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  • maquito2

    Ok, so.. my wife got a job month and a half ago in a startup that is dedicated to cryptocurrencies, growing fast, linked to agriculture..

    She's always worked in the finance area, but given the size and the synergy that takes place in startups, founders of this 20+ employee company has already offered her the possibility of learning and developing as a project manager. Yup.

    That's not all; A few days ago they started searching for a position, for someone who does exactly the same thing that I've been doing in a very large company for more than 1 year.

    Aaaaand... we know for sure that the salary available is a little more than two times what I currently earn.

    What the fuck do I do? I. thought I had seen everything, but the wife PM and 2x the moneyz? Fuuuck!!! elp.

    • currently dealing with little voice inside my head "you're ok rn, why fuck everything up?" and another sayin "2x bro, what you waitin for?"maquito
    • 2x bro! think of all the toys you can buy.pango
    • take the moneyimbecile
    • hey good to hear from you! do they pay in crypto? or real money?SimonFFM
    • Is that amount of money worth having your wife as the PM at work as well as at home?Chimp
    • don't put your eggs in the same basket...grafician
    • If you two are sharing the same office it negates all benefitsdrgs
    • Starts fail all the time. If she loses her job, both of you likely would at once. If you did this you should be conservative and save half your salary.shellie
    • *cough* don't do it! *cough*Krassy
    • What Shellie said. Simply not stable enough.monospaced
    • Join under a fake name, avoid at all costs the knowledge that you two are married. Yet.. start a kinky office affair with her.shapesalad
    • In reality it's going to be something like this: you walk over to the coffee machine, she follows you with her eyes -- "Coffee again? Seriously?"
      8 hours ry day
      drgs
    • Milk it whilst you can.Nairn
    • Are they public? Can I buy stock?doggydoggdog
    • Tks everyone :) Hai Simon! Reel money. This helped. I'm almost sure I wont go for it, though.. Shellie is on point. @drgs lolz, @doggy, ye. Agrotoken.maquito
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  • NBQ000

    Well that "Upvote money granny" worked for me. Just got some a side gig aside regular work and extra cash. We should do that more often here!

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      palimpsest
    • Money granny ain’t done shit for menb
    • You need to visualize and pray to Oprah as well for the manifestation to fully unfold.NBQ00
    • client decided to pay me in cash today. the stack is so thick my money clip couldn't hold it.pango
  • Nairn1

    lol Scotland. I just sent an email to Barrs asking about stockists for Irn Bru 1901 in London and part of their automated response says "Please be aware that if you use offensive language we will not respond", hahaha. In all my years on the internet, I've never seen that in a corporate email... .

    • Did you ever get around to trying Inca Kola?garbage
    • I did - I told you! Then got laughed at by hans for talking about soft drinks in terms of 'notes' :) IncaKola doesn't have any bitterness to itNairn
    • Irn-Bru's all about the quinine.Nairn
    • *stifles guffawhans_glib
    • Well, they couldn't suggest anywhere, but apparently 1901 does come in cans these days, so I've ordered a load from eBay. Huzzah!Nairn
    • That's some damn steel trap memory you've got over there.garbage
    • I don't have a life otherwise - that was one of my social high points earlier this year.Nairn
    • lol. Well here's to the looming Irn-Bru-fueled rager in your near future.garbage
  • Nairn4

    A spam I received a few minutes ago...

    • are you on windows 95?shapesalad
    • Because there's no way you're living to 100 on fried chicken and cigs if you're still using Windows 95. Read the email mateIanbolton
    • KFC & Winston double teaming that inbox!stoplying
  • jagara3

    Is that Kenobi show worth my time? Mandalorian was great. Boba Fett sucked. Kenobi=great?

    • Well, I can tell you what it's not:
      The prequels.

      That's already a win.
      Continuity
    • That said, it's ok-ish. The first two eps are a bit of a slog, but I think it's got potential.Continuity
    • You will need to see some Star Wars movies after to fill in the gaps...grafician
    • If you haven't seen these before that is.jagara
    • It's fine. Ewan is great as always, villains are comically evil and at odds with the tone of the show, they move off Tatooine which is massive fucking bonus.face_melter
    • It's only six episodes I think? So worth sticking with especially if they make it a recurring thing.face_melter
    • I disagree about it not being the prequels. It picks up where Revenge of the Sith leaves off.CyBrainX
    • And yes. This is what Star Wars should be instead of bounty hunter stories. It should be galaxy size. Not cartoon stories about dull individuals.CyBrainX
    • 3rd ep was much better.thumb_screws
    • watched the first two.... will see the third today... like what i've seen so far.exador1
    • Heard there's talk now of a Darth Vader show.... now THAT is something I'd get behind...exador1
    • I'm 50. so i grew up with the original trilogy (like most of you i suspect) and Vader was always my favourite.exador1
    • I've seen a few pages here and there of a comic about him...the idea being, this fucker is SO bad, there's a reason everyone is terrified of him....exador1
    • https://preview.redd…exador1
    • @CyBrain What I meant was that it's not nearly as brain-bendingly bad as the prequels.Continuity
    • I fell asleep during the first episode but will try again._niko
    • Personally though, I can’t wait until Disney rolls out the adventures of the mos Isley band or an entire series devoted to that sand worm_niko
    • It’s entertaining and certainly better than some of the other Disney / Lucasfilm / Marvel stuff but the chase scenes are fucking ridiculous...Bluejam
    • ... complete lack of imagination, craft or intellect - probably as symptom when CGI isn’t availableBluejam
  • Gardener0

