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- paraselene0
and he shall one day dare to try again...
- paraselene0
ow.
what the samhill are you doing to the liver NOW?
- grunttt0
that poor poor liver.
- mr_snuggles0
not if you keep making presumptious statements like that, big boobs and all....
- paraselene0
;)
i would be nothing without you, snuggles.
- kelpie0
varnished some shelves recently.
- kelpie0
just sayin
- kelpie0
hung a radiator too, broke the boiler.
- kelpie0
you know you can't get hinges for a Victorian door in Homebase. only up to 100mm.
- grunttt0
kelpie i've learned many things since i purchase my home last march. namely i'm really good a breaking shit.
- kelpie0
I'm only telling you this because it all contributes to my current state of profound disappointment with the world in general, and DIY in particular. Carry on.
- kelpie0
the soul destroying thing is that all this heartache isn't even for my own home.
- paraselene0
homeowning is bollocks. it'll never happen for us. we're doomed to rent until we die, die, die.
- neue75_bold0
sundog principle #1:
Never establish a life which you cannot up and leave behind in 20 minutes...
- kelpie0
my first foot on the property ladder will be accompanied by a trip switch fuse for the gas mains which will allow me to up and leave that life in under ONE minute.
always thinkin
- emokid0
is this what i woke up for? this day is not worth the effort.
- ********0
Freud only had one joke. He was asked whether life was worth living.
He said " it depends on the liver."
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strolling the grounds of my ruined country estate I assess last night's damages: in the fountain, twin swans, dead from apparent malnutrition; crashed nose first in the driveway, as if dropped from a helicopter, the scorched remains of my beloved 1962 Impala; on my hands, bloody lumps of gauze. Opposable thumbs: the last thing separating a man from an animal.
- frankiefido0
i made my first book today, it's pretty okay.
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