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- OBBTKN0
I'm literally addicted to tangerines.
Now I spend more money on fruits than I did on cigs; whereby, bye Porsche, bye baby, lol ;)
- NBQ008
Today I met my soulmate. Such a wonderful, sweet woman.
We met today on Valentine's Day but don't care about this commercial event at all. Just a coincidence.
It feels so nice.
I hope you're all having a good day too.
Namaste, your NBQ00
- but is she a PRO?capn_ron
- She's a tantra proNBQ00
- show her QBN, that'll get her motor goin'futurefood
- does she knows?sted
- PROs before HOEsutopian
- d'you think she'll feel the same way when she refains consciousness?face_melter
- lolNBQ00
- oh god, you met 'the one' and you know it in 24hrs. Hope she feels the same bro. Don't forget to immediately tell her you love her - to truly seal the deal.Ianbolton
- Come on Ian, you don't need to take it so serious. I'm not naive. But she feels right. And I have a good feeling that she might become "the one".NBQ00
- https://imgz.org/i3D…Nairn
- ^ This.Continuity
- lolNBQ00
- lol, well wishes. Can I please just make a Mark Corrigan joke?garbage
- go onNBQ00
- Oh he just always met someone and said she's "The One".garbage
- lol it's funny hereNBQ00
- haha, nairn - she looks rrrrrreally niceIanbolton
- Sorry NBQ, i do wish you all the best in your new journey through love, pain and heartache. Every time it makes you stronger, broIanbolton
- Can we all come to the wedding?Ianbolton
- You will be able to attend the wedding with a Vision ProNBQ00
- haha, look forward to meeting VR wifeIanbolton
- its his right hand.sted
- haha stedNBQ00
- HAL90010
I need recommendations for headphones I'd use to run... I dont want earbuds, i really want headphones. Something around 50$
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- something that doesnt bounce around too much and sweat resistant and not noise cancelling so I can hear my surrounding :PHAL9001
- if you are looking for a decent set for under $100 i use razor barracudas for travel. good decent sound. wireless.pockets
- they are $139 but ive seen price drops under $80.pockets
- https://www.amazon.c…pockets
- i love the segue of same day soulmate to headphone recommendationsephix
- https://media.tenor.…pockets
- open back headphone for sports...pango
- that's a tough ask.pango
- thanks ill keep looking aroundHAL9001
- Look into SoundPEATS on Amazon. I picked up a pair for less than 60 bucks... they sound amazing and the battery lasts for ages.GM278
- https://koss.com/pro…
Open design lets sound through. Hold on tight, no ear canal sweat. Surprisingly good sound. Cheap!monNom - Philips SHP9500 https://www.aliexpre…pablo28
- NBQ001
Today I'm going through an emotional roller-coaster. But in the end it's a happy end.
I love you all, your NBQ00
- did you find out she's a Pro and now you're emotionally trying to figure out if you should stay or go now?capn_ron
- also, *hearts*, i'm just messing around.capn_ron
- lolNBQ00
- No worries.
- SHULApalimpsest - can you tell us more? I hate being cynical, but I hope you got laid at least.Ianbolton
- Sex is not my priority right now. I'm soaking up the beauty of her being, sweet touches and kisses.NBQ00
- 2 in the pink and 1 in the stinkredneck
- doggydoggdog1
What do you do for fun??
Most of the time I work or make art or just lounge around.
I need to have real fun.- Lately? Cut wood for the fireplace and eat tangerines... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯OBBTKN
- lol OBNairn
- What I wouldn’t do for the time to just lounge around.monospaced
- sleepPhanLo
- ^ thisrobotinc
- What mono saidduckseason
- I ride motorcycles or cars in the canyons east of San Diego. I go at least once a weekend, sometimes twice. And personal work, movies, gym, walks with wife.dyspl
- I just beach now.YakuZoku
- Paint, walk around with a camera. Occasionally a miserable loss session of RL with a bastard that roams these woods.garbage
- when it rains i walk the hard-shoulder of the dual carriageway naked singing eternal flame by the bangles in falseto crying happy tears.kingsteven
- wank, sleep, doomscrollcrazyprick
- lol crazyprickNairn
- @kingsteven - lol, to this day I know all the lyrics to that song. Oh, Amanda, where are you now?Nairn
- it can pop in to my head fully formed with every inflection of susanna hoffs' vocal and string arrangements. it's a shame the production on the actual track iskingsteven
- so clunky and dates it so much as it truly is one of the songskingsteven
- i don't think i've ever intentionally listened to it either. but it's just living there...kingsteven
- I battle the constant flow of ill-health brought home from childcare, ride when I can, gardening, kettlebell workouts, and I play PC games badly sometimes.BuddhaHat
- @kingsteven - christ, i asumed you were being all pretentous music wonk but having listened, the production's fucking awful, isn't it? lol. Oh well. xxNairn
- Wordsworth1
Remember, when you are lifting heavy things, you wanna just lift from your BACK with a good, sudden JERKING motion.
- Especially important when shoveling and tossing heavy snow.monospaced
- lolWordsworth
- https://m.youtube.co…robotinc
- HAL90010
Sometimes I would like my kitchen to be like an industrial kitchen, all in stainless with a ceramic floor with a drain so I can clean everything with a high pressure hose.
