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- Jnr_Madison0
Back in front of a computer for less than 2 days and already I've spilled coke everywhere , dropped my external HD, burnt my desk and managed to break my mouse.
- ..it was my last coke too!!!Jnr_Madison
- cola or?********
- Yeah, just cola.. but from a glass bottle!Jnr_Madison
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I yelled at my kid over something stupid this morning and feel really guilty about it.
Worst. Feeling. Ever.
- it happens sometimes.********
- but it shouldn't ********
- take him out for a beer later and sort it out.********
- That's what you get letting the kid play with the scanners.Jnr_Madison
- it happens sometimes.
- creative-0
Make it up to your kid with a surprise when you get home. It'll mean a lot to them and you get to spend the rest of the day excitedly thinking about what you're gonna do
- I was planing a tour to the toy store to get some new Lego
That will cheer up both of us******** - I bet an ice cream would do the trick********
- I was planing a tour to the toy store to get some new Lego
- canuck0
Nitwit.
It's the word of the day.
- detritus0
Sorry, Randd - you're right.
I want to watch Scarlett and Jaline spooning, whilst I watch from the shadows, listening to Ebony & Ivory, smoking crack and prodding my plod with an old cigar butt and vodka bottle, in sequence.
- I hate you, Randd.detritus
- and shitting in the fridge********
- it all worked out, in a meta pastiche********
- are you sure you really want to do that? in front of two females who knows what you might do to embarrass yourself********
- heh, 734 - at that point, I won't care - to die, to sleep, perchance not to embarrass myself any more.detritus
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I think it's for the good that the one thread about the puppy is no longer for Queueban Qonsumption. Well for me. I had a couple of notes there that were dangerously close to spiraling out of control.
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it's gotten to the point I'm not voting for Clinton even if she's the nominee... sorry.
- can you always vote for nader.cosmoo
- don't blame me, i voted Medvedev...GreedoLives
- WowMimio
- dude she's going to call you at 3:00 AM and wake your shit up********
- she knows she has lost and can't believe it . She needs a weekend at Camp al gore.********
- Don't close the door on your way out, Mrs Rodham Clinton.********
- I'll still vote for her holding my nose the whole way rather her than another gang of plutocrats********
- sanctimonious self-righteous deeply ignorant plutocrats
GreedoLives
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dont blame me i voted for kodos
- emukid0
jnr, is it possible to hear an account of some sort regarding your whereabouts and what you did during the past year and a half?
- yeah, spill it********
- Depends what version you want; they way I saw it, or the truth.Jnr_Madison
- both would be niceemukid
- Just start a thread about it and post some pics._eh_
- yeah, spill it
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17071
- pretty but not as pretty as it will be at 17171emukid
- 18181 ftw!********
- emukid0
"On average, Americans report having sex 85 times a year, according to the 2007 Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey conducted by Harris Interactive for Durex. The largely online survey polled 26,032 people in 26 countries using random samples of those aged 16 and older."
- "Therapists generally define "sexless" marriage as having sex less than about 10 times a year, and they estimate 1 in 5 couples are in such a relationship"emukid
- 1 in 5 couples are in such a relationship"emukid
- that's sad :(
but I guess that's why they make hookers and dildosflashbender
- cosmoo0
watching fox news or cnn is like watching bunch of school girls gossip.
wolf blitzer keeps reiterating "the best politic group in the country". who the fuck gave them that title? they are worst in my opinion. I want bbc world news again, that is proper news station.
- emukid0
i received an email from a dear friend about her brother's automobile accident. he's badly hurt but doctors expect a full recovery. reading the description of the accident and his injuries, he is quite lucky. his friend who was also in the car was not so lucky though. the email is full of gratitude toward God and all these other things about how God was looking after him. i couldn't help but feel a little uneasy when i read over those parts of the email. a few years ago though, i wouldn't have had a similar reaction and would probably be in full agreement.
i wish him a speedy recovery.
- _eh_0
Jones's eyes widened behind his glasses.
"His huntin cap green? He got him a <em>green</em> cap?"
"Yeah. How you know that?"
"Whoa!" Jones said. "You peoples in plenty trouble, A po-lice already lookin for that freak. He come in the Night of Joy one night, star tellin this Darlene gal about a bus."
"Well, whaddya know," the man said. "He tell us about a buss, too tell us he go ridin into the har of darkness on a bus one time."
"He the same one. Stay away from that freak. He wanted by the po-lice. You po color peoples all get your ass throwed in jail. Whoa!"
"Well, I gotta ax him about that." the man said. "I sure don wanna get led on no demonstration by a convic."
- _eh_0
NADER!
- _eh_0
I love how basement is the new main floor.
fucking nitwits.
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I'll write in obama
- vrmbr0
CLINTON!