desperate attempt to try and fool everyone into believing they're two different people.
In the dream I think their names were SaulPallen and Yuribon.
Totally strange.
I then woke up at a Denny's.
- im not the paul guy, frankly i find it freaky myself when im mimicked.yurimon
- and you "have a job"moldero
- It's ok Yuri. We really don't care.pango
- What did you order at Denny's?face_melter
- 16 packs of Splendakona
- Sweet. Literally.face_melter
- ********0
I really don't want to skateboard in grey, windy weather.
- pinkfloyd0
On the plus side i'm gaining weight from the gym, but what sucks is my nice clothes are getting tight.
- wait's for another degenerate miserable detritus commentpinkfloyd
- never forget legs day!utopian
- utopian knows the dealpinkfloyd
- On the plus side of what?********
- strenuous exercise makes you dumbsted
- No, it's the tight clothes that are impeding proper blood circulation to the brain.********
- the '...bitch' joke from yesterday was a run on from since1979's comment, and related to bitch as in female dog, but you're too fucking stupid to realise. idiotdetritus
- ^there we go. this guy is miserable.pinkfloyd
- And yet comfortable in my own skin. Perhaps you might consider trying misery over self-loathing?detritus
- You need to move onpinkfloyd
- Then stop trying to stick your tongue up my arse.detritus
- GeorgesII2
it's amazing how much being a designer/dev has changed in the past year. This is the structure of a bot to help my little one learn his alphabet and I'm not even done with it, probably going to branch into 100's of roads..
Everyday I wake up and wonder how our work will evolve in the next 10 years, on one side I'm honestly scared, on the other I'm prettu ecstatic
please donate to my gofundme ehehhehe
- so how many more days till you create skynet?pango
- what app is this?scarabin
- Yo, Scar it's smartly, fantastic if you want to create bots really fast, if you have an amazon dev account you can upload and test without having to set up theGeorgesII
- usual lambda bs, https://www.smartly.…
met the dudes a couple weeks ago, they're cool as fuck and will help you get started if you are stuck,GeorgesII
- Fax_Benson2
anyone remember the guy who created body-map towels that were supposed to prevent you from drying your face with the groin-damp area?
- http://resources.fin…********
- Though if you're an adult and still haven't worked out a routine that doesn't involve rubbing the arse part on your face, there's a deeper problem here...********
- I liked them because I could make sure that I used the arse part on my face.Fax_Benson
- not sure that's the same product that the qbnian came up withFax_Benson
- found it - http://www.qbn.com/t…Fax_Benson
- set for presidentGnash
- then there's this
https://www.youtube.…moldero - if you properly clean your gooch, what does it matter?scarabin
- i've buried my face in many an ass, i don't think a towel's gonna kill mescarabin
- http://resources.fin…
- ********2
Misty in Brighton this morning..
- You in a flying train?HAYZ1LLLA
- Yes. Yes I am********
- http://s0.geograph.o…********
- ********2
- ********2
I'd post them in the recent pics thread but the marks and window smear from the train suggest I probably shouldn't
- mg330
Anyone else get annoyed by recruiter messages on LinkedIn that promptly include "call me so we can talk about this opportunity" language and never once do they actually ask if you are even looking for a new job? I don't know, I find it a little off-putting that they just assume people are always looking.
- Yesh, specially when you can tell the message/copy is like copy pasted from a template.Maaku
- as soon as I see the words, "..reach out.." Delete that shit.HijoDMaite
- Maaku1
Was just called insubordinate by my CD because I was standing firm behind my design and not his idea. Nice...
- well you are being insubordinate. thats the fucking point********
- Yes massa...Maaku
- I had this once. I feel you man. I had a CD fight my design and eventually reworked it without my knowledge before sending it to the client.kona
- The client hated the idea (his) and the fucker had the gall to throw me under the bus acting like it was all mine.kona
- The problem is not the fact of working on his concept, it's the tone of voice he used. But no worries, from now on I'm officially a production designer...Maaku
- The boss may not always be right but he/she will always be the boss...whatthefunk
- usually this is only an issue if you do it in front of a stakeholder and make it look like you guys aren't on the same page ... it is his "direction" after allmonospaced
- ... at that point your opinion is only necessary upon request, with clients. If this wasn't the case, then he's just being an asshole and pulling rank on youmonospaced
- well you are being insubordinate. thats the fucking point
- ********2
There's a burrito place down the street that a husband and wife run.
I don't think anyone else works there and they are there every time I go and are open from 8am to 10pm.
So people like this work 100+ hours a week and never do anything else?
