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  • mekk2

    I shut my mouth over the whole presidential campaign, now that it's finally over I can talk. I didn't talk about this because I think that none of the candidates deserved my attention and my channels.

    I am relieved that this embarrassing period is over for now, I hope that I can finally go through my facebook, YouTube etc without anyone of those two assholes. Not that I have a personal opinion of them, but I hated them because they spammed every single thing I liked, my gaming channels, my social media channels, the chatter at work, just fucking everything was dominated by two children.

    We have Brexit, we have the refugee thing going on we have the Ultraconservatives going on and I don't want to care anymore. I want to have my life back without someone smashing their silly opinion onto me all the time.

    Thx. Vote is over, accept and move on. Nothing will change.

  • i_monk5

    Rob Ford is now president of the US, eh?

    • we thought the same thing when Rob was running -- no way he could winGnash
    • Are we gonna see trump coked up on power?pango
  • pinkfloyd-1

    A couple of years ago I ran into someone on my bike, well same thing happened to me today. #karma

    • karma is a slow bitchscarabin
    • yeah, especially when wish bad karma on someone elsepinkfloyd
    • if you do something bad, karma gets back at you.
      if something bad happens to you, well tough luck... is this how karma works?
      fuck karma
      drgs
    • fuck karma in the ass.detritus
    • Hold on. Wait. If I fuck karma in the ass now, that's setting me up for some bad shit in the future.
      ^Z
      detritus
    • You gotta stop fucking karma in the asspinkfloyd
    • thats my point, what if karma fucks me in the ass first?drgs
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    During this liberal meltdown, please consider Alan Watts:

  • scarabin5

    i had this drawing in my desk at work for like 5 years before throwing it away.

    wish i had kept that fucker, someone would probably pay for that shit today

    • is it your drawing?monospaced
    • nah, my friend/coworker claudio did it. pencil on tracing paperscarabin
    • You threw it away?? that's just idiocracy!dbloc
    • I've been begging people to watch this documentary for months now.CyBrainX
  • face_melter2

    After seeing that picture of Depeche Mode in the Guess Who... thread, I was watching some videos and thought i'd see if they were touring. Turns out they are! Bought a ticket for May next year - it's a stadium show, but it's Depeche Mode, so why the fuck not.

    Woo!

    • I saw them when I was 12, 16, 24 and 29— I just turned 40— I think I will try and see them again :) 2 of their shows I saw were stadium... great and loud showsPonyBoy
  • pinkfloyd3

    Ever put hidden messages in your designs? I'm making a background pattern, and i'm thinking about sneaking something in there.

    • 'easter eggs'... yes... many times :)PonyBoy
    • a dickbutt would blend in nicelypinkfloyd
    • i easter egged alot of my work at agencies
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    • I did a single-frame one in a short video for Westfield. Hate those fuckers.MrT
    • hell yeah, I do that all the timemonospaced
    • since 2004.sted
    • "Axe your family" in an illustration for a children's bookGnash
    • nice try, bossscarabin
    • Put your social security number in the hidden message. Lol would be sooo funny.pango
    • lolpinkfloyd
    • totallyd_gitale
    • wolf mother had this lady with her nips showing in their promo stuff..so i stuck my buddies head in the nipple..it went on a billboard.cbass99
  • ********
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    Help me understand. explain, please.

    She's a queer woman who has been dating a guy for the past 2-years.

    • it's none of your business?monospaced
    • this must be PaulAIIen who wants to suck everyone here.sted
    • it was recently announced at a friend's family dinner, so the business is up for grabs.
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    • Cuz despite those labels, we are actually capable loving any sex?pango
    • It's not as weird as a trans woman dating a trans man. Them doing a full circle. I actually know a couple.pango
    • is that what it is then. I'm certain the woman is a woman though.
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    • That's only the tip.
      Or... just the tip.
      pango
    • What's wrong with women dating a man?pango
    • maybe the guy is a transwoman and I didn't know.
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    • Possible. Who knows.pango
  • GeorgesII3

    Come back to work after a few days off, I find this computer with a note on my desk,
    "take it home, it's yours"
    fuck yeah, I'm so fuckn happy right now, they even upgraded it to Yosemite!!!

    I don't know what to say!

