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- mayo0
I don't brush my teeth.
p.s. I scald everyone with my loving hatred
- pski0
I brushed my hair with a cold celery stick this morning and licked it.
p.s. I love your shoes
- grunttt0
i my teeth this morning with the blood of a dead pony.
ps. i'm gonna miss that goddamn pony
- mayo0
I quarantined a rat named Joseph this morning.
p.s. that fucker hates Richard Marx, too
- ********0
sludderfisted my teeth this morning, spat out tic tacs.
Thankyou I feel better now
- ********0
my pills looked pretty laid out with my new teeth
- grunttt0
i brushed my tooth this morning
ps. then i put it back in my pocket.
- ********0
I use crest
wife colgate
we scorn toms and wonder who uses "gel"?
- emokid0
when i write an honest post in the blog thread, often i reconsider my decision and fill this space with all sorts of fabrication.
- grunttt0
i've never told a lie... except for this one.
- kingjulien0
In reflection, I don't know how I got such lovely shadows.
- ********0
or why it felt so natural
- grunttt0
now that kj seems to be running on a good streak he posts a photo of himself with a gun to his head.
that's why i like that motherfucker. he's krazy.
- neue75_bold0
The game is tied 0 - 0. It's like they're televising my own personal revolution...
- mayo0
kj looks taller in real life
- mayo0
FYI, when i started to tell kj another story, he put the gun to his head then, too. but in his eyes, the light dimmed, there was a look of defeat upon his brow...and his shirt was white.
- mayo0
okay, You know what?!!?!?!? I'm f-ing sick of killing threads >:(
- ********0
say the word. just say it.
- mayo0
FUUUUUUUUCK!
is that what it is? no one will talk to me if i don't curse?
- _salisae_0
it would look more convincing without the ballcap. a truly suicidal person has no spirit for a team.