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- Jnr_Madison0
See.
- canuck0
He's a bit of a tosser.
- ********0
I hate it when it doesn't work out the way I want it to
- ********0
greedo, I will think of you at dinner tomorrow night in Cambridge--and about what a cunt your boss is
- canuck0
I love it when a plan comes together.
- Jnr_Madison0
My gf told me I need an audience last night. She said she would like to be and has tried to be my audience but she can't take it anymore.
To be fair, I thought she would have broken sooner. I mean I get bored with myself nevermind anyone else.
- emokid0
it this a test? it has to be. otherwise i can't go on.
- ********0
greedo- have to pity a man for being both stupid and cruel. No-one like that is happy.
I wish the IT man a short job search.
- neue75_bold0
This is a test. QBN is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test.
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. The broadcasters of your area in voluntary cooperation with the Federal, State and local authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. If this had been an actual emergency, the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions. This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
- ********0
home from work early snugs?
- emokid0
if snuggles lived in my part of town, i bet we'd hang out often discussing cruel ways to end our lives.
- canuck0
Sounds like fun.
- neue75_bold0
you shoulda been here this weekend emo, whippits and I went to the Torture Museum and came with this great concept for a little something I like to refer to as the i-Maiden [we're gonna pitch it to Apple] Basically it's like an evolution of the Iron Maiden, but instead of a device of torture it's more of an isolation booth but filled to the tits with technology, like the whole front will actually be a touch-screen plasma display.
You'll be able to release controlled amounts of various gasses/substances of your choice, so you could just be mildly comatosed or heavily sedated, whatever you're in the mood for...
Similarly to tandem bench seating, you can order multi-person i-Maiden's, a 2-seater all the way up to a 5-person unit, the i-Maiden Pro...
The thing we won't mention to Apple is that it can also be used as a means to an end. Either by releasing, via the web, software hacks, hidden key-command combinations or third party software and plug-ins. You can off just yourself or take the whole family with you, screaming kids and all....
- GreedoLives0
i'll take two.
- canuck0
That device would go down champion right now. Bangig my head on the table is losing it's charm.
- neue75_bold0
I can't think of a better way to go than being in a tiny, confined space blasting the methyl isocyanate, while watching some whore go down on a goat...
- ********0
I have no fans,” he told one interviewer. “You know what I got? Customers. And customers are your friends.”
- GreedoLives0
never got around to reading spillane...read all of chandler tho, great stuff.
- neue75_bold0
I guess this is as good as it's gonna get....