- yee. i thought of this too. but it's going to make your kitchen look very coldpango
- yeahHAL9001
- Also handy for disposing your victims.Nairn
- ^ yespango
- my apartment's minimal furniture look already been described as serial killer-esque. industrial kitchen is really going to complete the look.pango
- lolHAL9001
- jagara18
JS hasn't lost it in the 9 years. Still funny as fuck.
- He would be a great president of the United Statesmonospaced
- with Trevor Noah as VP.palimpsest
- He's in his element in this medium, eh?ideaist
- Oh god please, no more Noah. The dude has an actual unfunny bone.garbage
- JERRY SPRINGER?AQUTE
- @garbage he got funny a few months in IMO. His South Africa material is great.jagara
- my gf loves trevor noah but we watched a standup special thing and she didn't laugh either. JS always amazing.kingsteven
- I don't know what it is about Noah, but I find him tremendously off-putting.Nairn
- OK then, let's keep Kamala Harris as VP.palimpsest
- @kingsteven his last one was bad. But he has good ones. But taste, I guess :)jagara
- Matt Rife for VP?palimpsest
- Eh, I never found him funny.garbage
- Also dump Kamala Harris, no more "Top Cop". The reincarnated spirit of Fred Rogers for VP.garbage
- AI for VP.palimpsest
- Compromise: Mr. Rogers AI VP, but he has a crew and control room that rivals Space Center Houston.garbage
- The day he says "It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, you will be mine, you will be mine" and starts chewing the heads off his puppets?garbage
- Killswitch engaged.garbage
- I think we have a winning team!palimpsest
- face_melter1
working on a v. important document for a v. important client which will lay out certain planning and traffic concerns for the next 30 years or so.
one of the sections is numbered 6.6.6 so I'm changing the weights of each s, l, a, y, e, and r in all the paragraphs. toying with altering the kerning but I don't want to make it too obvious, especially in long-ass Swedish words.
- hahaha i nearly got sacked once for pulling a stunt like thathans_glib
- Go for faux-bold — it should darken each letter _just_ enough — a hair, really — without being too obvious.Continuity
- PonyBoy10
- You? Thanks trump.monospaced
- haha... yep—me. Logged in yesterday just to check the balance as I knew I had a payment due — er... guess not.PonyBoy
- ugh, I still have a balancemonospaced
- maybe I should of went to college...hydro74
- congrats! no monthly payment anymore. go buy a Camaro.capn_ron
- Yeah boiii!!! Time to accumulate fresh/new debt!!!ideaist
- Nationalizing the burden of bad decisions for people who might vote? congrats!everyangle
- OBBTKN4
20km bike ride after work, not bad, lungs are in better condition than I thought.
But I need to work more on bodybuilding and resistance on the roller, rainy weekend coming, perfect.
- HAYZ1LLLA0
Is there a good resource for video inspiration like dribble and Beeharnce is for design? I have to come up with a unique execution for a video on sustainability (yawn) and I'm struggling for ideas/inspiration.
- pockets0
I got invited to a oscar nominations party but the nicest suit i have was for a funeral. i'm going to pass.
Discuss.
- rentalspl33nidoru
- only thing i want is ryan gosling to sign my notebookpockets
- https://www.qbn.com/…spl33nidoru
- pockets0
tracking received signal from Nova-C class lunar lander on the moon, could take 15-30min to confirm
"we aren't dead yet" - nasa
- garbage1
re: hydro's police shooting range post
Triggered a very hilarious memory.
(not my photos)That's the Cahaba Lily. It's an endangered riverflower that only grows in a few hard to reach places.
So way back when, a friend and I borrowed this bonk-ass 1980s rickety canoe from his aunt, loaded up with cameras, and set sail on we dubbed the SS Friday the 13th.
So we're fucking wobbling this total jalopy of a canoe, with a shit ton of film cameras and zero GPS. The streams we're on start getting narrower, shallower and faster. The dumbest question asked in the SS Friday the 13th was "Um.. do you think we're lost?"
We are in the middle of fucking nowhere at this point, and Gods be praised, in a small break in the treeline I spy a barbed wire fence to our port. Banked, and I jumped it to see if we had a reasonable egress.
Looked to my left, looked to my right. I'm in the middle of a row of shooting targets. I have accidentally broken into the back end of a police shooting range. I'm talking the ones with human targets that look like the male bathroom icon.
I jumped back so fucking fast, just screaming "GO GO GO", hyperventilating and not making any sense for another mile or so.
We come to another fucking barbwire fence on the port bank. With much, much more caution I crawl up and straddle the top. It's a fucking junkyard.
My friend: Why are you whistling?
Me in angry whisper tones: BECAUSE I'M LOOKING AT FUCKING JUNKYARD AND THEY MIGHT HAVE A DOG YOU FUCKING MORON.They did not have a dog, and so we threw this massive metal canoe over the fence, and walked out through the front gate. The owners saw us and were too confused to confront two sweaty ass dudes in with camera gear hauling a canoe.
Found an empty lot and after some argument, it was agreed that I've been hopping fences all day, so it's on him to hitch a ride to pick up the truck that we launched from.
I flip over the canoe and hide underneath it, and I start hearing rings of thunder and thinking of how fucking stupid the headlines of my death are going to be.
"CANOE BOY THUNDERSTRUCK IN PARKING LOT", or just "LOOK AT THIS IDIOT" with a photo of my sizzled arm hanging out of the canoe.
He managed to get the truck. We did not manage to take a single fucking photo or even see a lily. Fun day.