    • further info : institute4alienresea...Gardener
    • institute4alienresea...Gardener
    • ah this doesn't allow emails, just ask here then if this interests you and I can pass info on ok taGardener
    • sounds great, where do i sign up?hans_glib
    • contact via gardenofearthlydelig...Gardener
    • hts.comGardener
    • the bloke should have put the email in the picGardener
  • PonyBoy1

    Anyone check the new Top Gun yet? My gut says it's beautifully shot and completely douchey at the same time (like the first)... do I kill tomorrow afternoon and take the wife? Or do I torrent it and just take the wife out for drinks?

    • torrentSalarrue
    • Send your wife for drinks with friends and enjoy Top Gun alonenb
    • Torrent and drinks with wife friends; let wife at home doing dishesOBBTKN
    • I'm looking forward to itYakuZoku
    • needs a Jerry Maguire re-watch firstgrafician
    • wow I was thinking the same earlier - b4 seeing TG1 for 1st time at w/e I thought I might go to see TG2 at cinema too but no, changed my mind, gonna torrent itGardener
    • and TG wasn't THAT good tbhGardener
  • Salarrue1

    Any ideas on how to get rid of squirrels?

  • Nairn5

    Had to run like buggery to get the bus earlier, with boots jeans and a backpack with a laptop and a load of stuff in, so doing that 'old man running carefully' kinda gait. Anyway, I make it on and sit down and then spend a minute or so trying to catch my breath without making too much of a scene (veh British) and as part of this am slowly exhaling out of my nose, as much as my body doesn't want to do this.

    I keep hearing this weird squeak on exhaling, which I start to get quite self-conscious about, because it's quite fucking loud, never mind more than a bit weird, so I try limiting myself more until it stops and I come to a calm. All good.

    About two minutes later I hear the squeaks again, out of sync with my breathing and it's only at that point I realise the large bag on the lap of the girl opposite has a mewling kitten in it, this time looking out at me as if to come and save it.

    • How are you doing with the writing of the book that we are all waiting to read? ;)OBBTKN
    • :-)PhanLo
    • how can you do a bus in London!? don't you prefer to bicycle?shapesalad
    • I have to pick my kid up from nursery, with her pram/scooter /whatever.
      What's your beef with buses? They're the lifeblood of London, after the tube.
      Nairn
    • Where pussy jokes?drgs
  • utopian4

  • drgs-4

    Is Kate Moss cross-eyed?

    • yes, since Johnny Depp pushed her down the stairs.oey_oey
  • oey_oey0

    Elon Musk ≠ Kevin Spacey

    I just had to remind myself of this, maybe because I'm spacy.

    • Ol’ Musky and K-Pednb
    • Both like sexually assaulting people on planes?PhanLo
  • cannonball19780

    I bought myself some cheap dentist descaling tools to get at some of the hard to reach stuff in my mouth and brushing my teeth last night I decided to use one of the hook ones to get at some of the tartar and calculus like they do at the dentist.

    Reader, I had a few full on shards of calculus break off like calving iceberg chunks from under my gums. One spot between my bottom teeth ribboned off like I had magnetic tape stuck between my teeth.

    My pearlies feel so smooth and clean now I’m beginning to think flossing doesn’t really do much beyond pulling out the day’s food chunks. Jurys out on whether I’m damaging my enamel but I’m taking it slow so I dont think so. loving this purchase.

    • yeah i have those metal teeth pick things the dentist uses. very useful, but last time i saw my dentist she said it's annoying that all her tools are easilyshapesalad
    • bought from amazon, that using it daily will damage your tooth enamel. Well, maybe if you directly scrap at your tooth. I use it more as tooth pick.shapesalad
    • Regardless, sugary drinks and acid foods will erode enamel more than a metal tooth pick.shapesalad
    • Umm. Regular brushing should and does prevent that hard buildup. It shouldn’t be in thick layers. Don’t you also go to the dentist at least once a year?monospaced
    • But I’m happy for you.monospaced
    • I haven’t been regularly and do plan on going. I just dont have insurancecannonball1978
  • NBQ00-3

    Johnny or Amber?

    • I struggle to grasp why anyone gives a fuck.monospaced
    • Because if we at QBN don’t who will, mono?NBQ00
    • Verdict: Two attention seeker druggy messes are both as bad as each other, only the lady went too far with the lies and fake sobbing.shapesalad
  • jagara0

    Do you post on Instagram, or is it only stories now?

