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- Jnr_Madison0
I wish there were re-buys for life.
- ********0
good to see you, old chap
- Jnr_Madison0
..and you my fine sir.
- ********0
nice to see you , old sock
- version30
Office "Buzz Words" for 2007
1. blamestorming: A group process where participants analyze a failed project and look for scapegoats other than themselves.
2. Death by Tweakage: When a product or project fails due to unnecessary tinkering or too many last-minute revisions.
3. BMWs: Bitchers, Moaners and Whiners.
4. clockroaches: Employees who spend most of their day watching the clock - instead of doing their jobs
5. plutoed: To be unceremoniously dumped or relegated to a lower position without an adequate reason or explanation.
6. prairie dogging: A modern office phenomenon. Occurs when workers simultaneously pop their heads up out of their cubicles to see what's going on.
7. carbon-based error: Error caused by a human, not a computer (which we assume would be a silicon-based error).
8. menoporsche: Male menopause. Symptoms include a sudden lack of energy, crankiness and the overpowering urge to buy a Porsche.
9. adminisphere: The upper levels of management where big, impractical, and counterproductive decisions are made.
10. deja poo: The feeling that you've stepped in this bullshit before.
11. bobbleheading: The mass nod of agreement by participants in a meeting to comments made by the boss even though most have no idea what he/she just said.
12. ringtone rage: The violent response by cube mates after hearing your annoying cell phone ringtone for the 15th time.
13. muffin top: The unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight jeans
- emokid0
this isn't how i had imagined it
- ********0
blamestorming...
love that
- ********0
tomorrow: client lunch followed by visual field test to see if I'm becoming blind
- Seff0
i accepted a silver addy tonite, on a hand-made screen printed poster, im pretty much steady geeked
- ********0
sorry, I can't read this, can you pick it up?
- ********0
I'm happy for her
- version30
Everything you always wanted to know about
About
About
About
But were afraid to ask
So this is the story of how your life began.
This is the story of you.
A simple, honest, yes or no, or true (please be ready) or false.
We begin the test in five seconds.
Three, two, one.
All my life my mother kept telling me,
Sex is bad, sex is wrong.
When I'm having sex, I'll do anything.
I do about everything I want in my sex life,
Without reservation.
Big girls, ooh!
Bad girls, ooh!
Blond girls, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Big girls, ooh!
Bad girls, ooh!
Blond girls, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
36, 24, 36
You want me to do what with my hand?
You know you're disgusting?
Oh my God that feels terrific!
Bob, what do you know about girls?
Well gosh, Doctor, they're a lot different than boys.
You're probably wondering (squeeze it)
How the father (pushing down)
Gets into the body of the mother. (squeeze it)
Rigid and vibrating!
Big girls, ooh!
Bad girls, ooh!
Blond girls, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Big girls, ooh!
Bad girls, ooh!
Blond girls, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
There begins to be a warm feeling,
Ah, so good
The whole area begins to feel tingly.
Oh, that's what I like to hear.
Physiologically, she goes into high gear.
The pulse rate doubles,
As high as 160 beats per minute.
Breathing increases to an interrupted panting state.
As the momentum increases,
I feel a satisfying warmth.
It
Go on, pet.
Increases the motion and
The sensations are so intense
I become so absorbed
I'm unaware of anything except what's happening between us.
Till I feel so much passion that I can no longer contain myself,
And in a moment of fulfillment, I burst free,
With fantastic throbs.
And with the reach of my climax,
Each powerful throb seems to go through me.
After I feel the most complete relaxation and contentment.
Steinsky!
Whoa!
Big girls, ooh!
Bad girls, ooh!
Blond girls, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Big girls, ooh!
Bad girls, ooh!
Blond girls, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Inside my mind,
My imagination,
I indulge in the wildest of fantasies.
Be as honest as you can.
Big girls, ooh!
Bad girls, ooh!
Blond girls, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Big girls, ooh!
Bad girls, ooh!
Blond girls, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
I'm a sex goddess!
It isn't a sexual thing, it's a political thing!
You're a woman...
Be one!
It's wonderful,
I feel so good.
I am satisfied with you.
Those are the precious moments.
You know, Doctor...
You're right!
Sex is fun.
..
No apparent input
Have turned up unexplained voices
On the tape
No sounds are heard or emitted
During the recording
They
Voices of unknown origin
Then
Then
Then
Took a scissors and cut these ...
At random
These cutup experiments appeared
At random and cut in (?)
How random is random?
- ********0
Its a hit
- canuck0
i have nothing more to say
- ********0
someone else may be involved
- ********0
who?
mr_snuggles
(Nov 29 06, 00:18)
- ********0
the girls i have...
Crouwel
(Nov 12 06, 07:54)
- ********0
Outstanding play.
- emokid0
the world is not out to get me. i've been telling myself that it was and quite honestly, it does appear to be that way but a simpler explanation is available.
the responsibility for all these failures and missed opportunities falls on my shoulders. as hard as this is to accept, i see no other way.
while i may not fully understand the circumstances, i am willing to accept that i have played an important and unfortunate part in all of this.
- canuck0
It's not as bad as you think.