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why is imgdumb down? is it related to emuk id?
- sureshot0
check out my blog: http://sureshot.tumblr.com/
- vrmbr0
emukid?
- I have been wondering the same thing. Fuck it! I’m starting a thread.MrOneHundred
- dbloc0
emukid Blog, US
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- ukit0
Guess I'll take a stab at this....
"It's late. I am going to bed." How was that?
- canuck0
"okay i am about to buy a watch. just wanted to share it with everyone."
This was emukids last blog post by the look of it. So i'm thinking something went wrong.
A fatal bitch slap to the face when he attempted to order online?
- ********0
emo has gone through these absences before
has anyone emailed?
- < I sent an email today. no reply yet.canuck
- sending postcard********
- ********0
- your blog is HOTTT!********
- Can you please enable comments.canuck
- LOLZZZ.********
- your blog is HOTTT!
- 7point340
saw forgetting sarah marshall.
fucking loved it! very sincere date movie. very funny. apatow redeems himself after the foul abortion that was 'walk hard'
- Yeah, it wasn't half bad eh rory?canuck
- very sincere date movie, hahahahaaaaTT!********
- The new harold and kumar comes out on friday. Am I too old to go and see this?canuck
- well yeah it was a date movie / romantic comedy / chick flick but it was funny as shit and well acted.7point34
- justr buy the mega popcorn with nachos and who's to know?********
- harold and kumar should be good haha, i own the original on dvd7point34
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- Well at least their engineers are working on.canuck
- you seem to have a lot of anger hench, do you know about Sureshots blog? its very hott right now and might help********
- That's so "Hench"Mimio
- problem was resolved about 5 seconds after I posted that actually. Capsize - shut-it********
- Its totally true though a free and awesome service goes down for 10 mins and Im all totally CUUUUNNTTS and everything ; )********
- everything.********
- totally********
- whatever you say, brother********
- 7point340
"... Ennui."
Smoke escaped her lips as she said it - curling around and caressing her tongue, streaming through the gaps in her teeth, dancing across her lips and bouncing up and away from her nose. The light pouring from behind her head both served to silhouette her features and to grant a sublime halo to the otherwise noxious mist eminating from her mouth. It was hypnotic. It swelled. It recoiled. I was lost completely in the careful movements twisted and making love to the air and the light in the room. I was so entranced in fog that I barely had time to react to the self-important use of the word "ennui."
I bet she'd been bursting to use that in a sentence. Bloated with arogance and completely self-convinced of her own superiority, I suddenly wanted her out of my line of vision. Out of this room. Out of this house. Out of my life.
And I wanted to put that cigarette out in her fucking eye.
- fucking Acanuck
- maybe she meant en nuit?********
- how about a french canadian? i hear they're easy...
– GreedoLives
– creative-2/3
you could meet the canadian first that way
– capsize3/3********
- emukid0
i had this dream where my body was slowly breaking off into these tiny cubes. it started with my legs first. i was very curious to see if all the cubes were the same size. i began to measure some of the cubes randomly as they fell to the floor. each had a volume of precisely 27 cm. by the time my eyes turned to cubes, i was horrified by what i was about to experience. i had this terrible sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach even though it lay detached from my brain in the form of several cubes.
the next morning, when i woke up, i had this sudden urge to throw up. and keep throwing up until i felt i had rid myself of everything i no longer want. i hoped that when i was done, i would feel cleansed.
when that didn't work as well as i had hoped, i tried posting "kill me" notes on random blog entries dating back to over a year ago. soon that too was beginning to feel like an exercise in futility. but then, when i was least expecting it, i came across this (page 627):
and i realized that everything would be alright.
- GreedoLives0
A man walks into a restaurant one fine sunday morning, and sits down for a pleasant brunch.
"Good morning sir," says the waitress, as she pulls out her pad, "May i take your order?"
"Please. I'll have 2 fried eggs, over easy, a tall glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, decaf coffee...cream, no sugar...and a sweet roll."
"Oh, i'm sorry sir," says the waitress, "We are all out of sweet rolls."
"Hmmm....ok. Then i'll have scrambled eggs, runny, a medium glass of freshly squeezed grapefruit juice, a large iced tea, and a sweet roll."
"Um...i'm sorry," says the waitress, a bit confused, "but we are OUT of sweet rolls."
"Ok, fine. Make it a stack of blueberry pancakes, hold the butter, a can of V8, a malted milkshake...and a sweet roll."
The waitress stares at the man incredulously, and repeats slowly and firmly, "Sir...for the LAST time, WE ARE ALL OUT OF SWEET ROLLS."
At which point the man lets out a long sigh and utters, defeated, "well then...just bring me a sweet roll."
fucking clients