    • I post only doodles or sketches I do when on client calls or video meetings, no time for more. My daugthers are real pros on Ig compared to me...OBBTKN
    • Nice. But do you make posts or stories?jagara
    • Sorry ;) posts, no storiesOBBTKN
    • Haven't posted in almost a year. Will do a story once in a blue.duckseason
  • babydick_2

    “This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow”

  • SimonFFM18

    Yesterday, I felt really down. I was frustrated because working as a nude photographer basically means you spend a lot of money on models without there being a market anymore. So, I spend more money than I earn which is not a good business model.

    Therefore I sometimes have these moments where I think "Why am I doing this?" and "What for?". And I cannot answer to myself other than that it's my passion and I need to do it.

    And then, this morning, I wake up to an email with a commission for something very special. It's an art project and so it doesn't mean the budget is good, but I am so on fire. I began working on it right away.

    My point is: Life's a circle. One time you're down, next time you'll be up. Sometimes it's hard to believe life goes like this but it should be a reminder for all of us creatives to keep the chin up even in difficult times.

    • As one door opens, another closes.palimpsest
    • ^ glass is half empty or half full?SimonFFM
    • Don't ignore your intuition that there is no market anymore. Things change, you have to change with them. Find a new market niche that pays the bills.monNom
    • You can't keep losing money and stay in business forever. And then how are you going to pursue your passion?monNom
    • Incidentally, why do you think the market is gone? where did it go?monNom
    • "why am i doing this"? Because you can make pictures of nude chicks? Sounds pretty easy to me.milfhunter
    • lol simon, never get down. You're a tasteful pornographer living in Europe.garbage
    • Try not to think too much - it really is the best approach. At least negative things, put them aside, recognise the thought, don't embrace them.shapesalad
    • Would it be much of a shift to apply your talents to fashion photography or some similar lucrative market while still working on your passion in your own time?mort_
    • (basically what monNom said)mort_
    • Market is smaller due to influencers marketing w/ mobile phones, fewer magazines; fashion industry already has too many photogs and doesn't interest me.SimonFFM
    • I won't give up. You know, tigers fight like no one...SimonFFM
    • Diversify to Male Nudes and Trans?shapesalad
    • Have you tried using models that you don't pay? I don't pay my models and built a good port.formed
    • There isn't the consistency of youth that will shoot nude like yours, though, but still gorgeous women. Most of my work has moved to nudes/erotic now.formed
    • I usually have something in the release about sharing any profits, but I don't typically try to sell them.formed
    • I am getting more and more interest from OF women that want photo sets to sell...I need to ask for a cut of that, now that I think of it.formed
    • Bros Before Hoes!utopian
    • Tits are great, just enjoy lifebabydick_
    • @formed the OF women could become a market for me; thanks for the idea!SimonFFM
    • Do it for the bewbs man!pango
    • Congrats! Create a system where you are constantly aware of the type of jobs you want. Visualize them and they will naturally come to you. No joke, try it.stewart
    • The Secretpalimpsest
    • "Visualize them and they will naturally come to you. No joke, try it." That's some commie gobbledygookbabydick_
    • I think OF/influencers are probably hungry for good content. Off the top of my head: rent a big house in a beautiful locale, then get influencers to pay you...monNom
    • to come and stay and have you generate a ton of HQ content for them. They can do their cell-phone thing, but they leave with a new network and evergreen contentmonNom
    • I'm thinking along the lines of the Vice influencer house thing that was posted here recently. But do it for a week, and get them to pay for it.monNom
    • sometimes you gotta turn the other cheek ... or just spread them and stick your tongue out! hahahaAQUTE
    • I feel you Simon! This happens in my work too. But one kind email or good project lead can really turn things around.nocomply
    • Keep it strong Simon... The road to glory, is a loooong walk. Enjoy the trip!!OBBTKN
    • Lower what you pay the models to balance the supply chain.cannonball1978
    • @babydick_ Meh. You don't see opportunities if you remain negative about your future.stewart
    • Why is there no market anymore?drgs
    • Probably because the sexual objectification of women is less socially acceptable now.mort_
    • That’s not a judgment btw, just an observation.mort_
    • To the contrary, I have many friends that feel empowered by OF and fully embrace making money by providing positive entertainment.formed
    • It's a sex-positive world now. The younger generation doesn't have the stigma we old folk do.formed
    • Sorry, what’s ‘OF’?mort_
    • Oh Only Fans? Signs I'm getting old!mort_
  • Gardener2

    It's a bit of a one off (maybe Jubilee related, if it is apologies) but I seem to be having a radio takeover this weekend. Below is a itinery of events hopefully for you listening pleasure, I hope you'll tune in!


    Friday morning : a fresh mix for Edinburgh based station Tak Tent available now : https://taktentradio.com/skylark…


    Friday evening 10pm : mix of a US based label Ingrown which specializes in cassette releases :
    https://www.crmk.co.uk/listen


    Saturday 4pm : repeat of previous mix on another Edinburgh based station : https://www.vault-radio.com/


    Sunday 10pm : flexi-disc mix for X-Ray Radio : https://swling.com/blog/2022/06/…

  • oey_oey1

    +1 for SimonFF

    • +1. He’s out there doing god’s work.nb
    • Takin it easy for all us sinnersnb