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- Jnr_Madison0
I sometime think 'fuck, I forgot to put my seatbelt on again' then I realise I'm sitting in front of my desk, posting on the internets.
- excuse me sir, can i see your license? do you have any idea how fast you were posting?7point34
- get a desk chair with a seat belt like i did. i ride around the building sitting in it.emukid
- I'm sorry officer but it's ok, I am from the internets.Jnr_Madison
- lol emo.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
I have an appointment at the opticians tomorrow and I have a horrible feeling I know what he's going to say after my eye test...
- canuck0
I have narrowed hedge down to someone who posts in the blog, however this user does not post very often. The name will be revealed upon further research. It is not Jnr. Who was in fact my first guess.
- FAIL!Jnr_Madison
- when did hedge make blog references?emukid
- lets make a list of everyone who's ever posted in this thread.emukid
- I can do that in one word - cunts.Jnr_Madison
- Hedge is one of a few aliases of this user.canuck
- that's a good start. but we already knew hedge is a cunt.emukid
- I AM NOT FUCKING HEDGE YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jnr_Madison
- maybe its a tyler durden / narrator thing. you are hedge and don't even know it.emukid
- I still think emukid is JazX but that is a whole other issue.canuck
- have you seen my polish girlfriend?emukid
- I am your polish gf.Jnr_Madison
- okay seriously now, i am going to go do some work so i can go home.emukid
- ya, I'm going to try and sleep very soon too.Jnr_Madison
- farewell then you miserable cunts.canuck
- Jnr_Madison0
ffs, I've got other people trying to out me as hedge now!
- i hear 2cents is forming a support group for thislocustsloth
- two cents********
- Nope, 2cents, formerly accused of being hedge
http://www.qbn.com/2…locustsloth
- _salisae_0
I had a terrifically humbling experience today. I enjoy a good fail every now and then.
- ********0
- emukid0
thank jebus for Fresh & Easy.
- BattleAxe0
Mcain or Obama, Bloods or Crips ,
Im fucking sick of this red / blue state shit! uuuu look at me Im a Blue State , or Hey You, you red State , it's all a fukn joke</rant>
- locustsloth0
So i can't tell whether my friends are avoiding me because they're assholes, or because i am
- a little bit of both i thinkemukid
- I'm both********
- emu's probably rightlocustsloth
- Maybe you're too smart for them. But yeah, it's probably a bit of both. I am a both, but my friends like me for some reason.Jaline
- Perhaps something else occurred? Wait it out a bit, or talk to one of your friends about it.Jaline
- Jaline0
ffs, I hate DHL (UPS is almost as crappy)
Today, I have to sneak out of work for about 2.5 hours in order to go home, wait for a package, and then come back. People usually don't notice me, so I hope that doesn't change anytime soon.
- JOSF0
Hellish 48hrs of sickness is finally over!
started with the sore throat on monday morning, then came a really heavy headache and nose running like a fucking river. so monday night i got about 3hrs sleep. pretty much the same yesterday, but started to feel a little better in the afternoon only for the vomiting to arrive. It was really nasty, because my stomach had nothing left to give except snot i must have swallowed from the night before. And puking snot right from the bottom of your stomach is not pleasant. Anyway i suddenly felt about 70% better around 2AM, so i knew it was all good from then on.
i sure hope the second half of my week is nicer to me.
- It's awesome when you're done throwing up. Feels so much better. You sound like you had a cold + stomach flu?Jaline
- I am sick with a cold now. Damn you.canuck
- That's what happens when you hang out in the blog thread all day.Jaline
- yeah i thought it was just a heavy cold... but then throwing up caught me off guard. I was so happy thinking it was over. But then NO.. you get to throw up for 6hrs instead!JOSF
- But then NO.. you get to throw up for 6hrs instead! Sure do feel good now though. =]JOSF
- I think something was wrong with you :(
:)Jaline - JOSF's preggers!locustsloth
- canuck0
this is getting out of hand
- *holds canuck's hand.Jnr_Madison
- HELLO !canuck
- sup honey!Jnr_Madison
- what is?GreedoLives
- Jnr_Madison0
Well, my appointment with the optometrist went ok, my eyes are all good but he did suggest I stop spelling out 'you cunt' with my eyeballs when he's looking in them.
- canuck took a photo of you while you were at the optometrist. its in your bio thread.emukid
- LOLJnr_Madison
- ********0
I've been cursing my AC for weeks because it stays at a constant 76 no matter what, or how cold I put it.
And I've been keeping a giant window open which I don't like doing for some reason.
Finally, now, I got fed up and start mashing buttons only to realize that I had to do is trigger the reset ... now cold air is coming out.
It's amazing how long I go on with annoyances I don't find all that bothersome, or that I can make excuses for I guess.
- i set mine to 76 and ripped the knob off. no one can ever mess with it now.emukid
- Jaline0
One time, in elementary school, I almost died. We had a skating rink in the playground in the backyard of the school, and there were giant snow piles everywhere, surrounding the rink.
My three friends and I were playing around, and all three of them jumped off a hill and landed on top of me somehow (I was standing on the ice). Two of them were large, and one was smal/short/skinny like me. I was crying because I couldn't breathe (which made the breathing worse, of course, and I have asthma), until one of my friends (the skinny girl) heard me crying or having a hard time. I had snow and ice all over my face.
They all promptly got off and laughed it off. I'm sure I would've died if they didn't get off when they did. I didn't think it was that funny as I was still trying to breathe, but I didn't want to seem like a wimp. I can't remember if I used my puffer after, or if I just waited there until I could breathe properly again.
- hahaahhaha, well I'm glad you didn't die there toots. Feeling like you're suffocating is the worst.********
- Especially when you can't control why you can't breathe like people on top of you, or headfirst in snow.********
- haha, I laugh about it too :)Jaline
- You're supposed to laugh death in the face. :D********
- I'll remember that :)Jaline
- hahaahhaha, well I'm glad you didn't die there toots. Feeling like you're suffocating is the worst.
- pantone0
I felt sick, so I stayed home all day and watched Montel
- Don't like him. But he does get pretty excited and passionate about things, while still being boring.Jaline
- I stayed home, but I've been working non-stop and actually have just been listening to music.********
- I don't like does type of talk shows at all to be honest. Then again I never watched one.********
- I don't like them but sometimes they are the only thing on TV. I just use my laptop at the same time.Jaline
- Jaline0
I just read up about this, and I swear I have some mild version. I have every symptom except fainting, which I feel like is going to happen sometimes, but never does.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ort…
Plus, doctors have never found anything wrong with me. I have to admit, I have been drinking a lot more fluid over the past few months and things have been better.
- Especially that "sensation of difficulty breathing or swallowing". I just tell myself I'm imagining it, and it passes.Jaline
- I also had tremors severely for months, and still have it often, but it was diagnosed as Costochondritis. Bet it's wrong.Jaline
- I think I'm revealing too much here, hahhaJaline
- ...********
- hahahah.********
- Actually that sounds somewhat troubling and/or very strange if you had any of those symptoms.********
- I know, but the mild version is not that bad at all. My parents don't believe me, so maybe I should talk to my doctor :/Jaline
- It's been going on since Sept., and it could've been caused by something else, so I'm just going to wait it out.Jaline
- For a while longer. If it gets worse or anything I will check it out. Right now I can handle it.Jaline
- Sorry, I don't tell myself "I am imagining it". More like I just know it will pass and I wait it out.Jaline
- hope all goes ok.canuck
- thanks :)Jaline
- God speedcreative-
- thanks. it's not as severe as most people have it, and I'm not sure I have it. But it sounds exactly like it.Jaline