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this rain is bad for my plants.
it will just help the forming of fucking mold!
i'm not growing plants to get mold!
i'm growing them to smoke...
fucking hell!
- pango0
Just killed a big ass fucking spider...
It was big enough that I felt bad killing it....
Felt it twitching before the body popped in my hand...
On the other hand... if I didn't kill the spider quick enough and my cousin noticed it, my ears were going to suffer from loud high pitch screaming...
...
The spidy had to go...- the misteryous frustrated angry downvoter attacks again. he must feel lonely. white male in his fourties, has a girlfriend who wears the pants...********
- oh that i was me.pango
- Oh man. You crushed it in your hand? Gnarly. Wish you had just tosssd it outside.monospaced
- I knew it wasn't going to cooperate... it gave me that rebel look...pango
- I would be a terrible cop...pango
- the misteryous frustrated angry downvoter attacks again. he must feel lonely. white male in his fourties, has a girlfriend who wears the pants...
- ********0
i have so many tabs open i was listening to two songs for almost an hour now without even noticing. i thought it was some experimental shit...until i noticed that this isn't mogwai...
- face_melter1
Architect: We need an aerial view of our project, client wants it.
Me: Ok, no problem - do we have a decent quality image to use? Because the higher the quality the easier it is to match the perspective and the better the result.
Architect: Yeah, it's hi-res, looks great.
Me: Cool. Send me the links where everything is saved
*opens folder*
A shitty 1900px wide image from Wikipedia taken with a potato in 1992.
- ********-1
I'm back to being a leftist leaning centrist.
- I used to consider myself left but due to how fucking bizarre the far left has become, I'm ashamed to identify with that direction too********
- same. remember when the left and right were on a mission for the center-ground? at least they've fucked off over the hill to play with themselves nowFax_Benson
- ...and yet i am right-brained.********
- (for the most part)********
- I used to consider myself left but due to how fucking bizarre the far left has become, I'm ashamed to identify with that direction too
- ********0
my little pink potato grew sprouts
- mg330
If any of you fellas are ever considering a vasectomy, be sure and get the no scalpel, no needle procedure. I had one this morning, 1 valium to stay relaxed for it and it was over in 15 minutes. Seriously, no pain at all. Can shower in the morning, back to work tomorrow, don't need ice or sitting on peas.
Got two wonderful kids and that's all we wanted. :) Here's to a blank-firing future after four months when you usually get the all clear!
- Masterramos1
@oey related to your friend issue. i'm from Portugal and there is available a lot of phone lines to help this kind of issues...
http://www.spsuicidologia.pt/sob…
It may help if she drop a call to any of this. They are professional and familiar with this issues.
Hope it helps
- detritus0
I have terrible man-flu, and am cooking a curry that I know it is ridiculously over-spiced, and yet - nothing.
I ate a pack of salt and vinegar crisps earlier today - literally, nothing.
No smell, no taste, nothing.
This is a serious disease, but has anyone shown me any sympathy? Have they fuck.
I need a hug and a cry.
- sending you thoughts and prayers! that should clear it right up.capn_ron
- Now all I smell is cordite...detritus
- this is what happen when the women-folk go awayGnash
- 8oz of water + 4 tablespoons apple cider vinegar. sip till done, go to bed.robotron3k
- lol @ man-flu... stay strong! And what happened to your italian gf?OBBTKN
- Its that just like a regular flu but trendy and marketed to males?cannonball1978
- Is man-flu just a British saying? Surprised at multiple people reacting as if it's the first time they've heard it********
- Oh it's a thing... And it's one million times worse than when a woman has flu. Ten Jizzillion times worse********
- (the point being men are just wimps and moan so much more)********
- I'm bed bound from an allergic reaction on the same day my gf is suffering period. She's at work I'm not...does this qualify as man flu? (Get well soon detritusmugwart
- not heard the term man-flu. my gf would like it.Gnash
- Thanks, mugwart - I'm sure.. I hope.. I'll get through this. Somehow. @OB - she's working away at the moment. #SetKnows!detritus
- First time I've heard the term but it makes sense. Haha.monospaced
- It's a staple term for the unwell British man.fadein11
- https://cdn.meme.am/…fadein11
- You need a "Hot Toddy". One mug, hot water, whiskey, lemon lots of honey = betters :)mrAtor
- Oof, no - ever since my gran forced me to drink a HotToddy after I lied about having a hangover when I was 16 or so, the very thought makes me want to hurl :)detritus
- ...I'll always remember my Grandad's knowing smile as he stood behind her, encouraging me as he watched me grimace.detritus
- Fucking Buckfast.detritus
- ********0
Just occurred to me that another scary aspect of automated cars is that people won't necessarily feel the need to park, you coukd just say your car to drive around until you need to get back in..