- Holy shit.detritus
- Dont eat the mayo********
- I know there's a ton of businesses like this, but I never really thought about it.********
- that's nuts. some people are wired like that. i am not. maybe they are supporting someone. maybe they are looking forward to retirement.HijoDMaite
- usually those places are closed on mondays or something. you can't physically keep that up.HijoDMaite
- They do have different people working there.
You just couldn't tell the difference.pango - https://images7.alph…Peter
- lol @ the mayo....they probably make a ton and gamble a lot on weekendsMaaku
- who eats a burrito at 8 am?VectorMasked
- My parent worked those kind of hours for many years. Long days 7 days a week.pinkfloyd
- @vector everyone. breakfast burritoHijoDMaite
- Family owned corner shops are the same. They work 7 days, 6am - 9pm. Folks sneer but they hand the business to kids, buy a luxury Mercedes and retire at 50.monoboy
- sofakingback3
So I finally figured out who yurimon is...
"ok Im going... takin off... see yea...."
LOL, so good.
- https://www.youtube.…sted
- CABLO GUBLAAAAAA! LOLsofakingback
- actually i have to admit the one of the characters im working on has his influenceyurimon
- and that character is you,
you nailed it buddy!moldero
- ********2
Yes, we have reached that time and place in life where Snoop Dogg is now Adult Contemporary.
- HijoDMaite8
the happiest day of my life! !!!!!!! <3
- ********-1
4 hours have to catch a flight to hawaii. i suck at going to sleep
- don't sleep, you'll miss the plane like I always fuckn doGeorgesII
- HijoDMaite28
sorry for the vague blog post last night. i consider you guys like a family of sorts so I will share. My father got out of prison last night after 31 years!!! (drug trafficking 1985 Mexico). it's the best day of my life! it's beyond words.
- awesome!moldero
- bad hombre? ;)monospaced
- thats awesome.********
- Mierda, es un monton de tiempo. Que bueno, espero que lo disfruten :)Maaku
- 31 years is a fuckload of timemoldero
- dios miopinkfloyd
- yea mono bad hombre, but that was a long time ago.HijoDMaite
- Holy shit, that's awesome. Did you visit him throughout the years and keep a relationship going? How old were you when he went away?elahon
- Christ! Hope the next few weeks, months and years go really well for you, man!detritus
- Wow! That's a long time to be away... glad you got your Dad back, man :)PonyBoy
- Yes have always visited him in mexico city. I was tenHijoDMaite
- I wish you guys all the best with your transition.eryx
- mono that wasnt a nice comment.sureshot
- congrats! happy dayssureshot
- fuck yeah!scarabin
- amazing.lowimpakt
- Take care man that sounds heavy and exciting at the same time. Sounds like you'll have a hellava holidays approaching.shellie
- Joine me qbn drinks mexico city in a couple weeks and you'll het to meet him! We can raid his art! he is an oil on canvas painter. really good!HijoDMaite
- @sureshot, I agree. When that asshole said it the other day it was worse. I was just joking.monospaced
- @HijoDMaite What a story! Enjoy having your dad back in your life. Happy for you, man!Krassy
- Please invite him to join QBN and have him post his artwork in the "Show some recent work" thread :DKrassy
- Yes!! KRASSYHijoDMaite
- How incredible! congrats on your new life with your dad! so awesome!!!!!chukkaphob
- Super excited for you, man! Hope he transitions back smoothly, must be super weird and overwhelming for him too!!spl33nidoru
- damn sonernexbcn
- This is a very good new, I wish the best to you and your father. I'm honestly kind of shaken, have a great weekend mateGeorgesII
- @monospace no worries dude. I missed your wink. ♥sureshot
- The world has changed so much in 30 years. Everyone has computers in their back pockets that puts anything he knew to shame.shellie
- i hope he enjoys the new world he's stepping into. That must be wild!shellie
- He was telling me that he hadn't seen a dog in 30 years!! He is eating chinese food his favorite!HijoDMaite
- This is better than a movie. If you have it in you, making a documentary or writing a book would be awesome. ....Unless it's too heavy to handle emotionally.Krassy
- a doc would be awesomemoldero
- wow, he has missed a lot of stuff that's been happening, like tech, internet and stuff, congrats! hope you guys have a good time from now on!feel
- yeah, he's also missed out on all the epic QBN threads the past 15 years! time for him to catch up :)chukkaphob
- Congrats, I can't even begin to imagine what that's like for him or you. Agree with others - great opportunity to document something monumental.mg33
- Pretty mental, congrats manWhiteFace
- Great News! No matter happens from now on, just being together should be a reason to be happy. Did he keep painting in the jail? I'd love to see some of his arBeeswax
- 31 years? damnnnn********
- great news, hijo. all the best to your family.Gnash
- Nice to start off the weekend with this.bezoar
- Wow. Congrats on a new beginning for all of you bro. Suerte a tu jefe y no hay otra mas que aprovechar el nuevo presente. Consientan a su jefe.VectorMasked
- amazing!inteliboy
- Damn, I wish your father and your family well. Better times ahead.IRNlun6
- 31 years for making peeps happy. incredibly sad. Hope his future is fun and rewarding. All the best.sothere
- felicitaciones y buena suerte por tu padre y tu familia, ¡es un buen día!BuddhaHat
- I'm happy for you:)utopian
- Holy shit! That is one hell of a long time to be stuck. Wishing you and your father the best, man! Lots of new things to enjoy together.lvl_13
- pinkfloyd1
Ever notice in group photos, people in the middle look thinner, and people on the sides are distorted larger in cell phone pics?
