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I really want to watch "Armed & Dangerous" right now. This very instant actually. I think it's a classic, and doesn't get its just due when praise is lauded around in terms of cinema.
- john candy and eugene levy guarding a toxic waste dump, right? and they fight some aerobics chicks...GreedoLives
- hahaha yes!!********
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Sometimes I put my house keys on my ring finger when I'm coming in ... say like today when I was carrying a case in. I need to do this because this place has like security things out the wazoo and I have to wave them to open doors and the like.
Now I usually remember not to push it too far down on my fat knuckle finger but ... it sure enough went all the wayh down and now I can't get it off.
This would be somewhat cool if my keys had like a bottle opener. But it's just some hotel room key thing and this other weird mechanism.
I don't think I'm ever going to get this off.
- I do this too, and I turn into something with ADD when it comes to keys. I wave them around my finger...Jaline
- cosmoo0
Just the thought of doing laundry pisses me off.
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Just the thought of cosmo doing laundry pisses me off.
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laundry itself pisses me off
- ********0
laundry is pissed at me for leaving it alone for so long
- sikma0
i've left the laundry for so long it smells like piss
- Complexfruit0
“After enlightenment, the laundry.”
- ********0
I pissed on sikma's laundry.
- creative-0
Our washing machine has a safety time delay lock on the door that seems to be getting longer each time I use it. Bloody pisses me off. One of these days I'm going to put my foot through the stupid thing to gain quick access to my clothes.
- dbloc0
It's hot as piss in Southern California today
- dbloc0
the guy that started this thread (magicpatch) hasn't logged in for 3 months.
- Face first...********
- Technically he is logged in from the year 2012.********
- ha ha flav.Jnr_Madison
- Face first...
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According to my roommate in college one nite (well morning) I came in making a lot of noise as usual, then kind of stumbled around laughing, then walked over to his television and stereo and stuff and was about to piss all over them (why I don't know) until he yelled out, "Da-wee don't piss on the electronics!" To which I turned to him mumbled incoherently laughing and walked to the door about two steps away... then got confused by the door ... and proceeded to piss in his closet.
He thought all my antics were hilarious (for the most part), and this one didn't bother him one bit, the next day he was telling everybody how I pissed in his closet - despite the fact I never offered to wash, said I was sorry, or anything.
I have no idea why in the world he didn't kill me in my sleep. Or ever exacted any kind of revenge for the attention-grabbing things that I did through the course of our time living together.
I have sleep walked pissed in awhile though. Usually I do it when I get confused about where the bathroom is, like in strange places to my blackout drunk zombie mind.
Always in closets. Well not always closets, once a refrigerator while having a conversation with the people who owned the house. However, I wasn't blacked out, I just wasn't paying attention to what I was doing.
- cosmoo0
i piss on everyones laundry.
- brains0
It's about time that this comes full circle.
magicpatch - finding myself a bit hungry, so i may go and get a snack
- ********0
finding myself a bit thirsty...
- Jnr_Madison0
I found myself, didn't like it much.
- canuck0
I'm back. Did I miss much?
- Jnr_Madison0
Things I probably won't get round to doing...
1. Take a pic of the shop round the corner called 'flux' and ask rand if he's branching out.
2. Deface the bar up town that's called 'candy' with a nice big 'fuck you,' in black marker, then take a pic and post on qbn.
3. Find my real parents.
4. Stop telling people I'm adopted when I'm not.
- do it********
- life is short--that old cliche turns out to be true********
- believe it!********
- I believe.Jnr_Madison
- do it