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- emokid0
i expect an invite asap
- ********0
you kids run on ahead
- GreedoLives0
my girlfriend's going off the pill. i'm pretty worried.
- cosmo0
The word on the street is "Parallel Parking".
- c_valencia0
Play your part.
- mr_snuggles0
hey snickers,
give me your mobile number so I can bel you on saturday. I reckon I'll drop my stuff off, fart, blame it on you and leave as quickly as I arrived, around 3:30 - 4 on saturday afternoon and then make my grand arrival later on, avec entourage, around 10ish...
with that in mind, if your gash warming party is starting at 8, rock the iPizzle until 10ish then I'll play for 2 or so hours, then we can switch back to the iPuzzle...
sound leuk?
bleep,
mikeps - I mailed Yohandis and nickle, they claim they don't remember you, but I mentioned you were the brit they snogged at some point or another and miraculously it all came back...
- ********0
your glamorous life
- mr_snuggles0
Lifestyle of the bitch'in anus
- ********0
"you can see the shit coming out of her bathing suit when she stands up.
i like the look on her face, pre-shit, where she's grooving to the alt-rock sounds. "
- brooke0
I've requested an invite for Butt3rscotch for you, Rand. Don't know if they'll listen, though. Nobody ever does.
- mr_snuggles0
how elite..
- ********0
thanks, brooke, it probably won't work... antigirl did the same some time ago
- emokid0
is it bad that i don't even know what Butt3rscotch is?
- ********0
I got a nice lil poem that I might share with y'all later.
xoxo,
- canuck0
Apparently my car has a hole it its roof. My arse got soaked when I sat in it today. And no the window wasn't left open. I just drive a shit box.
- ********0
is it bad that i don't even know what Butt3rscotch is?
emokid
(Nov 16 06, 09:45)I don't know what it is either
- emokid0
thanks rannd. you always help me feel better.
- ninjasavant0
I'm pretty sure that I'm the Bee Whisperer. Every time I try to eat lunch or to go outside, it seems like a swarm of bees starts hovering around me. Its starting to affect my outdoor activities.
I hate them. I hate the bees.
- kingjulien0
Storm just got out of his car, shook my hand, and said, "Hello Rob. I have to pee."
I couldn't have written a more appropriate introduction.