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- kingjulien0
Forest Whitaker.
- peteski0
Someone gets Ring magazine next door and it got in my mailbox by mistake. Am I allowed to read it (as long as I return it ASAP)? if yes, Am I allowed to read it in the bathroom? I want pick a fight with him for no reason now. The official story, and this is going on the resume, is that I was Golden Gloves Finalist.
Got the semi-annual X-Ray Burns phone call. He's doing it. Running the poker room floor at the Trop, midnite shift. That and his daughter is back in the picture because his Ex-wife died. Just to keep you updated: the four-year old daughter he gave up for adoption under duress from his then ex, was adopted by a family who changed her first name, grew up, flaked out on initial XRB contact @ 18 years of age, had a kid 8 years ago, dad's in jail and she married some guy who works at a garage/tattoo parlor, and now RB's got is a face pressed against the glass third in line stranger to everyone Grand-dad.
My shoulder's ok, thanks for asking. The pain is still worse then before but that's what the oxy-contin's for aint it? The back got worse because I did nothing but eat for two months then did too much, incl. some more eating, over the holidays. So me, the pain and the wife are getting on a plane Monday for London then Frankfurt. 4 planes in 9 days - yeah! I'm taking the Vicodin with me, I dont care. I'm gonna crush them all up, stick the powder in a condom and swallow it. Hopefully it'll burst and the pain will cease. If not I'll cut it, sell it in dime bags as opium outside the train station in Frankfurt. Hey, its a plan. You need a plan.
Waiting In Line,
- ********0
two bandaged stumps up
- rasko40
I find myself fabricating complex plots and character studies whilst out food shopping, dependent upon the contents of my 'victims' cart. Yesterday I saw a woman with an entire cart full of organic orange juice, I am still waiting to see a homosexual with a cart full of All Bran. That is surely the Holy Grail of my sport.
- ********0
I haven't left the house in many weeks
- ********0
what is the primary role of the garbanzo bean in minestrone soup--texture, or flavor?
- rasko40
I think its a filler, minestrone is a strange beast; I believe it to be the bubble and squeak of the soup world.
- ********0
I was enjoying tparsons' new painting, and having a tea. I looked out the window, then a flock of birds flew by.
- rasko40
i think virgils make the best Root Beer, their Cream Soda is also good, but I think I still prefer the Root Beer. I am however in a dilemma as to whether I prefer Root Beer or Ginger Beer. Dandelion & Burdock adds a whole new layer of confusion and dilemma.
I look to the cracks in the paving stones for a sign, an omen, for something to guide me.
- rasko40
Late every afternoon I get a headache. This is my punishment for something I did in a previous life.
Surely I have the right to know what this deed was? Who do I talk to in order to appeal?
- emokid0
for someone to have this much power over me is tragic. somedays i understand but most of the time i can only hope that i can fall asleep and dream of all the answers i need.
- emokid0
the painful and excruciating part i can handle. but i must draw the line on all of this being a bit too slow.
- ********0
the entire universe is made of a single sub-atomic particle, moving really fast. As the universe ages, the particle slows down, leaving... anomolies
- kingjulien0
When Thornton Melon said "Watch out for number one, and make sure you don't step in number two" during the graduation speech at the end of Back to School, it was almost as profound as when he told the fat lady in the green dress at his cocktail party earlier in the film that if her outfit had pockets she'd look like a pool table.
- ********0
got a rather profound email yesterday:
"Can I have some information on your services other than what I can not see on your website?"
- rasko40
did you send them back a link to your website telling them this is stuff other than the stuff that cannot be seen?
- ********0
Walking down a stair case, I heard some traffic from a few flights up. A couple talking, I couldn't make out what they were discussing. The closer they got, I realized they were carrying some boxes and a few bags. I moved out of the way, as they said "excuse me", they went past, and then I smudged the window with my finger.
- ********0
yes, I sent a response with that exact answer to someone other than the person at that email address
- rasko40
I know, thanks for your mail.
- emokid0
if you are going to write to me and tell me how all of this has meant nothing, at least have the decency to change paragraphs.