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- Jnr_Madison0
I've had a drink and I'm on qbn - this could end badly.
- ********0
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields,
Sold in a market down in new orleans.
- e-pill0
dear blog,
some 2002 newstoday asshole lurker decided to inter net threaten me today with a buttahfly knife, so i shoved my cock deep in his throat!!
the end.
- Interesting...MrOneHundred
- I usually use fists, but hey, weapon of choice.blaw
- boobs0
Scarred old slaver knows he's doin' all right,
hear him whip the women just around midnight
- e-pill0
i am meeting some chick tonight for a game of chinese checkers and tonsil hockey!!
- MrOneHundred0
I am meeting the Australian Tax Office to have my arse fucked a little later. Then I get to pay them another $11,000 on top of the $18,000 I already owe for the pleasure.
- get on GTA4 yo yo!!!
lets do a QBN deathmatch!!e-pill - 29 large to those pricks, you think I can afford a PlayStation??MrOneHundred
- $29k!? You've either made a hell of a lot of money or a hell of a big accounting error.blaw
- or taxes are ungodly high in Australiaukit
- More than half of that is Interest. I haven’t done a return for a while. This is my reward for coming forward.MrOneHundred
- get on GTA4 yo yo!!!
- ********0
Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
brown sugar, just like a young girl should.
- imnotadesigner0
I've officially been up for 37 hours... Im hungry... pumpkin.... orange... mom?
- GreedoLives0
we just put in a bid on a condo... if they accept it, i have to become famous just to afford it...
- can always sell your 1st born :)van_rijn
- you're famous to me.Jnr_Madison
- good luck.Jnr_Madison
- a famous failure, perhapsGreedoLives
- is it one of those Cargo Container Condos. those are HOTTcanuck
- GreedoLives0
watch this space...
- Babies, real estate... soon enough you'll be fretting about a diversified portfolio, and I don't mean web AND print.blaw
- *watches space.Jnr_Madison
- MrOneHundred0
On top of all my arse-fuckingly fucked news from the tax man, we have had our offer accepted to buy a house. It’s almost ours. I am very excited and luckily I don’t have to become famous to afford it – it was a real bargain, in fact. I will post pics if I manage to avoid cocking it up.
- Good luck.Jnr_Madison
- hey, real estate is a huge tax break! so's a kid, btw, hint hintGreedoLives
- Thanks guys. We have 2 kids and I’m yet to see the tax advantage... Love ’em, though.MrOneHundred
- congratulations! such a grown up._salisae_
- haha. If only I was, maybe I wouldn’t be puking in my shorts.MrOneHundred
- blaw0
Congrats to the both of you. An odd fact of purchasing property is that something about mowing the lawn for the first time drives home that it's officially your own.
It's like the only time it's fun to cut the grass.
Assuming you miss out on this small pleasure, Greedo, worry not... it's just that one time.
- they're talking about paving over the tiny yard to make parking spaces...GreedoLives
- Thanks. I love mowing my own lawn. I can’t fucking wait!! September 4.MrOneHundred
- what is this, a joni mitchell song?********
- ********0
Since when are kids a tax break.?
I feel I'm missing out on something here.. Someone fill me in on the details Greedo!!!- it's a dependent, you get to claim a much larger deduction... i can't speak for other countries, thoGreedoLives
- you can deduct an extra $3300 per child, so you could technically have children til your tax is 0GreedoLives
- arh... I see ..********
- maybe thats why I get 3 grand back from tax daddy every year********
- ********0
house + kids = less tax
- I fucking hope your math is better than mine.MrOneHundred
- ninjasavant0
god damn I'm in a bad mood.
- I was earlier, now I’m just too tired to care.MrOneHundred
- wild turkey may have something to say about this mood. . .ninjasavant
- I'm in an I don't care moodcreative-
- _salisae_0
I've got more fire under my griddle than ever.
- you the man now dog !canuck
- your girdle?********
- yeah, I read ”girdle“ too, you saucy thing.MrOneHundred
- creative-0
I am an ectomorph
- 7point340
18000!!!
- canuck0
What a shitty way to die.
CRANBROOK, B.C. - A pedestrian crushed Tuesday under the exploding fireball of a crashed helicopter had little warning of the tragedy, witnesses said.
The man was walking along a residential street in the quiet community of Cranbrook, B.C., when the chopper dropped out of the sky and onto the pavement, killing three people on board the aircraft and the pedestrian below.
The chopper exploded into a fireball as it hit the street, leaving a trail of flames and wreckage as it skidded for several metres along the street.
- Face first into a propellercreative-
- Quick and painless, I say it's a pretty good way go, better than 6 months in pain and bed********
- being crushed to death doesnt sound too painful but lets hope it wasemukid
- fuck. i meant painless.emukid
- hahahaah********
- the lesson here is that Cranbrook sucks and will kill you.sikma