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- grunttt0
if i were a dog and you were a flower i'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.
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Khomeini=Garbo
- kingjulien0
The Germans are stubborn people, but they sure are great craftsmen.
- GreedoLives0
I guess i'm exiled to the island of misfit toys then.
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case of plonjk en route
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one man's plonk is another man's swill
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one man's plonk is one man's plank
- ********0
I've thought on it: Rand is channeling Elsie de Wolfe?
- cosmo0
I no longer belong to this thread, run out of things to say.
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I was an ugly child and I lived in an ugly age
- RobotGunslinger0
in a last attempt to protest against my heavy drinking and smoking my body decided to revenge itself with something called "black hairy tongue".
I haven't smoked a cig in 5 days and I haven't not smoked a single day in the last 3 years. I guess it's time for a little change. (fuck that)
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robo, I believe that's a fungus, isn't it?
- cosmo0
If I eat anymore chips and salsa, I will bust.
- RobotGunslinger0
not sure, the english wiki article is pretty primitiv. fit causes the tiny papillas on your tongue to expand to in worst cases to almost 1 cm. and the coating on your tongue gets very heavy and dark.
it's very seldom, but mostly gets male smokers. reasons are heavy nicotin consumtion, vitamin b deficit and liver damage. Also every fifth cancer patient seems to get this (which my mother is).
it's unpleasend, but at first I thought I had fuckin tongue cancer or something, glad it was only good old black hairy tongue :P
- emokid0
fuck this fucking shit
- emokid0
i am the superman. the great enemy of evil. i fight for goodness. fight for what's right. the superman with super powers. the super good against bad behavior. i've always been a super man.
when i was a boy, i wanted to be a fireman. run through the flames with my super helmet. pump out water and fight the fire. smash things up with a hammer and rescue all the good people -- the proper citizens. i wanted to make my mum proud of me. she was my super woman.
i wanted to be a doctor. fight against diseases with my knowledge. make my mum immortal. help everybody who is trouble or feeling bad.
i wanted to be an officer. a policeman with a blue uniform. put bad people into jail and keep crime off the streets. chase gangsters with my super car and shoot them up with my bullets.
i wanted to be a great man like my father -- a good man. taking care of his loving family -- wife and son. he'd come in home every day after work and read a newspaper.
build a house in the country side. i'd go fishing.
now i got it all. well, my wife doesn't love me anymore but that's okay. i've got the other plans already. i have it all figured out. i am the superman. fight against the bad.
one day i'll fly away. like a butterfly -- high up into the sky and i'll touch the sun.
- version30
his name is Raster
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good name! name the next one Vector!
in other news, I cut all my hair
9 mm long. Wonder what the better half will say when she gets home.
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I am responsible for the rash of unexplained topiary mutilations that terrorized the midwest in the late 70s