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not only possible, mandatory
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I have 2 completely separate and distinct personalities: the asshole I am in person, and the asshole I am online.
- neue75_bold0
I have only 1 personality but there's nothing distinct about it's foundation, which is merely based on random things I've copied and pasted from various websites, books, movies and rap lyrics...
- GreedoLives0
I am bland as fresh tofu.
- grunttt0
i cannot be bland today for i am wearing a purple t-shirt.
side note: i love the word muthafucka. such well spaced sylablles.
- grunttt0
rand - come help me paint the living room.
did i mention free beer?
- Jnr_Madison0
I think I have started to repeat myself in the blog thread. I often think of things to say but don't post them as I can't be 100% sure I haven't said them before.
This, therefore, is the beginning of the end.
I also now spend more money on the lottery per week than food.
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My personality is only as good as the last movie i have seen...
- neue75_bold0
You can't spell 'cunt' without 'nt'
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A feeling located somewhere in my mid to upper back, but deeper, as if originating in the chest. The name of the feeling, I believe, is grief.
- neue75_bold0
"the pretty boy gig was outrageously understated; the clothes were some gawdy grunge affair all the pants were too short but i'm pretty sure that folks were looking at my feet slutty powdered slightly aged models, no worse for wear but I couldn't help picturing an odometer swinging from their cunts; tutti got jealous 'cause the finale was some flirty dancing bit and the tall blonde was grabbing my ass and crotch she calmed down and had a laugh though when the encore was what looked like too ancient Moulin Rouge dancers wearing disco tech flamenco dresses who finished their stint by hiking their skirts up to reveal their barren bushes and having a piss in oversized champagne glasses one got stage fright though so the other poured half of her urine into the glass of the fraidy cat and they both had a slurp. I saw them both naked offstage so to speak: shall i ever recover?"
- neue75_bold0
I dropped a Champagne flute onto my foot, it shattered and left a piece stuck in my big toe. Shit bled like a mutherfucker. That was about 2 hours ago. It still hurts like hell and the lighting isn't good enough in any room of my apartment to see if there's any glass still lodged in there....
I'm off to find flashlight...
- ********0
now that's an injury with glamour
- neue75_bold0
Seeing as that I don't have a telephone of any sort, do you think I can send an email to get an ambulance sent around?
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do you want me to call anyone?
- neue75_bold0
no it's ok, you kids go on ahead. I'll only slow you down...
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hey, peeps
- taragee0
so
i was toying with the idea of making a "real" blog... i took some pics and showed them to this guy and he says "why"now i just feelstupid
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It's been a non-stop boogie for a few weeks... All these things are changing in my life, including me. Realizing this, I have accepted, and welcomed the change. New people, environments, emotions and relationships. Coming home today was a great feeling, although it was fun partying like a maniac in different cities for the past week. Seeing people that I haven't for 10+ years was also interesting, it was like we just hung out yesterday. Oh yeah, I quit drinking too, except for really fuckin' good wine, man.