- It's called dysmorphophobia.********
- http://www.dxo.com/s…pinkfloyd
- i'm like in the middle of the pic, and my head is the size of a chipmunkpinkfloyd
- ^^that's not the actual pic since I need to more clear herepinkfloyd
- Short focal length and distortion caused by the lens glass. Low focal = image is pulled towards centre and the edges become distorted / stretched.face_melter
- I have to deal with it in my 3D work. Less than 25mm and everything becomes mad distorted and the verticals begin to collapse towards the vanishing point.face_melter
- shadduppinkfloyd
- fat ppl are afraid of the spotlight?scarabin
- LR and photo shop has Lens correction feature.pango
- all photographers know you put the stroke victims and palsy sufferers on the outside. fuck you guys are stupid.Gnash
- good photographers always put the fat cunts on the outer rim in case they need to be cropped out later.fadein11
- @gnash - kind of beat me to it.fadein11
- Lol I cringe when I see other photog do that.pango
- It's called dysmorphophobia.
- pinkfloyd0
It seems women reflect most of the things we do in our personal and professional lives. If we're good to them, they're good to us. If we're bad to them, they're bad to us. Like a mirror.
- surely that's just everyone********
- i'm wondering if you're going for three in a row pinky.cbass99
- ^give me a few mintutespinkfloyd
- ^^I think it's more specific. Ex: If I shut the door too loud, she'll shut the door loud.pinkfloyd
- how would this apply to the nice guy, trapped by a controlling bitch syndrome? your thoughts http://i1.kym-cdn.co…yurimon
- Well, some women are just bitches.pinkfloyd
- Paging robo - He's an expert on women and respects them totally. He will be able to fill you in I'm sure.fadein11
- surely that's just everyone
- Xopher4
I've just found that if you touch the red Qbn header on mobile it brings up the threads.
I've been manually scrolling to the bottom all this time. My thumb!
- yeah us too, welcome to the future
https://media.giphy.…_niko - once again something that should have been brought to my attention yesterday!ernexbcn
- Holy fuck! I can use my thumb to scroll?scruffics
- yeah us too, welcome to the future
- ********0
a/c breaks in my apartment, management makes me wait 2 months, i constantly complain. finally they call and say they have a new unit for me... then i get this bullshit
so the guy cuts some wood to support the a/c while telling me its less btu's and will not cool half of my apartment.
what a dumpster fire...how the fuck is this acceptable
- tell your landlord to hook up a mini-split, jesus christ, those boxes are ghettomoldero
- And it's on the floor? That's weird.section_014
- Damn. Your landlord made your suffer through the summer so he could get that shit on discount offseason. what a douche.shellie
- Does your lease describe anything about the AC? Law dictates that normal wear and tear results in a full replacement, not a half assed cut rate replacement...whatthefunk
- This is all sorts of wrong. Call the city and ask if they could come take a look as you don't think it's installed to code.kona
- At least it looks super rad.BK
- So they placed it INSIDE the shell of the older, larger unit?mg33
- yes********
- i'm going to contact the city and ask them to come look at it********
- carpenters hate this guy.yurimon
- rats will come in through those gaps.Beeswax
- Also, do you pay the electric or is it included? This is a laughably in-efficient unit.kona
- i pay for electricity********
- It says NEW on it. Must be good.Hayoth
- Dah fuck country you live?teh
- What the hell? this is medieval.. really ..which country is this?sureshot
- Fucking useless if it's not insulated surround. Smhmonospaced
- Shit dude! I am soooo sorry to hear you live in Soviet Russia.ETM
- lol, what a cheap ass.dbloc
- Slumlord Trump?utopian