- Get your car to... *********
- yes, imagine the energy cost of millions of cars circling with their bored users intoOBBTKN
- lolGuyFawkes
- i want to buy an olli to do just that
https://localmotors.…imbecile
- Get your car to... *
- detritus0
Had a shout off with a cab driver (fucking useless Addison Lee, *spit*) who sped out of a road whilst looking at traffic upstream, not paying any attention to the what was happening downstream, very nearly hitting me. I was over half way across the street before he'd even started pulling out, so clearly not in the wrong for once.
I shouted "oy, wanker!" at him (I've been In London too long) which evidently raised his ire as he stopped, wound down the window and shouted at me "what you say?!" making as if he was going to get out, so I turned, went up to the window and shouted "I called you a fucking wanker, you fucking wanker" (I'm very eloquent when I need) "what the fuck do you think you're doing driving like that?" at which he saw that I was potentially a little unhinged so left it to mumbled verbals, evidently deciding not to get out of the vehicle, to which I suggested he fuck off and kill himself, the useless cunt that he is. A bit nasty, but I was a bit angry.
Now, the point.
He was foreign, Middle Eastern of some sort, so his parting shot as he wound up the window and began driving off as I was standing in the road wondering how to escalate this (or otherwise) was a kind of pained grimace and then something barely verbal followed by "...you, you ... POOPIE-FACE!".
Wat? I burst out laughing. I really wish the lights further down hadn't gone green and given him opportunity to fuck off.
I've had more than my fair share of street arguments (fully expecting to get punched, stabbed or facemelted at some point) but never in all my years have I had a grown man call me a 'poopie-face'.
- mugwart3
Linux + retroarch + psx bios + wip3eout + a day in bed = happy nerding!
- pango0
Uggghhh cousin broke my French press...
- ben_0
In Vancouver for the first time in 10 years, so much has changed.
- ya, pango's coffee press brokeGnash
- I need a new coffee press!!! ASAP!!!pango
- I need a new coffee press!!! ASAP!!!pango
- Is it the best place in the world like the mags say??robotron3k
- We have our problems but comparing to many other place in North America, ya it's pretty sweet.pango
- VANCOUVER HATES COFFEE PRESSESGnash
- kona0
my wife's, cousin's, 15 year old daughter who's suffering from ptsd wrote a note and left their home sometime around midnight two days ago. the note was vague saying she was leaving for ny to make money. her cell was ditched 3 blocks away (still unfound but the police were able to track it's last ping to a location within 800ft). she was impressionable and lonely and the fear is that she was approached online and someone took her.
fucking heartwrenching and i feel so helpless. it kept me up all night last night as i have 3 children of my own.
- that is terrible. hug your kids tight. sorry kona.capn_ron
- v.sorry to hear. hope she is found safe quicklyfadein11
- oh god, so sorry.Gnash
- wish there was a way to activate an nyc qbn orange alert. if there are any sightings, i'm sure a qbn'r will offer their helpGnash
- damn, kona :(PonyBoy
- Umm..... photo?pango
- damnGuyFawkes
- so sorry, hope they find her fast... hugs mateOBBTKN
- pango.
https://chicago.sunt…kona - she's still missing. the fbi is involved and it's feared she's been taken for human trafficking. i can't believe it.kona
- if there is anything, as a community, we can do. please don't hesitate to reach out -- I'm sure someone in NYC will put up postersGnash
- I'm in NY, let us know how we can help.notype
- Maybe share the link to the chicago suntimes above. They don't believe she made it to NY though. :/kona
- ********0
Georges has been away for too long.