    :)


    • Nice!
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    • Early Hanukkah for you!mekk
    • was there a second post note which said, "and dont come back"autoflavour
    • packed with nsa trojans and backdoors. don't use it.uan
    • ahahah auto, it probably fell behind it (I'm not going to look)GeorgesII
    • Did you upvote the money snake?
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    • BOOOM. nice, those are cool. What can you do to those to beef them up?sofakingback
    • Yeah man, we have one up in the loft, can it be useful still?robthelad
    • yeah, MONEY SNAKE WAS UPVOTED,
      I think I can add more RAMs, but it's already quite fast as it it,
      GeorgesII
    • Best computer Apple ever made, imo.section_014
    • use it as a case for a badass hackintosh?monospaced
    • ^ Buy Mac, convert to good PC, cripple to Mac again? ♫ It's the ciiiircle of liiiiife ♫mekk
    • its a pretty good machine with these specs, very good for 3dfeel
    • Bro: https://bizon-tech.c… I personally got the GTX 980ti.nthkl
    • and: https://eshop.macsal…nthkl
    • finally: https://eshop.macsal… for your OS and apps.nthkl
    • The 980 supprts 5k. So got this too: https://www.amazon.c…nthkl
    • CongratsJetserf
    • that machine is a turd. a mac mini is faster
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    • Throw in an SSD and you're goldenkalkal
    • yeah, I'm def buying a SSD, after playing it with it for a day, this machine is quite fast but I can't do the hdd noises anymore ehheheGeorgesII
    • SSD ftw yup

      sup with that power cord? looks like it came off of an old toaster or vacuum cleaner
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    • Any updates bro? I'm super stoked with mine lately. With the flashed 980ti and specs, ram previews are running faster than realtime.nthkl
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    Fucking bollock cunting arse face shit monkey piss-munger.

    Left my wallet on the train.

    • Did you downvote the money snake?
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    • No money in it luckily, just means I don't have any bank cards until next week. I only bought that wallet a few weeks ago as the gf lost my old one in Malta.
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    • Ok, so two lost wallets, now. Chain those fuckers to your jeans.Continuity
    • I know. Though in my defence the misses lost the first one. Asked her to stick it in her handbag while we were at the beach...
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    • ... and low and behold by the time we got back to the hotel it had disappeared. Luckily I kept my bank card in my shorts otherwise I'd have been fucked -abroad.
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    • how exactly can you leave your wallet on a train ?d_gitale
    • Would you like an explanation of the laws of physics?
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    • I did the same thing yesterday. It was a new wallet as well. I had a passport card in there too. Just reorder everything and don't let the anger "set" insofakingback
    • Or perhaps some notes on the fact that humans often don't scan every square inch of an area with their eyes, every moment of the day?
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    • Or maybe some footnotes on the interaction between a wallet and a jacket pocket and how the wallet may possibly slip out?
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    • ...but in a nutshell, because I'm a stupid cunt.
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    • most upvotes you have ever had :)fadein11
    • Would have been greater if your GF lost you wallet in Seychelles
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    • I feel your pain sofaking. I'm not overly bothered just rather inconvenient.
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    • Though next time I don't have a train ticket I'm going to use the 'I left my wallet on the train excuse'. It worked a charm.
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    • I think the 'I'm going to kill you if you don't let me through right now' look in my eyes probably helped.
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    • i once left the entire nine inch nails discography on a train :/scarabin
    • I left a bag with two jumpers on the train once. Rang the station at the end of the line and it was there. Next night I went down to collect it with a friend...
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    • got so pissed afterwards that I then lost my phone that night AND the bag that I'd just collected.
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    • lol - as a kid I left brand new pairs of trainers 2 weeks in a row on a bus - my mum was furious.fadein11
    • Haha I bet
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    • ha! I read your first note above as "I don't have any black cards until..." and thought BLACK CARDS... BALLIN! Then I reread bank and I was like "ha, ur poor"kona
    • lol
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    • best thing I've read this weekcraigatkinson
    • not much of a reader?Fax_Benson
    • same here actuallyFax_Benson
    • I dont carry a wallet.sureshot
    • i use my gfs walletsted
    • Apple Pay2002
    • Never should of down voted money dawg! Karmautopian
    • Should have *
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  • sofas0

    is the racist thread dead? http://www.qbn.com/topics/623948…
    would anyone be interested if i start a new one or will it be killed?

    i'm not looking to upset, just talk about the subject

    • ask the racists? they are v.obvious on this site.fadein11
    • You could try http://www.qbn.com/t…
      or the thread inspired by it http://www.qbn.com/t…
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    • thanks! btw i read what you wrote on medium, i think it's greatsofas
    • Thanks.
      I was going to propose creating a "private room" as an alternative. Stay in touch.
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    • will do, sounds goodsofas
  • Fax_Benson0

    Asian / Fusion restaurant websites, brands

    Any good examples out there? Ideally quite salubrious, decadent.

    TIA.

