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Today on the walk home from church, I noticed across the way two dogs copulating. Breeding. Having sex, I stopped somewhat aghast as I am walking through a relatively nice, middle class white neighbourhood, where one would expect righteous citizens to keep their canine friends locked up with a leash, not running riot spreading their seed throughout the streets and avenues, in clear sight of the elderly and child alike.
So there I am staring at these beasts, and quite large they were too though I'm no expert on species, they were the size of labrador but had short, tan hair the both of them. As the male mounted the bitch I was somewhat impressed by his motion, he was indeed fast, efficient, and his muscles were quite visible during these moments of exertion. I cast an eye to one side, checking of course for the owner so that he (this male dog clearly belonged to a man as it wore a red handkerchief about its neck, much like a cowboy) might restrain this beastly act, this act which was still taking place, there they are going at it, in out, in out and I couldn't help but notice the length of the dogs shaft, the phallus must have extended by at least 9 inches, long and red, thin yet strong, pepperoni in colouration. Disgusting it was. Where this beasts owner was I do not know, I glance around again and by now I have worked up a sweat, the sun was shining and after a walk this often happens as I am not a man of exercise. A young lady has paused and has been watching me as I have been watching the dogs, or more appropriately, trying to find the owner to put an end to this hideous act, this heineous activity. She is looking at me cock eyed, "are these your dogs?" I ask, "no, but they sure look like they havin fun" she laughs, looking me up and down, "disgusting isn't it?" I say and she pauses as she walks by "they just doin what nature wants em too honey" she says with a slight growling inclination in her tone, I have no idea what to make of this and am quite taken aback, this woman, this brazen hussy I might add, is as good as sniffing at my rectum, thats what I am thinking, she is like an animal! I am convinced, she wanted to stand and do the sex act right there just like those animals, those disgusting animals as they pounced on each other, tearing at each others flesh, that's what she wanted. It wouldn't surprise me, thats what society has come too, absolutely immoral. That dirty, dirty woman made those beasts look clean. Dirty woman in that red dress and those big sunglasses.
I dabbed my forehead and moved along, back on my way home. Maybe I would have a sit down when I got home, maybe run a bath and get rid of this horrible sweat. Yes, and thats what I did, well - a shower actually.
Quite an afternoon.
God bless †
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God bless †
- bradpitt0
Why do humans prefer to have sex in privacy?
- brooke0
My, how things can change so fast.
- mayo0
how I hate them
Rand
(Dec 6 05, 15:13)factoid: Whenever Rand hates a new person, five pigeons in Jersey spontaneously get tape worm.
- rasko40
Hall and Oates are new?
- ********0
I have tape worm--but it wasn't spontaneous
- Jnr_Madison0
Lesson 1457
Don't judge anyone, just hate everyone.
- rasko40
Soon I will lie and await them. They will return any day now, I have seen black shadows above me as I lie awake, they swirl and morph, faces appear and dissapear as I focus upon them, like smoke they are, like oil upon water. These elusive ones will return to me, I await their message, I await the looks on their faces, though I am sure they are anguished. next time I wil catch a glimpse more closely before they fade and disperse, only to appear on the periphery of my vision, shy are these ones, timid yet overwhelming. Complex. With them come the patterns, the patterns of green and purple, matrixes and labirynths, fractals spiralling, helixes falling, boxes dropping into my eyes. A steady flicker of infinite noised, humming the codes of who knows what. They will be here soon, maybe they will have information for me, shall I talk with them? Can they hear my mind? They have the answers, there can be no coincidences. I will no so much more soon, not long now.
- rasko40
apologies for the awful spelling and incorrect use of 'no' (=know)
its late.
and they are coming.
- mayo0
a client brought in some Christmas junk food for us and actually said, "Thank you for making us look good."
i got a little verklempt...
- brooke0
Holy crap, I leave tomorrow!
- canuck0
I hate this town. Everyone drives a truck.
- canuck0
I have been waiting an hour for some wanker to remove their laundry from the dryers. That's it, it's coming out. And some of it may "accidentally" fall on the floor. fucking cockhat.
- ********0
your laundromat has wifi?
- gruntt0
i have an unhealthy love for sausage. breakfast sausage. brats. polish. why must it be so unhealthy?
- mayo0
I was perusing a thread that had posts from
-sputnik-
chossyif you look at it really quickly, you might read a female naughty bit in there.
- canuck0
It's snowing like a menace outside. Going to be atleast 24 inches out there by tomorrow morning.
- visualplane0
omg, I got a cold =(
- Jnr_Madison0
Welcome to the last few minutes of my sanity.