astronauts and cavemen
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- leaves0
that depends on which group has more formal training in kung fu.
- leaves0
yet i feel the more pertinent question is:
who has the bigger wang?
- leaves0
you mean to tell me that you don't care who has the bigger dong?
- loudubs0
...tightening the loose bolts. He stares up, for a moment, at the mammoth hull of the ClusterBuster. It is an awe-inspiring citadel in space, complete with Outback steakhouse and restrooms.
"mmmm....,,,feel good......feel...very good...feel like..."
just then, a shiny object appears over the shoulder of our brave caveman astronaut....
- EMGEE330
...Medrozon notices subtle similiarities in the construction of this object, and his own penis, now held tightly within the confines of the multiple leather shrouds that make up his space suit. A look of awe quickly turns to bewilderment and shock. Medrozon notices the double ended nature of the chromium penis, and wonders where the other end of his penis is, as it MUST look the same as what is floating over his shoulder.
He ponders for a moment, and suddenly shouts:
"The other end must be buried inside my pelvis, silently having it's way with me..."
- e-pill0
after viewing jimbojones's post of his girlfriend finding his pr0n stash and posting this NSFW beauty.. i need to change my view, and now i say astronauts take cavemen down ftw!!
http://www.qbn.com/topics/629940…
haha!!
- hellraising0
...its a huge double ended chrome dong. Taken back by this oblect which is as foreign to him as its use...
- EMGEE330
loudubs,
I just love the way "caveman astronaut" rolls off the tongue.
And I love the imagery it puts off.
I see something with raw, antiquated technology, maybe a few tubes leaking some fumes, but it's okay because he can tough it out, and some very unsophisticated garments and space suit made of patchwork leather, long matted hair that manages to get sandwiched between the helmet and spacesuit connection valves, and one of those leather water carrying pouches clung to his waist. And he's clumsy too, constantly having to reattach the leather cords that lace up his foot coverings. Not shoes, but foot coverings. His beard is so overgrown that it fills most of the helmet, leaving very little visibility through the visor shield.
On the side of his helmet, there are crude drawings of the Orion and Saggitarious constellations, they look as if they were scribbled on the side of a cave wall.He is known as Medrozon, Caveman Astronaut.
- loudubs0
he has been born....
- loudubs0
danduff on the shoulder of Orion....he passes the Casket Nebula as a static mushroom engulfs his wooden capsule....
(CHHHZZ_))))))))))TPPPPEChhhhhhh...
"hey...man."
- Gorbie0
"what about caveman astronaut?
man vs. past image of himself as mankind?"
sounds good enough for a Kubrick film, don't it?
- loudubs0
most of all, it's a funny little story
- drgss0
This thread is almost 5 years ago
Jaline was what, like 8-9 years old back then
And this thread reflects that
- EMGEE330
"As Medrozon prepares to dock with the renegade starship ClusterBuster, he finds that his ship's access bolts are not properly aligned with the docking port on ClusterBuster.
Fearing a misalignment that would certainly splinter the oak and cedar beams of his ship, the Manoroar, Medrozon exclaims, 'Forget it, I'll tie this up with twine.' "
- loudubs0
Medrozon slips the anti gravity bolt-tightening tool into a holster attached to his saran wrapped waist. He then slips his head into a backlogged memory of Stanley Kubricks science fiction epic 2001: A Space Odyssey.
"grrrrrr,,,,,,,,bad computer......"
Medrozon unconsciously swats his hands in darkspace, as if engaging a space fly.
".....my mind is going......I can feel it......"
"...my mind is going...there is no question about it....im.....ugggghhhhh...."
Medrozon releives himself of the gas bubbles.....revealing themselves as they travel up his saran wrapped spine.
a strange animated site as the Silver Don has entered the ClusterBuster by way of slow-osmosis.
Medrozon recognizes his error and snaps into action.
- loudubs0
....so he takes a deep brea...a DEEP breath and stands next to the tall Saranwrap dispenser. He attaches the beginning of the roll to one side of his body....as an antique automaton of a Perisian seamstress turns the roll while holding his body in place from the top of his head. Medrozon is mummified in the resin. He makes a hole near his mouth to attach the tube. The automaton presses a button and Medrozon is dropped out from beneath himself through a hidden shaft.....