    • ignore this, if you canFax_Benson
    • I will not
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    • I can't blame you - it is very powerfully writtenFax_Benson
    • this is the only post ever on QBN that I can't ignore! i'm sorry. it is so moving!capn_ron
    • ignore this, IF YOU DARE!face_melter
    • anisecafe.com
      10 years old, restaurant is closed, yet the site remains up
      imbecile
  • pango1

    I think I might have pissed off a tangerine shitgoblin supporting cannibal on fb
    ... •__•

    "foolish weakling mortal, I shall feast on your flesh". o_O?!

    That's pretty much the weirdest comeback I've ever got from anyone...

    • you're such a primate.monospaced
    • That's pretty metal, dude.DRIFTMONKEY
    • yurimon's pretty close. but this guy is on another level. he kept saying how he's gonna get me. Bible style. o_Opango
    • Alt-right fucks need to be flattened. Years of babbling shit on the internet, now they're suddenly 'legitimate'. No. You're little WASP cunts who need a bootingface_melter
    • bible style? so he's going to do a bunch of shit to you that never actually happened?
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    • lol not if you put it that way.pango
  • i_monk1

    Remember ffffound?

  • sarahfailin1

    Just talked with a 40 year old woman who's never tried anal sex. Am I wrong to think that is unusual?

    She seemed to think it was a generational thing, and that "no one that she knows" has done anal. I'm 31, so it's not like there's a huge gap...

    • huge gap LOLutopian
    • Huge gap...pango
    • oh, theres a gap
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    • Casual convo huh?Hayoth
    • We've told you about bringing that up in meetings sarahfailin. Last warning.
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    • sorry it didn't work out, I hope you got a discount. did you left set's wallet at her as we discussed?sted
    • Anal fisting is probably a bit of a stretch at 40.. but straight anal.. get it up yaautoflavour
    • Never say never and all that.Ianbolton
    • Have you? I mean, receiving?
      If not, why not?
      detritus
    • Pop her chocolate cherrypinkfloyd
    • She knows sodomy ain't sexyrobthelad
    • she probably has it twice before breakfast and just wants in your pantsscarabin
    • "me? anal? no, not yet, wink wink"
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    • ...casual convo at workbklyndroobeki
  • OBBTKN2

    I'm starting to think the mayans were wrong with the 2012 date... Looking at this 2016

    • They never said it was the end of the world. Just idiotic modern day interpretation. They said it was the end of a cycle.
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    • Well that's that wee joke shat into an old bucket of piss. Thanks, set.detritus
    • Oh, my pleasure.

      Until next time.
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    • lol
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  • ********
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    what if yurimon was actually right?!

    • whatcha drinking?
      cause I wantz sum
      utopian
    • LOL!
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    • Apple and Mango Bio Juice!
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    • African Mango?utopian
    • LOL!
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    • with his lies? or with *.qbnr is a *.adjective trolling? (i'm a nazi for example)
      or and all that two faced stuff just to provoke? better forget it and move on.
      sted
    • no, in moving to Canada!
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    • yeah sure, like my client who also told me months ago that she will move to canada if trump wins. c'mon man he just typed in whats on the internets.sted
    • I don't mean that he actually moved but that it could be a smart choice.
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    • I was not born yesterday. like you're not a nazi. right?
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    • I don't think that it's a good idea to move just because you don't like the current president... it only strengthens those who want to take apart the countrysted
    • sure it's not a good idea. one has to stay and fight.
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    • please don't take fight literally.
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    • Stay away from Canada! You gonna drive up the housing market!pango
    • where is yuri anyway? did he implode?
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    • 6 reasons to think twice before moving to Canada.
      http://www.marketwat…
      utopian
    • Yurimon is still hitchicking his way to vancouver.pango
    • I think he's around Ohio now.pango
    • is he bouncing Muricuh because of Trump? I thought that's what he wanted so the world would end and he wouldn't have to get a job
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  • utopian1

    finding myself a bit tired, so i may go and get some Zzzs

  • robthelad2

    I'm not sure what belongs in the politics thread

    • politics
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    • US? or UK? or EU?robthelad
    • politics
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    • potatoGnash
    • climate change, electoral college, eu crisis, refugees, brexit, transgender, legalization of pot, gmo, monsanto, weapons...you know, politics.
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    • Feminism!
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    • ISIS
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    • there's a brexit thread. also pot, weapons, feminism, eu crisis, refugee and climate change threadsFax_Benson
    • it's all politics like someone said but I prefer separate threads for pertinent and important issues like those.
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    • By creating several Trump threads it seems like you are proposing we take Trump out of the political discussion instead of diversifying it.
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    • And by not marking them NSFW you are bringing Trump back to the forefront of QBN again. I don't think that was your intention.
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    • Fuck!
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    • I totally forgot that small big detail!
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    • :(
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    • I hope that clears it up!robthelad
    • can anything go into the politics thread?sofas
    • ^
      this...LOL!
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    anyone else experiencing login problems on mobile?