This left us with a sort of emptiness.
Besides he was all Trump and then chickened out.
I think the time has come for a change.
And we should take this opportunity.
It's time for a new era, for a new beginning.Therefore I suggest the end of QBN's Monarchy.
Long Live the Republic of Q!
The Revolution starts now!- viva la something or other!scarabin_net
- http://www.reactiong…monospaced
- nah we're goodkona
- Who's gonna be the new georges?pango
- LOL @ downvote...Georges?********
- we don't need a new georges! we need georges but without the crown...hahaha!********
- good one mono********
- Page 3333!!!********
- yeah, where's georges??Bennn
- I guess some people are taking this post a bit too serious...LOL!********
- Georges = OMGutopian
- Who needs Georges when we have Set?fadein11
- hahahahaha!********
- i don't believe georges is omg********
- HijoDMaite0
OSI Systems Inc. + Chertoff + Vegas massacre + 4chan
- Nutter0
Had a job interview friday. Think it went well and they said they would call back at the start of the coming week. Thurday now and haven't heard a word, so I'm guessing they are signing contract with someone else and just won't contact until its a done deal.
They did seem very impressed by the html email job application mail I did, so guess thats a tip for others job hunting to stand out that way.
- Phone them up, goddamn.
You want the job? Chase it.
Don't be desperate about it, but just as equally, don't cower in the shadows.detritus - My partner does this all the time - frets about applications but never Just Phones The Cunts Up. Much better to know either way.detritus
- http://i.huffpost.co…Gnash
- detritus - that was my thought too, but my other half actually adviced against that, as I would seem more desperate doing so.Nutter
- If they say 'start of the week' and you've not heard back by Wednesday, it's absolutely not desperate.detritus
- 'Desperate' is phoning up that afternoon or right on the day they've stated. 'Desperate' is a mile off showing you're keen, interested and professional too.detritus
- Personally it annoys me if we're hiring, haven't let anyone know yet, and someone rings up to chase. I think it's a little rude and pushy personally********
- Same thing a long time ago when interviewing for housemates. We liked two but were deliberating. One rang up and text to see if we'd made our decision...********
- ... Which helped us make our decision. The other one.********
- Frankly, a phone call is never going to change their mind and make them choose you.********
- The only benefit to you I think is to find out sooner if they haven't chosen you...********
- Called them yesterday, the boss wasn't available so I left a message. Gota text today that they moved forward with other candidates. Not really surprised.Nutter
- You'd have totally gotten the job if you hadn't have called********
- ; )********
- Guess thats lifeNutter
- I'm just joking btw********
- can i see the html job app? im curious********
- give them a week and 1/2 they might just have a slow hiring process depending on how large the company is.notype
- notype, normally I would wait, but when they specifically say "start of the week" then it just seems odd.
pockets, currently fixing a few outlook bugs.Nutter - any word?notype
- He already told us...********
- Phone them up, goddamn.
- mg330
What's the design bookmarking / browsing site (kind of like pinterest) that has the word "design" in the url? I can't remember that damn site for the life of me. It's not fffffffffound but something like that.
- http://designernews.… (isn't like pinterest :)sted
- Nah, this was more of an image-based layout. I feel like one of the people from You Work For Them started it.mg33
- I was waiting for
http://designiskinky… as reference :)sted - https://www.designsp…
?pressplay - ^ +1********
- Pressplay wins! Thank you!mg33
- notype1
Anyone here ever do RISO Printing?
- I want to buy one in the next three months. a friend of mine does it********
- Links to some good stuff out there?notype
- http://www.peopleofp…********
- http://www.risograph…********
- http://roughnough.co…********
- sold! taking a class.notype
- a class? isn't riso pretty much just a machine that you send stuff to? Not dismissing it - I love the aesthetic. I just thought it was a cheap Jap machine?detritus
- I've just thought — I 'print' to a machine for my job and it took me years to learn the nuances of the process. Enjoy the class!detritus
- I want to buy one in the next three months. a friend of mine does it